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Become ordained for cheap!

Started by iago, June 22, 2007, 02:57:31 PM

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iago

http://www.themonastery.org/

You get to pick your title and preside over weddings and everything. It's an awesome religion! :)

Newby

Awkward. That's a good word for it.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

iago

Come on, don't you want to spend $30 and get a Doctor of Metaphysics degree?

Joe

YES! I can finally say I'm REALLY Pastor Joe!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


disco

This won't in any way negate my P.H.D. in Kickin' Ass, will it?

Joe

Not at all. As pastors of ULC, our doctrine is simply to do the right thing. Therefore, Chuck Norris is a good example, because although he kicks ass, he only provides such swift justice when necessary, thus does the right thing.

Your brother in His service,
Br. Joe
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Joe

(11:22:47 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: man, that's so sick that I'm a reverend now too
(11:22:49 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: I can get people married
(11:22:49 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: lol
(11:23:12 PM) [x86] MetaL MilitiA: afk

o.O
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.