Day of the Dragon

[Joe]

So, when I was at my girlfriends house tonight, I picked up a copy of Day of the Dragon from her extensive WarCraft book collection (I was amazed by it, and she also kicked my ass at guitar hero), and I'm going to read it. Thought you all should know.

[CrAz3D]

Girlfriend?
lol!  Stop!  You're slaying me!


(<3)

[Rule]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg129918#msg129918 date=1189583864]
Thought you all should know.

That you have a girlfriend you mean, not that you borrowed "Day of the Dragon". 

[Joe]

Yes. Hence the news. :P

[CrAz3D]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg129918#msg129918 date=1189583864]
So, when I was at my girlfriends house tonight, I picked up a copy of Day of the Dragon from her extensive WarCraft book collection (I was amazed by it, and she also kicked my ass at guitar hero), and I'm going to read it. Thought you all should know.

WarCraft books?
Like Halo has books?

...tsk man, tsk

[iago]

When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun! :)

[Camel]

When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun! :)

I didn't take my finger off the page! You saw it, Lois!

[Joe]

When I was young, I had a really cool choose-your-own-adventure book based on Mario Bros. It was a lot of fun! :)

That thing kicked so much ass. ;)

[trust]

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

[CrAz3D]

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

lol.  That's what I thought



Remember Joe, stilll <3

[Joe]

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.

[Warrior]

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

win

[CrAz3D]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130303#msg130303 date=1190069734]

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.

This?

God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

[joesgirlfriend]

God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

[CrAz3D]

God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

:o I demand to know if she is real

[Warrior]

 /claps

Joe gets a pass.

[Hitmen]

lol

[Joe]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130303#msg130303 date=1190069734]

She reads Warcraft novels? I have to see a picture of this winner.

I've got one picture of us together, but it's a camera phone picture with half of both our heads. You can't see it. I'll get one eventually, though.

This?
-clip-
God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

Er.. yes. That. :)

[iago]

God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

Haha, you rock... you!

(I won't post who this is, only that he/she is a member of x86. I now open the floor to guessing!)

[CrAz3D]

God Joe, your MySpace doesn't even say "In a Relationship"

UNFORGIVABLE.

Haha, you rock... you!

(I won't post who this is, only that he/she is a member of x86. I now open the floor to guessing!)

Said person talked to me, then I posted my reply to "Joe's girlfriend," then the person revealed their 'joke.'  I lol'd

[Joe]

Wild stab in the dark.. I'd say Sidoh.

EDIT -
For lulz, here's the crappy picture, since you stalked her myspace already anyhow.



Also, my myspace now says In A Relationship. Losers.

[CrAz3D]

I saw that picture of "me & billy" or whatever...I wondered.  Didnt know if you'd lost a lot of weight since your other pictures or what.  Plus, your hair is like a stoner.  God hates stoners.  <3, heh

[Sidoh]

Well, I did IM you. :P

(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol

[iago]

Well, I did IM you. :P

(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol

Haha, I loved it, but only because of the distorted Linda Blair for the avatar. That totally made the joke. :)

[Hitmen]

I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?

[CrAz3D]

Well, I did IM you. :P

(11:52:44 PM) Chris: http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,10234.msg130336.html#new
(11:52:46 PM) Chris: Too much?
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: If so, I'll delete it
(11:52:50 PM) Chris: lol

Yeah, before I had you resend the link I replied to the thread :-\

[Joe]

I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?

The one without the chest hair.

Didnt know if you'd lost a lot of weight since your other pictures or what.

I've technically gained weight, but I'm not a technician. I've lost some fat and put on muscles, yes.

Plus, your hair is like a stoner.  God hates stoners.  <3, heh

We had been swimming prior to that, so my hair was fucked++.

[CrAz3D]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130464#msg130464 date=1190172669]

I'll ask the obvious question... which one is her?

The one without the chest hair.

Which is the one without chest hair?

[Newby]

lol @ joe.

[Joe]

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

[Towelie]

lol @ joe.

I second

[leet_muffin]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130488#msg130488 date=1190176677]

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

Hahahah.

[Warrior]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130488#msg130488 date=1190176677]

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

FATALITY.

[CrAz3D]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130488#msg130488 date=1190176677]

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:o :o :o

:D

[Newby]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130488#msg130488 date=1190176677]

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:(.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

[iago]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130488#msg130488 date=1190176677]

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:(.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

You say that like it's a good thing. Shouldn't you pursue somebody who shares common interests with you?

[Newby]

I am not into Warcraft novels. If she played WoW, more power to her. But reading the novels? A bit intense..

[CrAz3D]

I am not into Warcraft novels. If she played WoW, more power to her. But reading the novels? A bit intense..

a BIT intense?

Hell, if it weren't for Joe she'd probably never have a date.



(<3)

[Newby]

He went 2-pump-chump status on some Mexican at his work or something, and that's how he "lost his virginity."

Or so he claims. ;)

[CrAz3D]

[Warrior]

He went 2-pump-chump status on some Mexican at his work or something, and that's how he "lost his virginity."

Or so he claims. ;)

FINISH HIM.

[rabbit]

FATALITY

[Joe]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130488#msg130488 date=1190176677]

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:(.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

How do you know? You never even talked to them!

[CrAz3D]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130651#msg130651 date=1190318447]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130488#msg130488 date=1190176677]

lol @ joe.

Hey, at least I'm not scared of girls named Anna. Or Brooke.

:(.

At least the girls I pursue aren't into Warcraft...

How do you know? You never even talked to them!

:D
Oh this just keeps getting better!

[Camel]

I lol'd so hard I think I need a fresh pair of pants.

[Newby]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130651#msg130651 date=1190318447]
How do you know? You never even talked to them!

Did too. That's when I decided I liked them. THEN I stopped talking to them.

Prick. :(

[CrAz3D]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg130651#msg130651 date=1190318447]
How do you know? You never even talked to them!

Did too. That's when I decided I liked them. THEN I stopped talking to them.

I guess you showed him  8)

[Newby]

I tried. That one was a hard one to recoil from.

[Joe]

So, I just showed her this topic. She LOL'd. Especially at Camel and his pants comment.

[Blaze]

I wasn't a big fan of Day of the Dragon after I read it.  I would have to say my favourite WarCraft novel would be The Last Guardian by Jeff Grubb, which has done some good books (Such as the StarCraft classic, Liberty's Crusade).

Oh, and I didn't read this topic minus this page so I guess I'd better go do that now...

[Quik]

I wasn't a big fan of Day of the Dragon after I read it.  I would have to say my favourite WarCraft novel would be The Last Guardian by Jeff Grubb, which has done some good books (Such as the StarCraft classic, Liberty's Crusade).

Oh, and I didn't read this topic minus this page so I guess I'd better go do that now...

Wow you're such a loser. I would never date you, Blaze.

[Joe]

Thank God. Sausagefest anyone?

The Last Guardian kicked ass, for the record.

[Blaze]

x86] link=topic=10234.msg131604#msg131604 date=1191254097]
The Last Guardian kicked ass, for the record.

These words could not be truer!  :)

[ZeroX]

Thank god for Joe. This thread is so full of win I am laughing none stop. My psychology teacher is looking at me funny.  :D

[slinky]

Oh yea, he's a special child. I was reading this (for the second time) during study hall...trying not to noticed. That could have been bad. I was laughing super hard because you're all overly amusing.