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Started by Sidoh, August 16, 2005, 12:04:06 AM

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August 16, 2005, 12:04:06 AM

drka

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August 16, 2005, 12:16:24 AM Last Edit: August 16, 2005, 12:18:19 AM by Mangix
LMAO.

people should always wear regular condoms so that their penis are invulnerable :P.

Joe

#2
August 16, 2005, 10:38:34 AM
You have to be erect to wear a condom, although being you, you'd never need to know that. You have to go shopping some time in your life, and it makes it a lot more comfortable not to be pitching a tent.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

deadly7

#3
August 16, 2005, 11:11:29 AM
*laugh*
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

drka

#4
August 16, 2005, 12:12:32 PM
lol that's why schools teach you everything about seckz :)

c0n

#5
August 16, 2005, 12:17:36 PM
I had sex with your mom, and the condom broke. And alas, Joe was born.

Joe

#6
August 16, 2005, 12:31:06 PM
What? My mom is alive. She just made me a sammich.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

Darkness

#7
August 18, 2005, 04:09:50 PM
Quote from: c0n on August 16, 2005, 12:17:36 PM
I had sex with your mom, and the condom broke. And alas, Joe was born.
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=2305.msg21649#msg21649 date=1124209866]
What? My mom is alive. She just made me a sammich.
Do you understand what it means when a condom breaks?
(01:22:35) Newby: I am listening to 9989. Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver (0:07 / 2:37 320kbps)
(01:22:39) Newby: I am listening to 9990. Torsofuck - Worm Infested Anal (0:01 / 3:02 320kbps)
(01:22:43) Newby: I am listening to 9991. Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants (0:02 / 4:14 320kbps)

Vex3

#8
August 26, 2005, 12:20:33 PM
Obviously Joe doesn't relize that he is a c0n production.
Wish I had more hands, give those tities four thumbs down!

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