13 Year Old Plays Halo with Hookers

[Armin]

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Source: http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

I love the ending line, "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

[trust]

That delivery guy is a snitch.

[iago]

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

I think I see the problem...

[deadly7]

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

I think I see the problem...

Yeah. They're missing a comma! Those assholes.