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Oxymoron to Towelie

Started by Newby, August 26, 2005, 09:17:24 PM

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Newby

Sexually active!

Quote(18:24:50) HighTowelie 4365: Man
(18:25:07) HighTowelie 4365: I wonder
(18:25:10) HighTowelie 4365: how long id be grounded for
(18:25:18) HighTowelie 4365: if they found my porn stash and condoms
(18:25:21) Newby1337: porn stash?
(18:25:22) Newby1337: wtf?
(18:25:24) Newby1337: yo uhave mags?
(18:25:27) Newby1337: and wtf are you wanking off into condoms for
(18:25:27) HighTowelie 4365: the 7gbs
(18:25:29) Newby1337: oh
(18:25:29) Newby1337: hah
(18:25:31) Newby1337: they would be like
(18:25:33) Newby1337: "bitch your stash is TINY"
(18:25:37) HighTowelie 4365: no
(18:25:39) HighTowelie 4365: im saying
(18:25:42) HighTowelie 4365: when my sister gave them
(18:25:43) Newby1337: "C:\Documents and Settings\Mom\AndDad plz k thx ngr"
(18:25:43) HighTowelie 4365: there are !*
(18:25:45) HighTowelie 4365: 18
(18:26:08) HighTowelie 4365: they came in rows of 6
(18:26:14) HighTowelie 4365: so 4 are used in1 of them
(18:26:23) HighTowelie 4365: so if they found theyd think I was sexually active LOL
(18:26:24) Newby1337: hahahahaha
(18:26:27) Newby1337: LOL
- Newby
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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Ergot

Sexually active with his hand ;P
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

rabbit


Joe

We proved he did his sister, not once, but three times!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


drka


GameSnake

I want to see Towelie respond to these allegations..

Towelie

ROFL Thats Funny. I HAVE TO POST QUOTES FROM NEWBY SOON :-D LOL