Mother and Reader's Digest

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so this mother wrote in to like readers digest talking about her daughters first tat.  she put it on her behind and showed it to her mom with pride.  it said "tight".  her mother asked "what are you going to do when you get old?" her daughter who was at that point 18, thought about it for a few moments and stated that when she gets old she is going to put above it "used to be" :-\