Shadowrun, game 3

[iago]

Well, we had a most interesting Shadowrun game tonight, so I figured I'd share.  I'm going to spare boring details, and try to summarize it fast.

We were framed for a big hit (using explosives) on Mafia and Yakuza, and were being chased by like, everybody.  So we figured out where the explosives they used came from, and traced it to a specific group, who we killed bad.  We stole $3,000,000 from them (that's a lot). 

In the shoot-out, the bar's owner got killed, so our two muscle guys bought it.  While buying up properly, one of our muscles decided to buy the hotel that he pimps out of.  Unfortunately, the owner was unco-operative, and was asking $200,000 for it.  So I broke in, and our hacker forged his will to leave everything to our muscle (his best customer).  Then the next day, the brakes and steering and like, everything else failed on the poor guy's car, leading to an unfortunate accident at high speeds right into a police station.  Oops!

His wife took us to court.  We paid $150,000 in legal fees and bribes, and took her for everything she had (house, money, properties, etc.).  Then she committed suicide in the bathtub with a razor (maybe suicide is the wrong word and 'murder' would be better -- either way, she stopped bothering us). 

We got mineral rights to some property he owned, where we started a mine which won't turn up any real profit, but will make us a kick-ass hideout.  We also got a diner and his house. 

We then decided to start a security branch of this company (which is called 'Skull Corp', after the skull of the guy who framed us hanging in the bar).  I hired a bunch of rent-a-cops with a competitive salary and benefits package.  We hired some crappy shadowrunners to hit us, and let our boys take 'em down (with our help, of course), to get us some publicity. 

Finally, I personally ran against a marketing company in our building (who used a different security company), killed the security guard, and tried to make off with a server.  I made enough noise to alert our guys (who didn't recognize me -- I can change my face), and they tried to stop me but I took off (after very nearly dying, down to 1 hit point -- I forgot that I can't take damage).  After some persuasion, the marketing company dropped their security company and hired us.  That's phase 2 of our evil plan complete!

Here is the summary of our plan for up-coming games:
1. Form a security company in the same building as a decent marketing company
2. Become the security service for said company
3. Kidnap the marketing owner's kids
4. Rescue the marketing owner's kids
5. Since he owes us BIG time, he'll help us market our new product
6. Sell a shitload of vapourware
7. Steal a product
8. Profit!

That plan is completely invented by us this run in order to.. shit, I don't know.  To make money I guess.... we're just that evil! :-D

[Blaze]

I love underwear gnomes.  Sounds like a fun time was had by Al!

[iago]

I don't think I ever mentioned: one of our characters is a gnome.  We have yet to determine if he steals underpants, though.

[Mythix]

I want in on your reindeer games :(

[leet_muffin]

Here is the summary of our plan for up-coming games:
1. Form a security company in the same building as a decent marketing company
2. Become the security service for said company
3. Kidnap the marketing owner's kids
4. Rescue the marketing owner's kids
5. Since he owes us BIG time, he'll help us market our new product
6. Sell a shitload of vapourware
7. Steal a product
8. Profit!

Brilliance. Wish I could get in on some of this. =/

[iago]

It's a real-life game, but if you came here we could probably create a one-shot character to use... :P

[Joe]

We got mineral rights to some property he owned, where we started a mine which won't turn up any real profit, but will make us a kick-ass hideout.  We also got a diner and his house.

Defias Brotherhood, anyone?

[leet_muffin]

It's a real-life game, but if you came here we could probably create a one-shot character to use... :P

I knows, that's why it was a "I wish I could get in on that," and not a "Please let me in on that." Heh.

[ZeroX]

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We got mineral rights to some property he owned, where we started a mine which won't turn up any real profit, but will make us a kick-ass hideout.  We also got a diner and his house.

Defias Brotherhood, anyone?

Just what I was thinking lol.