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If your girlfriend calls you by your forum handle, is that a turn-on or a turn-off?

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Offline Explicit

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Hot or not.
« on: March 22, 2008, 03:59:07 pm »
I think it'd be hot during _insert appropriated context here_. :)

[Edit] I just want to make mention of this being a purely hypothetical question, so even if you don't have a girlfriend, feel free to share your thoughts anyway.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2008, 04:36:08 pm by Bender »
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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2008, 04:02:32 pm »
WTF NO!

That means (A) She knows my handle; (B) She stalked me and found out my online forums; (C) She is a crazy bitch.

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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2008, 04:04:04 pm »
lol, I like how those assumptions are all contingent on one another, and in order, too!
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Like all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

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Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2008, 04:28:24 pm »
Exactly.

It's how one of my relationships played out (she never called me by the name, but did ask me about it)

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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2008, 05:35:01 pm »
Both of my past g/fs have called me muffin. Weird. I don't think it was a turn on.
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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 06:03:24 pm »
Don't think I'd wanna be called "Quik" (especially during sex). And, luckily for me, that's never been something I've been called.
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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2008, 06:08:36 pm »
skanks call me warz all the time. i shower in that shit. fuckin skanks. skanks. fuckin skanks.
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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2008, 06:46:21 pm »
In the crowd I hang around with, people are usually called by a forum handle, mostly because everybody meets on the forums, gets together for a tournament, and introduces themselves as their handle.  Last time I tried to introduce myself as "Spencer" people were confused, and then I told them I was "rabbit" and everyone knew who I was.  Even some of my friends I call by their handles....


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O, and I doubt I'll ever be able to call iago this "Ron" thing.

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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2008, 07:08:57 pm »
If I had the handle "bigcock" or "sexgod" then fuck yeah. Otherwise, no. :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2008, 07:11:45 pm »
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O, and I doubt I'll ever be able to call iago this "Ron" thing.
Reminds me of when I visited "tmp" and he kept calling me "iago". It was weird. He even introduced me to his mother as "iago"! :)


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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2008, 09:38:24 pm »
skanks call me warz all the time. i shower in that shit. fuckin skanks. skanks. fuckin skanks.

do you do jager bombs with them?

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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2008, 11:43:56 pm »
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O, and I doubt I'll ever be able to call iago this "Ron" thing.
Reminds me of when I visited "tmp" and he kept calling me "iago". It was weird. He even introduced me to his mother as "iago"! :)



I'll take it you voted "Not." lawl.
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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2008, 02:36:33 am »
do you do jager bombs with them?

not right now chief, im in the fuckin' zone.
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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2008, 03:02:39 am »
ROFL @ warz. Where do you get your hair cut at?

It's sort of middle-ground for me. Slinky sometimes called me Joe in a joking tone and it was pretty funny. Not a turn on, but not a turn off.
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Re: Hot or not.
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2008, 02:34:50 pm »
do you do jager bombs with them?

not right now chief, im in the fuckin' zone.

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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.