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Started by iago, June 25, 2006, 12:20:55 AM

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iago

I got a moist towelette (aka, wet-nap) in a package at a restaurant.  The packaging made me laugh out loud, so I present it here for your enjoyment:



Ergot

I know! I've seen it before.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

deadly7

HAHAHAHA. WHAT THE HELL LMAO HAHAHAHAHAAH
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

dark_drake

errr... something like that...

wires

LOL!  Mail me one please.

Ergot

Note: It's made in Canada.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

AntiVirus

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Sidoh

As funny as it sounds, I think I see what it's implying: you don't have to use a sink and a bar of soap to wash your hands.  The "traditional" water and soap.

CrAz3D

Quote from: Sidoh on June 25, 2006, 04:11:00 AM
As funny as it sounds, I think I see what it's implying: you don't have to use a sink and a bar of soap to wash your hands.  The "traditional" water and soap.
they might mean that, but they sure dont say that!


LAHL wet nap packette, just lawl.

iago

Quote from: Sidoh on June 25, 2006, 04:11:00 AM
As funny as it sounds, I think I see what it's implying: you don't have to use a sink and a bar of soap to wash your hands.  The "traditional" water and soap.
I understand what they mean, but they said it in a funny way. 

deadly7

Quote from: Sidoh on June 25, 2006, 04:11:00 AM
As funny as it sounds, I think I see what it's implying: you don't have to use a sink and a bar of soap to wash your hands.  The "traditional" water and soap.
NO WAI.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Sidoh