Joe told me...

[Killer360]

That he steals internet at the local hotel to download pr0n.

[CrAz3D]

Stealing, sex, porn, wow ... and since he claims to be all hard core religious, he might as well run for office right now.

[slinky]

Well, it's true that Joe does pirate that stuff, but he really is hard core religious. However, the fact that he likes everything that has nothing to do with religion completely contradicts his religious beliefs. I mean, how is he supposed to get into heaven when hes such a "bad kid?" But, the good things that he does totally outweigh the bad things that he does.

[Blaze]

So.. basically... he's lying to himself?

[Killer360]

Poor, poor Joe.

/emails Blaze's Cell.

[Blaze]

"Jaja"?

[topaz~]

But, the good things that he does totally outweigh the bad things that he does.

That's not how you get into heaven.  ::)

[Kaleeko]

Yeah, last time I checked, God wanted all his little peons to *try* to get better.. Seems to me like Joe just.. Keeps doing worse and worse things. Even if he's doing more good... That's not what God wants. And, sin is doing against the wishes of God. So he's just saying he's religious. :P

People wouldn't give him so much crap if he'd just admit he's no where near being a fucking saint.

... And I hope he forgot about the whole.. Jesus-beard thing.

[Sidoh]

But, the good things that he does totally outweigh the bad things that he does.

That's not how you get into heaven.  ::)

I believe it's a combination of that and being able to pull off a perfect River Dance in front of St. Peter.  Also, you must master ventriloquism.