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so, chess sex jokes
« on: November 12, 2008, 11:55:27 PM »
Ender, try this pick-up line next time you're out mackin' dem hoez:

"Hey yo girl, how bout a game of chess? I'm betting my king topples your queen during"
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2008, 03:17:14 AM »
wtf

no

dude i pick up girls like a lumberjack picks up wood -- effortlessly

i don't need any pickup lines

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2008, 03:21:50 AM »
i just go up to girls, walk right past them, and then, en passant, i give a handsome wink -- and as if this wink were a common language they tag behind in no time

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2008, 03:43:06 AM »
other times i walk right up to them and entrench myself just inches away (so that my moxie and magnanimity may become evident to all) and then i stand there a while to let a sense of wonder permeate the cool night air, until i say: "my name is w x y z the fourth, and my mojo is un-par-a-lleled"; and then they fall into my arms and say "take me away: oh! dear prince of my fancy!"

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2008, 03:48:40 AM »
and still yet on other occasions i just give them a warm smile, and nothing more, and they are infatuated for life. how cruel a price to pay -- an undying love for me -- for i can only hold one woman to my heart at a time. how many lives of passersby have i changed indefinitely?

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2008, 04:54:03 AM »
wat

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2008, 01:15:25 PM »
ya but dude thisll get u the chess babes. theyre smart and put out.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 02:02:17 AM »
quadruple post? what the fuck ender
you're so wasteful
don't you know there is only a finite number of posts available? why would you be so selfish and greedy?
save the posts for the needy
don't you care about anyone but yourself?
asshole
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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 03:30:41 AM »
quadruple post? what the fuck ender
you're so wasteful
don't you know there is only a finite number of posts available? why would you be so selfish and greedy?
save the posts for the needy
don't you care about anyone but yourself?
asshole

even if your sophistry should be taken into account, and your lies made true, the adequate explanation of my manliness is worth more than a few extra posts. indeed if i had to fill the SQL database to the brim with posts, then the explanation would still be justifiably necessary.

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 09:18:50 AM »
Who was it that had complained about nested quotes wasting space in the DB? This is MUCH worse! I want my bytes back! :)

I should figure out how much money I paid for each byte of harddrive space, and start charging people for wasting it! :D

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 04:27:51 PM »
Who was it that had complained about nested quotes wasting space in the DB? This is MUCH worse! I want my bytes back! :)

I should figure out how much money I paid for each byte of harddrive space, and start charging people for wasting it! :D


or a better system would be to charge for each byte of harddrive space that is occupied by the politics forum

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 05:50:17 PM »
Who was it that had complained about nested quotes wasting space in the DB? This is MUCH worse! I want my bytes back! :)

I should figure out how much money I paid for each byte of harddrive space, and start charging people for wasting it! :D


nested quotes take up bandwidth
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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 07:01:40 PM »
nested quotes take up bandwidth

So do multiple posts. Likely a lot more than nested quotes, within reason.

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2008, 08:39:00 PM »
My previous post was a reference to something posted by someone in some boards not accessible by some people.
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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2008, 08:59:14 PM »
My previous post was a reference to something posted by someone in some boards not accessible by some people.
That's $1 for overuse of the word "some".

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Re: so, chess sex jokes
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2008, 04:06:11 PM »
huffman treeify posts? :D

<Camel> i said what what
<Blaze> in the butt
<Camel> you want to do it in my butt?
<Blaze> in my butt
<Camel> let's do it in the butt
<Blaze> Okay!