Take the Action [NSFW Maybe?]

[Blaze]

http://taketheaction.com/

I think a little bit of just died [size=0pt] from laughing[/size].

[Hitmen]

o.O

Masturbation destroys your health 

You waste your valuable time on masturbation, 

Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of your valuable time in watching pornographic content and then masturbating) 

Destroys your marriage or  your relationship with your partner 

Makes you feel guilty after masturbation (inferiority complex) 

Prevents you from having better sex with your partner 

Creates a negative psychology after masturbation that affects your business life

Prevents you from making your life's dream come true

Let's seee.... 1. I'm perfectly healthy
2. I would not call it a waste of time, nor would I call my time valuable
3. I definately don't spend most of my time doing it
4. A year and a half and things are going swell, I should stop masturbating before I ruin it!!!
5. nope
6. doubtful
7. nope
8. maybe!.. oh wait, no.

Hitmen 1, people telling Hitmen to stop masturbating 0.

Now if none of those are true for newby, they'll go out of business for sure :)

[Sidoh]

Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of your valuable time in watching pornographic content and then masturbating)  

Anyone who spends enough time masturbating to consider it "most" of their time doesn't really have "valuable" time!  I'd also be curious how they have the "storage space" for that much man magma.

Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since you spend most of your valuable time in watching pornographic content and then masturbating)

Shoot me.  Now.