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Started by Newby, July 15, 2005, 02:17:16 PM

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July 15, 2005, 02:17:16 PM
- Newby
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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Darkness

#1
July 15, 2005, 02:19:22 PM
I wonder how much that poem sounds like a modified version of the "Everyone has AIDS" song from Team America.
(01:22:35) Newby: I am listening to 9989. Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver (0:07 / 2:37 320kbps)
(01:22:39) Newby: I am listening to 9990. Torsofuck - Worm Infested Anal (0:01 / 3:02 320kbps)
(01:22:43) Newby: I am listening to 9991. Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants (0:02 / 4:14 320kbps)

Newby

#2
July 15, 2005, 02:19:55 PM
QuoteHer programming experience so far has been as part of her studies. She has created basic Windows applications, such as a calculator and a sorting program, primarily in the C# programming language. The certification she received was as a Microsoft Certified Application Developer. She says she plans to pursue a more advanced certification, as a Microsoft Certified Solution Developer, which involves building programs into a broader system for a business.

Sheeit. All of that before the age of 9...
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Darkness

#3
July 15, 2005, 02:23:55 PM
But I bet shes really ugly and has thick glasses.
(01:22:35) Newby: I am listening to 9989. Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver (0:07 / 2:37 320kbps)
(01:22:39) Newby: I am listening to 9990. Torsofuck - Worm Infested Anal (0:01 / 3:02 320kbps)
(01:22:43) Newby: I am listening to 9991. Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants (0:02 / 4:14 320kbps)

Newby

#4
July 15, 2005, 02:26:23 PM
http://www.telegraphindia.com/1040216/asp/bengal/story_2900904.asp

He's younger! AND he took a harder test! =o
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Warrior

#5
July 15, 2005, 02:50:58 PM
Some losers from pakistan make a fucking calculator and everyone pisses thier pants. I make Superiority and get nothing NOTHING.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Sidoh

#6
July 15, 2005, 04:53:01 PM
Yeah, but you're not nine years old. :P

Warrior

#7
July 15, 2005, 05:10:46 PM
He's 9 years old in dog years. He's really like 56
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Sidoh

#8
July 15, 2005, 08:30:49 PM
Quote from: Warrior on July 15, 2005, 05:10:46 PM
He's 9 years old in dog years. He's really like 56

Oh, okay. I understand now.

iago

#9
July 16, 2005, 02:21:13 PM
This is just further proof of a fact that I already know: Microsoft's Certification is meaningless.

All the MSCE's I've talked to (I know it's a different certification, but still) are idiots who hide behind their certification.  "You're doing it wrong" "No I'm not, I'm MSCE I know what I'm doing" "You're a fucking retard is what you are."

From dealing with MSCE's I've decided that MS's Certification is meaningless.

01Linux

#10
July 16, 2005, 03:01:17 PM
Kind of like toilet paper..

Sidoh

#11
July 16, 2005, 03:25:48 PM
I'm starting to believe the same thing as well, iago.

Quik

#12
July 16, 2005, 05:48:31 PM
To you, it's a meaningless piece of trash.

To an employer, it's a garuntee of Micro$oft-esque quality. ;)
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

rabbit

#13
July 16, 2005, 08:42:23 PM
Quality? PAH!
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