Emma Watson? Oh I forgot -- you're a disgruntled virgin.
This coming from the guy that doesn't have a girlfriend. Funny!
And here you expect me to say, "how do you know I don't have a girlfriend??111" And then you say, "I didn't then, but now I do!111"
WELL it's not going to be like that you young pube. Why don't you think I have a girlfriend?
Emma Watson isn't nearly desirable enough to make up for the garbage that was the last Harry Potter movie.
Replace the strikethrough text with the following: "any of the garbage that has the name Harry Potter affixed to it."
I think you're one of those people who saw Harry Potter when they were young and thought: "hey my broom could make me look like I have a long one" and then you stand in the classroom on your broom and two kids pull the broom upwards from both ends.
...is this the story how deadly lost his mojo??? Am I right, or am I a piece of meat?