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Started by Newby, January 07, 2006, 02:54:13 PM

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<ShadowHellion> How many D&D nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<ShadowHellion> Only one, but he'll need to take 20 :D

I had another one from bash.org, but I can't find it. :(
- Newby
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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh

Quote from: Newby on January 07, 2006, 02:54:13 PM
<ShadowHellion> How many D&D nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<ShadowHellion> Only one, but he'll need to take 20 :D

I had another one from bash.org, but I can't find it. :(

haha, that's pretty funny. :)

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.


deadly7

Quote from: Newby on January 07, 2006, 02:54:13 PM
<ShadowHellion> How many D&D nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<ShadowHellion> Only one, but he'll need to take 20 :D

I had another one from bash.org, but I can't find it. :(
Hahahaha.  I got that, and I've only RP'd once!
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Super_X

Quote from: Newby on January 07, 2006, 02:54:13 PM
<ShadowHellion> How many D&D nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<ShadowHellion> Only one, but he'll need to take 20 :D

I had another one from bash.org, but I can't find it. :(
It's funny, but there are better "Screwed in the lightbulb" jokes.


Towelie


Blaze

Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=4486.msg54437#msg54437 date=1139414845]
I found a funny one... let me find it on bash.org
http://bash.org/?536709
LOL!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

ZeroX

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wgplife

that was pretty good. BTW james, this is nosoul.

Newby

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- Newby
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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Super_X

#10
How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs; Punks screw in pudles of vomit.

http://bash.org/?593081
Holy fuck shit!! best quote ever!! http://bash.org/?593081 http://bash.org/?593081