Trolls, huddle!

[Ender]

They have greatly reduced our numbers. What shall we do?

[topaz~]

Listen to this?

[Ender]

I have philosophised on the matter but I cannot explain their conduct.

[Warrior]

The barbaric been-trolled burn the archives of our glorious past. This level of oppression will not be tolerated, we plan in the darkness.

[Ender]

Aye, we must alight ourselves like `a candle in the wind`.

[iago]

Geez, I did that like a month ago, and you're finally complaining? You're a bit to slow to be fun.

I'll fix the counts later, that'll unhide the extra pages. :P

[topaz~]

Triumph.

[Warrior]

You will not appease us so easily, we want the first born male of every forum goer here.
Somehow Newby seems automatically exempt. :/

[iago]

I cared so little I forgot I did it. :)

Anyway, I hit "recount forum totals", that should automatically set the count properly. Can you check?

[topaz~]

You will not appease us so easily, we want the first born male of every forum goer here.

We should probably just settle for a large pallet of swiss truffles. Few of the forum goers are likely to procreate anyway...

[Ender]

You will not appease us so easily, we want the first born male of every forum goer here.

We should probably just settle for a large pallet of swiss truffles. Few of the forum goers are likely to procreate anyway...

I don't know about Warrior, but this certainly will not placate me. Perhaps we should throw some bird food into the mix. And some ground coffee. And a tithe.

[Warrior]

Have iago paint us a statue to commemorate the advent of the Trolls.