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Offline CrAz3D

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$100 Prayer
« on: January 24, 2008, 11:37:42 pm »
A little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting
$100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to GOD, U.S.A., they
decided to send it to the President. The President was so
impressed,touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to
send the boy $5.00. Mr. President thought that this would appear to be
a lot of money to the little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and immediately sat down
to write a thank you note to GOD that read: "Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it
through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those JERKS deducted
$95.00 for taxes!.

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Re: $100 Prayer
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 12:02:14 am »
I lold.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: $100 Prayer
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 09:32:50 am »
that was great

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Re: $100 Prayer
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 09:39:18 am »
Sadly I lol'd.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: $100 Prayer
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 07:17:48 pm »
Funny, but I've heard it before :D