Personal assistant

[Ender]

I need a personal assistant. To apply for this job, I require a cover letter and resume. I prefer that you post them here, but if you desire you can PM them to me instead. Advice and examples are provided below.

A word on the Application:

Do not give any detailed personal information (e.g. names, locations, email addresses that have your name in it, etc.)

Example Cover Letter:

March 17, 2008
Forum Alias Here
public_email_address_here@gmail.com

Dear Ender,

Par. 1: Write that you would like to be my PA. Say a little about yourself here.

Par. 2: Say why you would be an ideal candidate, and why I would want to choose you from all the applicants.

Par. 3: Compliment me here.

Sincerely,
Forum Alias Here

Example Resume:

Interests here.

Hobbies here.

Music taste here.

Origins of music taste here.

Philosophy on the Nymphicus hollandicus species here.

Additional information here.

A Word on the Examples:

I would prefer that you do not strictly follow my examples. I would like to see you customize it and add your own creative touch.

Write well, and good luck!
--Ender

[Newby]

What will they be assisting you with?

[Ender]

iono.

[Ender]

I have received an overwhelming number of applications through email, but it seems like people are a little shy in this thread.

[Sidoh]

I have received an overwhelming number of applications through email, but it seems like people are a little shy in this thread.

Please quantify overwhelming. :)

[trust]

why would someone want to be your bitch?

[Warrior]

why would someone want to be your bitch?

have you seen his hands? they're gorgeous

[Ender]

I have received an overwhelming number of applications through email, but it seems like people are a little shy in this thread.

Please quantify overwhelming. :)

Enough to feed 5,000.

why would someone want to be your bitch?

Because you, of all people, are in dire need of redemption.

[Joe]

Cover Letter:

March 18, 2008
Joe
joetheodd@gmail.com

Dear Ender,

Par. 1: I would like to be your PA.

Par. 2: I am an ideal candidate.

Par. 3: You smell good.

Sincerely,
Joe

Resume:

I am interested in personally assisting.

My hobbies include assisting in personal matters, on a personal level.

Loud is good.

Newby says loud is good.

Wut iz a Nymphicus hollandicus?

I learned addition in second grade.

[Ender]

Congratulations, Joe, you're now my bitch.

[Newby]

I have changed his title accordingly.

[trust]

Joe is disqualified because he gave out his real name.

[Ender]

I have changed his title accordingly.

:D :D :D :D :D

[Blaze]

Joe is disqualified because he gave out his real name.

Totally not his real name.  :P

[CrAz3D]

Fuck bein a personal assistant, I'm an administrative assistant BITCH!  (I'm a secretary come May :()