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Impact ... *pulls hair out*

Started by nslay, June 30, 2010, 06:46:47 PM

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Quote from: Armin on July 01, 2010, 02:06:16 AM
Say that to Orwell.

Orwell is not a linguist. Linguists study language. Languages change! It's the nature of language.

Moral of the story? If you're upset with the change of the word "impact" to mean "affect" you should also be upset with the word "google" being used as a substitute for the verb phrase "to search" and you should be upset with any other semantic change that happens with a word.
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

nslay

Quote from: iago on July 01, 2010, 12:52:18 PM
Quote from: nslay on July 01, 2010, 09:29:51 AM
Quote from: Hitmen on June 30, 2010, 09:51:01 PM
now your just being silly

raises the question?
Not to mention you're*

You've been trolled ;)


Clearly
[latex]
\text{Trolling Factor} = \frac{\text{Responder word count} \times (1 + \text{Responder expletives ratio})}{\text{Troll word count}}
[/latex]

So
[latex]
\text{Trolling outcome} = \begin{cases}
\text{Success} & \text{ if Trolling factor} \geq 1 \\
\text{Failure} & \text{ if Trolling factor} < 1
\end{cases}
[/latex]

Clearly, for my case
[latex]
\text{Trolling factor} \ll 1
[/latex]
So it's a failed outcome :(
An adorable giant isopod!

CrAz3D

Quote from: Newby on June 30, 2010, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2010, 06:48:11 PM
too hard to remember "effect" v. "affect?"   ???

Nothing to do with this, but hey, we're glad you're confused. =P
Negative ghost rider.  Impact is used in lieu of affect because ppl can't remember difference

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


rabbit

Quote from: nslay on July 01, 2010, 09:52:21 AM
A quick Google search produced these:
Impact Does Not Mean to Affect
Impact as a noun
...

To me, it sounds almost as annoying as, "I'm doing good."  If you don't know why that's wrong, then go back to the 6th grade ... it's where I learned, "I'm doing well!".

But what if someone actually is doing good?

Blaze

Quote from: rabbit on July 02, 2010, 07:29:05 AM
Quote from: nslay on July 01, 2010, 09:52:21 AM
A quick Google search produced these:
Impact Does Not Mean to Affect
Impact as a noun
...

To me, it sounds almost as annoying as, "I'm doing good."  If you don't know why that's wrong, then go back to the 6th grade ... it's where I learned, "I'm doing well!".

But what if someone actually is doing good?

Well, that's good.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

deadly7

Quote from: Blaze on July 02, 2010, 08:02:43 AM
Quote from: rabbit on July 02, 2010, 07:29:05 AM
Quote from: nslay on July 01, 2010, 09:52:21 AM
A quick Google search produced these:
Impact Does Not Mean to Affect
Impact as a noun
...

To me, it sounds almost as annoying as, "I'm doing good."  If you don't know why that's wrong, then go back to the 6th grade ... it's where I learned, "I'm doing well!".

But what if someone actually is doing good?

Well, that's good.
Good god, that's well!
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nslay

Quote from: rabbit on July 02, 2010, 07:29:05 AM
Quote from: nslay on July 01, 2010, 09:52:21 AM
A quick Google search produced these:
Impact Does Not Mean to Affect
Impact as a noun
...

To me, it sounds almost as annoying as, "I'm doing good."  If you don't know why that's wrong, then go back to the 6th grade ... it's where I learned, "I'm doing well!".

But what if someone actually is doing good?
That's funny! :)
It would be an odd response to, "How are you?"

Quote
Person A: How are you?
*Person B donates money to charity*
Person B: I'm doing good.
An adorable giant isopod!

rabbit

Aha, but it's a completely reasonable response to "What are you doing?"