Helmet

[iago]

As much as I hate it, I figured that, if I'm going to be riding my bike in traffic to/from work, I'd better buy a helmet.  I found a dark-blue one which doesn't look too bad and that fits well (my head is too big for most

[deadly7]

lol
Ron's a safety geek!
I haven't worn a helmet since I was 6...

[iago]

My work is about a 75 minute bike ride, each way.  And it's down a busy street at rush hour.  I'd rather be safe than get injured, even if it looks silly

[Ergot]

You should take a cow to work, but this whole biking thing... I can't comprehend... iago + exercise ?!?!? that's unpossible :[

[Towelie]

woot, I can see iago :-P

[Newby]

iago is mad gay looking.

Helmets r f0r suckaz.

I'll take a picture of me with a helmet on later. My helmet is way too small though.

[rabbit]

My work is about a 75 minute bike ride, each way.  And it's down a busy street at rush hour.  I'd rather be safe than get injured, even if it looks silly

Get a motorcycle/car you nubbin.

[iago]

My work is about a 75 minute bike ride, each way.  And it's down a busy street at rush hour.  I'd rather be safe than get injured, even if it looks silly

Get a motorcycle/car you nubbin.

I usually take the bus, which has a lot of advantages:
- Lots of chicks on the bus
- I get time to read
- I get time to relax
- It's cheap

Problems with using a car:
- Parking downtown is very expensive
- Gas is very expensive ($4/gallon)
- Buying a car is expensive

Advantages of riding a bike:
- Exercise is good, I need it

[Towelie]

Now if you looked like that you could pick up many chicks.

[Ergot]

My work is about a 75 minute bike ride, each way. And it's down a busy street at rush hour. I'd rather be safe than get injured, even if it looks silly

Get a motorcycle/car you nubbin.

I usually take the bus, which has a lot of advantages:
- Lots of chicks on the bus
- I get time to read
- I get time to relax
- It's cheap

Problems with using a car:
- Parking downtown is very expensive
- Gas is very expensive ($4/gallon)
- Buying a car is expensive

Advantages of riding a bike:
- Exercise is good, I need it

Advantages of a cow:
- You look cool
- It'll be faster
- Won't have to mow the lawn
- Don't really have to be worried about someone stealing it
- You can wear a cowboy hat instead

[Mythix]

And the creamy milk, providing you dont try to milk a bull

[rabbit]

My work is about a 75 minute bike ride, each way.  And it's down a busy street at rush hour.  I'd rather be safe than get injured, even if it looks silly

Get a motorcycle/car you nubbin.

I usually take the bus, which has a lot of advantages:
- Lots of chicks on the bus
- I get time to read
- I get time to relax
- It's cheap

- You obviously don't get out much
- You can read all the road signs/bill boards/shop signs you want then you drive
- Cars/motorcycles have more comfortable seats
- It's smelly

Problems with using a car:
- Parking downtown is very expensive
- Gas is very expensive ($4/gallon)
- Buying a car is expensive

- *cough*bullshit*cough* Get a company spot
- For $19/hour you should be able to afford gas
- Get a used car!

Advantages of riding a bike:
- Exercise is good, I need it

- Okay, you got me there...

[iago]

This argument is dumb, but ohwell

- You obviously don't get out much
- You can read all the road signs/bill boards/shop signs you want then you drive
- Cars/motorcycles have more comfortable seats
- It's smelly

- shush
- I read a book
- No they don't, they're at least as comfortable
- No they don't, not here anyway

- *cough*bullshit*cough* Get a company spot
- For $19/hour you should be able to afford gas
- Get a used car!

- This is downtown in a pretty big city, they don't have company spots.  Only one guy at work drives, and he pays a ton for his spot.  Everybody else bikes/busses.
- Just because I make money doesn't mean I should waste it
- No, I'm not going through that again.  I spent way too much money fixing my old car.

[rabbit]

You bastard.  Why do you get good busses?  The shit ones I have to take home are smelly, dank, dark, and full of smelly ugly people.

[RoMi]

In Boston we have a good bus system.  Get a moto-scooter for like 400 bucks.  And they hold about 1 gallon of gas and are about 100 miles to the gallon.

[Quik]

That picture makes you look like one of those people from the mental institution who have to wear helmets to keep from hurting themselves.

[iago]

That picture makes you look like one of those people from the mental institution who have to wear helmets to keep from hurting themselves.

From Jay&Silent Bob, "Look, it's the kid in the helmet!" Actually, I think that was in a deleted scene, but still good.

[rabbit]

They have a lot of movies...which one?

[iago]

The one CALLED "Jay and Silent Bob" (Strike Back).

They also mentioned in in the Clerks Animated Series.

[rabbit]

Hmm.  Punk.  The last Jay & Silent Bob movie I saw in the last 6 months was Dogma.  The rest I haven't seen in forever.

[Networks]

iago should buy a helicoptor! than he'd get the women.

[CrAz3D]

think about it...bike = exercise = getting in shape after a while = he'll be a walking muscle & huge = he can beat anyone up that makes fun of his helmet = he is da pimp! = he can wear biker shorts = girls can check his arse out that way = iago wins the girls (all of them)

[iago]

think about it...bike = exercise = getting in shape after a while = he'll be a walking muscle & huge = he can beat anyone up that makes fun of his helmet = he is da pimp! = he can wear biker shorts = girls can check his arse out that way = iago wins the girls (all of them)

I like your plan!

I am actually quite strong, and I have good muscles.  I can still beat my friend in arm-wrestling and he goes to the gym several times/week for the last few years.  So yay

I just have to get rid of the fat and I'll be tough!

[CrAz3D]

think about it...bike = exercise = getting in shape after a while = he'll be a walking muscle & huge = he can beat anyone up that makes fun of his helmet = he is da pimp! = he can wear biker shorts = girls can check his arse out that way = iago wins the girls (all of them)

I like your plan!

I am actually quite strong, and I have good muscles.  I can still beat my friend in arm-wrestling and he goes to the gym several times/week for the last few years.  So yay

I just have to get rid of the fat and I'll be tough!

RAWR! iago is coming to eat us!

PS you should get some leather chaps for your bike sometime!

[Towelie]

The one CALLED "Jay and Silent Bob" (Strike Back).

They also mentioned in in the Clerks Animated Series.

omfg I thought I was the only one whose seen the series

[iago]

The one CALLED "Jay and Silent Bob" (Strike Back).

They also mentioned in in the Clerks Animated Series.

omfg I thought I was the only one whose seen the series

I've seen it at least a dozen times.  I know most of it by heart.  Literally, most of it.

[Ergot]

think about it...bike = exercise = getting in shape after a while = he'll be a walking muscle & huge = he can beat anyone up that makes fun of his helmet = he is da pimp! = he can wear biker shorts = girls can check his arse out that way = iago wins the girls (all of them)

you  left out where he get a lower rider bike and spinners :[

[CrAz3D]

spinners? on a bike? i dont think he wants to be shot @ by other canadian gangbanger 12 yr olds

[Ergot]

But then he can pick up them gangster bitches

[CrAz3D]

But then he can pick up them gangster bitches

they are usually rather large though, no?

[Towelie]

And the verdict is... BIG AMERICAN PARTY! everybody disco dancing lotsa fun for all. Oh no look whos driving! Bears driving ! how could it be??

[Ergot]

But then he can pick up them gangster bitches

they are usually rather large though, no?

those are biker girls not gangster girls, silly :[