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Need a date?
« on: November 06, 2007, 11:56:05 pm »
It's not too late.

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2007, 11:59:59 pm »
Wtf. I was expecting your mother's phone number.

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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 12:15:30 am »


That's a chick?..

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2007, 12:25:53 am »
Either way, heshe would mop the floor with any of us (except maybe Ender? :O) in a game of Chess.

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2007, 12:40:39 am »
The girls from Bosnia are cute.

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 09:10:19 am »
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2007, 09:14:49 am »

ROFL


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ewwww all those chicks are gross

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2007, 02:01:32 pm »

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2007, 03:12:20 pm »
Maybe he didn't look very close.  There were a few cute girls but the rest are fugly.

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And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2007, 04:02:15 pm »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2007, 04:27:50 pm »
all are gross?  are you gay?

http://www.chesspics.com/albums/photogenic/photogenic/IMG_4495Gara.jpg

No. That's not hot.

I actually agree with CrAz3d that she's pretty hot.

Newby, you have high standards, man... Do you at least think she's attractive?

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2007, 04:59:00 pm »
Okay.  That last bitch is ugly.  She got the Tyra Banks forehead going without the body.

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2007, 07:03:50 pm »
all are gross?  are you gay?

http://www.chesspics.com/albums/photogenic/photogenic/IMG_4495Gara.jpg

No. That's not hot.

I actually agree with CrAz3d that she's pretty hot.

Newby, you have high standards, man... Do you at least think she's attractive?
I agree with newbie... and i don't think newbie has high standards he would have sex with anyone up to it.

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2007, 01:19:31 am »
all are gross?  are you gay?

http://www.chesspics.com/albums/photogenic/photogenic/IMG_4495Gara.jpg

No. That's not hot.

I actually agree with CrAz3d that she's pretty hot.

Newby, you have high standards, man... Do you at least think she's attractive?
I agree with newbie... and i don't think newbie has high standards he would have sex with anyone up to it.
Then is he obviously gay if he'd turn her down

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2007, 07:43:29 pm »
Newby, you have high standards, man... Do you at least think she's attractive?

Not really. A paper bag and I'd fuck her brains out (provided they didn't move the paper bag) but eh.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2007, 11:01:04 am »
all are gross?  are you gay?

http://www.chesspics.com/albums/photogenic/photogenic/IMG_4495Gara.jpg

No. That's not hot.

I actually agree with CrAz3d that she's pretty hot.

Newby, you have high standards, man... Do you at least think she's attractive?

I agree with newbie... and i don't think newbie has high standards he would have sex with anyone up to it.

Then is he obviously gay if he'd turn her down

Newby's not gay. She's not hot, but he'd still hit her. Pussy has no face.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2007, 03:55:50 pm »
Actually, as far as I remember, Newby is pretty picky, and we have about the same taste, which is kind of odd.
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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2007, 09:47:53 pm »
Threesome?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2007, 10:21:22 pm »
Err, no. Sorry, Newby.
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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2007, 11:10:57 pm »
Err, no. Sorry, Newby.
Joe meant with you and Newby....
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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2007, 11:12:34 pm »
Err, no. Sorry, Newby.
Joe meant with you and Newby....

And he was apologizing to Newby for the big let down.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2007, 01:45:23 am »
Actually, as far as I remember, Newby is pretty picky, and we have about the same taste, which is kind of odd.

Yeah, Anna and Brooke were below his radar, eh?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2007, 03:05:25 am »
Actually, as far as I remember, Newby is pretty picky, and we have about the same taste, which is kind of odd.

Yeah, Anna and Brooke were below his radar, eh?

No? AS far as I remember, they were who he was going for... And I also find them attractive (Rather small amount of people do.)
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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2007, 06:39:44 pm »
Actually, as far as I remember, Newby is pretty picky, and we have about the same taste, which is kind of odd.

Yeah, Anna and Brooke were below his radar, eh?

No? AS far as I remember, they were who he was going for... And I also find them attractive (Rather small amount of people do.)

anna marie (she's cute but ehh)?

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2007, 02:33:22 am »
Actually, as far as I remember, Newby is pretty picky, and we have about the same taste, which is kind of odd.

Yeah, Anna and Brooke were below his radar, eh?

No? AS far as I remember, they were who he was going for... And I also find them attractive (Rather small amount of people do.)

anna marie (she's cute but ehh)?

<random name> (<random comment>)?

I don't find any meaning in your post.
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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2007, 06:08:55 am »
Actually, as far as I remember, Newby is pretty picky, and we have about the same taste, which is kind of odd.

Yeah, Anna and Brooke were below his radar, eh?

No? AS far as I remember, they were who he was going for... And I also find them attractive (Rather small amount of people do.)

anna marie (she's cute but ehh)?

<random name> (<random comment>)?

I don't find any meaning in your post.
I think he's trying to say that Newby was pursuing some girl named Anna Marie who is actually cute...?
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2007, 08:46:22 am »
Actually, as far as I remember, Newby is pretty picky, and we have about the same taste, which is kind of odd.

Yeah, Anna and Brooke were below his radar, eh?

No? AS far as I remember, they were who he was going for... And I also find them attractive (Rather small amount of people do.)

anna marie (she's cute but ehh)?

<random name> (<random comment>)?

I don't find any meaning in your post.
quoted wrong :P i was actually referring back to joe

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2007, 09:38:04 am »
Actually, as far as I remember, Newby is pretty picky, and we have about the same taste, which is kind of odd.

Yeah, Anna and Brooke were below his radar, eh?

No? AS far as I remember, they were who he was going for... And I also find them attractive (Rather small amount of people do.)

anna marie (she's cute but ehh)?

<random name> (<random comment>)?

I don't find any meaning in your post.
I think he's trying to say that Newby was pursuing some girl named Anna Marie who is actually cute...?
Doubt it. Me and Newby are two of few who find her attractive. Again, weird taste.
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fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2007, 11:55:45 am »
Let's kill this topic and move onto the next one: Women of Online Gaming.

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2007, 04:37:52 pm »
Let's kill this topic and move onto the next one: Women of Online Gaming.

No women on the interbutts, gb2kitchen, tits or gtfo, etc.
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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2007, 06:13:28 pm »
Let's kill this topic and move onto the next one: Women of Online Gaming.

No women on the interbutts, gb2kitchen, tits or gtfo, etc.


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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2007, 06:52:43 pm »
She missed. I don't trust that girl with a gun. -D.R.I. - Girl With a Gun.
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