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Started by iago, May 07, 2006, 09:20:41 AM

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Sidoh

This is sort of off topic, but it's too funny to not mention.

This semester in College Composition II, we were assigned a 30 page research paper to construe.  My friend finally decided his topic of choice a few weeks ago (several months into the assingment).   Ready for it?  Here it is: canibalism.

iago

Quote from: Sidoh on May 08, 2006, 09:28:31 PM
This is sort of off topic, but it's too funny to not mention.

This semester in College Composition II, we were assigned a 30 page research paper to construe.  My friend finally decided his topic of choice a few weeks ago (several months into the assingment).   Ready for it?  Here it is: canibalism.

Ah, that's a fantastic topic.  It's yet another of those things that we find disgusting for no real reason besides that we always have. 

Sidoh

Quote from: iago on May 08, 2006, 09:29:29 PM
Ah, that's a fantastic topic.  It's yet another of those things that we find disgusting for no real reason besides that we always have. 

Hehe, yes.  Logically, canibalism has no wrong.

Moral issues arrise when this subject is referenced, though: "OH MY GOD YOU JUST ATE MY GRANDPA YOU JERK!"

I agree, though.  It's kind of like washing your hands after you pee, right? :P  I told one of my teachers about your revelation at the urinal (1/3 people don't wash their hands after standing here).  He thought that was hillarious.  :P

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Quote from: Sidoh on May 08, 2006, 09:31:40 PM
Quote from: iago on May 08, 2006, 09:29:29 PM
Ah, that's a fantastic topic.  It's yet another of those things that we find disgusting for no real reason besides that we always have. 

Hehe, yes.  Logically, canibalism has no wrong.

Moral issues arrise when this subject is referenced, though: "OH MY GOD YOU JUST ATE MY GRANDPA YOU JERK!"

I agree, though.  It's kind of like washing your hands after you pee, right? :P  I told one of my teachers about your revelation at the urinal (1/3 people don't wash their hands after standing here).  He thought that was hillarious.  :P

I noticed that the other day at work, it was actually a member of management that didn't wash his hands, kind of dissapointed me.
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Sidoh

iago's revelation was this:

  "If I don't wash my hands, the chance that the people who prepare my food will goes up."

Blaze

Quote from: Sidoh on May 09, 2006, 12:06:48 AM
iago's revelation was this:

  "If I don't wash my hands, the chance that the people who prepare my food will goes up."

and I've lived by that since he stated it.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Quote from: Sidoh on May 09, 2006, 12:06:48 AM
iago's revelation was this:

  "If I don't wash my hands, the chance that the people who prepare my food will goes up."

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iago

Well, I saw a sign that said "1/3 of people who stand here won't wash their hands".  So, logically, if I don't then the odds that the people who cook my food will goes up. 

But I don't really think cannibalism is like washing hands, though, since failing to wash hands can be directly harmful (well, not quite directly, but eh?).  I think it's more like homosexuality and child pornography: cultural taboos. 

Sidoh

Quote from: iago on May 09, 2006, 07:57:33 AM
Well, I saw a sign that said "1/3 of people who stand here won't wash their hands".  So, logically, if I don't then the odds that the people who cook my food will goes up. 

Haha, yeah.  That's awesome.

Quote from: iago on May 09, 2006, 07:57:33 AM
But I don't really think cannibalism is like washing hands, though, since failing to wash hands can be directly harmful (well, not quite directly, but eh?).  I think it's more like homosexuality and child pornography: cultural taboos. 

Those are better analogies, but I think the specific nature of mine makes it work. ;)

Quote from: Sidoh on May 08, 2006, 09:31:40 PM
I agree, though.  It's kind of like washing your hands after you pee, right?


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