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Vicar goes to hospital with potato stuck in bottom
« on: November 18, 2008, 10:33:59 pm »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

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The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

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The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals. Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2008, 10:35:48 pm by iago »

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Re: Vicar goes to hospital with potato stuck in bottom
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 01:24:44 am »
The only real solution is to not have it stuck in the first place!
« Last Edit: November 19, 2008, 01:27:59 am by Blaze »
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Vicar goes to hospital with potato stuck in bottom
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2008, 08:04:39 am »
The thread on Snopes is hilarious. I especially like the person who said, "maybe this explains the Goatse guy, 'I'll just put up these curtains then enjoy a nice watermelon!'"

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Re: Vicar goes to hospital with potato stuck in bottom
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2008, 11:29:49 am »
The thread on Snopes is hilarious. I especially like the person who said, "maybe this explains the Goatse guy, 'I'll just put up these curtains then enjoy a nice watermelon!'"


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Re: Vicar goes to hospital with potato stuck in bottom
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 12:29:08 am »
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