Urgent security need!

[GameSnake]

Are you kidding? I just whiped my hard drive for private reasons..Let's say the FBI raids my house and searches my computer, would I be safe?

[MyndFyre]

Are you kidding? I just whiped my hard drive for private reasons..Let's say the FBI raids my house and searches my computer, would I be safe?

If you scrubbed it.

And got rid of your child porn.

And eliminated evidence of your receipt for your fleshlights.

[Newby]

And mailed the unused fleshlights to yours truly.

[MyndFyre]

And mailed the unused fleshlights to yours truly.

Dude, I wouldn't even want to touch the "unused" ones.  How do you suppose the Quality Assurance team ensures that everything is working?

[Newby]

Hmm... good point.

I'll never think of a fleshlight the same way again. :(

[Joe]

Newby, you'd hit a hole in the wall, but not a used fleshlight? =p