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Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« on: June 18, 2008, 02:49:17 pm »
... while she was dead.  :o

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THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2008/05/16/woman-sat-dead-in-front-of-tv-for-42-years-86908-20419070/
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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 03:31:52 pm »
WTF!?  That's some FINE police work there!  And what about mail, taxes, etc?  Weird.

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 03:40:32 pm »
Been reported before I think.
But none the less. Thats awesome. Shows how much people cared about her...
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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 05:42:46 pm »
Last month called, they want their news back.

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 06:17:48 pm »
WTF!?  That's some FINE police work there!  And what about mail, taxes, etc?  Weird.
she was reported missing, so I assume that stuff is put on hold.

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 06:19:52 pm »
Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 06:27:55 pm »
Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.
Yes.... "We charge you taxes to make sure you're still alive."
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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 06:34:26 pm »
Maybe in a shitty country like Croatia ... here in the US you still have taxes due.
There are still taxes, yeah, but I think the way it works as, after a certain amount of time you're declared legally dead and that stuff is passed onto your kids. I'm guessing. *shrug*

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2008, 06:34:56 pm »
Basically.  Also, I'd bet that US police would search her house if she went missing

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2008, 06:43:42 pm »
Depends if she was rich/poor/white in some place :P

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 06:45:22 pm »
Not in the US, police would find her.  If she's poor she's delinquent on bills and they'd come to arrest her.  If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 12:37:34 am »
If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 12:41:45 am »
Not in the US, police would find her.  If she's poor she's delinquent on bills and they'd come to arrest her.  If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

Ignoring the blatant racism, I'm interested how you got 56.7, or more specifically, .7?
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Re: Women watches TV for 42 years straight...
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 01:18:58 am »
If she's black she probably has anywhere between 3 and 56.7 children on welfare and those social workers would find her.  etc.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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