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Offline iago

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ZombieCon raised to 3!
« on: October 15, 2007, 12:46:43 pm »
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Due to the relatively high number of murder suicides and other incidents reported recently, the ZombieMeter team has decided to raise the ZombieCon to 3. Although the incidents being reported seem to be relatively unrelated and separated geographically, it is worth noting that the pattern could be an indicator of a wide-scale outbreak.

In historical accounts, zombie outbreaks are likely to happen everywhere all at once due to some viral, bacterial or chemical contamination. As such, ZombieMeter analysts advise people to be on heightened alert over the next few days, as more zombie activity may be imminent! ZombieMeter will report on events as they continue to occur.

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2007, 01:11:59 pm »
What about the rumor that Dick Cheney authorized mini nukes to be used on Iran (in the wake of another "terror attack")? I bet the zombie meter will go bonkers! Just thank god that atleast in Iran there is no gay zombies!

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2007, 03:03:35 pm »
I imagine the Halloween season is typically a high alert time.

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2007, 03:38:00 pm »
What about the rumor that Dick Cheney authorized mini nukes to be used on Iran (in the wake of another "terror attack")? I bet the zombie meter will go bonkers! Just thank god that atleast in Iran there is no gay zombies!
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Seriously.

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2007, 04:35:21 pm »
Oh damn!
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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2007, 09:42:49 pm »
What about the rumor that Dick Cheney authorized mini nukes to be used on Iran (in the wake of another "terror attack")? I bet the zombie meter will go bonkers! Just thank god that atleast in Iran there is no gay zombies!
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Seriously.
Seriously the whole thing involving Iran the US and Israel was all over the news. try this link for starters, it's a somewhat complicated issue since Israel got involved.

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2007, 09:56:04 pm »
I'd better practice shooting people in the head... Any volunteers?
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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2007, 11:15:56 pm »
What about the rumor that Dick Cheney authorized mini nukes to be used on Iran (in the wake of another "terror attack")? I bet the zombie meter will go bonkers! Just thank god that atleast in Iran there is no gay zombies!
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Seriously.
Seriously the whole thing involving Iran the US and Israel was all over the news. try this link for starters, it's a somewhat complicated issue since Israel got involved.
Mmhmm.. and how's this relate to a rash of murder-suicides in the last week that might be zombie-related?

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2007, 12:22:49 am »
What about the rumor that Dick Cheney authorized mini nukes to be used on Iran (in the wake of another "terror attack")? I bet the zombie meter will go bonkers! Just thank god that atleast in Iran there is no gay zombies!
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Seriously.
Seriously the whole thing involving Iran the US and Israel was all over the news. try this link for starters, it's a somewhat complicated issue since Israel got involved.

Not that I really want to have this conversation here, but... Israel is the one that has always been involved. Your sentence should read "since the US got involved."
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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2007, 09:49:39 pm »
It's what it has to do with zombies in general actually, the use of nuclear bombs on Iran in the wake of another terrorist attack might be a starting point for what this might have to do with zombies LOL, your scale thing there would go up a notch or so I'd say.

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2007, 11:41:19 am »
Looks like somebody is investing in emergency zombie defense preparedness.  Perhaps the word about the zombie threat is getting out?

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2007, 11:54:09 am »
Haha, that's awesome! I'll have to post that on ZM when I have a chance.

The problem is that shotguns aren't the best weapon for zombies. To kill a zombie, you have to destroy its brain. However, shotguns can only do that from relatively close range, and you really don't want to let zombies get that close.

Still cool, though!

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2007, 03:57:23 pm »
And don't forget to make a zombie plan!
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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2007, 04:27:11 pm »
I can't view that one on my browser, but is it the some point I posted here?

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Re: ZombieCon raised to 3!
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2009, 12:14:04 pm »
I love that my bosses walk into the office with an emergency preparedness binder in case of, and I quote "zombie attacks".
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