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Give me more pageviews!
« on: December 17, 2008, 03:07:14 pm »
So, I was looking at my gallery stats on dA, and went 'whoa!' when I realized that one of my drawings have almost 700 views! Yeah. That's pretty amazing, for me. So.

http://kaleeko.deviantart.com/art/Bride-of-Khaine-94290853

Go forth, and make the number BIGGER!

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 03:30:41 pm »
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Total: 700
Today: 12

Of course, all the views from 695 to 700 are mine. :)

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2008, 04:15:09 pm »
It's really well drawn, good job! What did you use to draw it? My only criticism is that, for it to be truly fan art, the boobies need to be several orders of magnitude larger.
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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 06:38:05 pm »
Thanks to you both! :D

I just using pencil+paper for the lineart, and did the coloring in Photoshop with a tablet. The boobs could probably stand to be bigger, but we wouldn't want me jealous of how well endowed my artwork is, now do we? ;)

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 07:43:03 pm »
Thank me tomorrow.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2008, 07:44:09 pm »
I gave around 10 lol.

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2008, 10:32:41 pm »
Holy fuck. Wtf, Newby. O.o

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2008, 10:56:54 pm »
lol, nice newbies.

Nice art, Kaleeko.  I'm impressed.

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2008, 12:00:52 am »
Thanks, Sidoh. :D

And... I really hope you aren't using some sort of hack or program to give me pageviews, Newb, it might be seen as exploiting and get my account banned or something. :P I'm not positive, but don't make me paranoid! Besides, I was more just going 'Hey, look at my pretty gallery!' If you really wanna rack up my views, do it on the main page, http://kaleeko.deviantart.com/ . Not that it really matters. Pageviews don't really award me anything but a sense of pride and accomplishment. *cough*

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2008, 12:31:20 am »
wow 4,700 page views  :o

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 03:53:01 pm »
Wow, 10,000. That *definitely* wasn't me.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 05:02:10 pm »
Crap, I forgot to stop my loop. :D

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2008, 05:04:32 pm »
hahahahaha

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2008, 05:15:39 pm »
To be fair, it refreshes every 10 seconds, not constantly. :)

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2008, 06:36:13 pm »
If I get in trouble because of you, I'm TOTALLY going to kill you. Just so you know. ;) But thanks anyways!

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2008, 01:03:49 am »
It's off now. :D

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2008, 01:32:38 am »
It would be more impressive if you lowered the view count, just to be a jerk. put those haxor skills to work!
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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2008, 10:07:21 am »
Haha, well, if I can get 4.2 billion views it might reset to 0! :)

Interesting note -- they block 'wget' based on user-agent, so if you wan to use wget you have to change it by doing -U "anything". :)

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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2008, 11:39:31 am »
So, I was trying to track down why programs were lacking up whenever I went to my home directory. "Maybe I'll just look for an odd file, like a broken pipe", I thought:

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ron@ankh:~$ ls
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853        Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13297  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3414  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6714
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.1      Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13298  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3415  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6715
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10     Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13299  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3416  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6716
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.100    Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.133    Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3417  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6717
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.1000   Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.1330   Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3418  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6718
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10000  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13300  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3419  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6719
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10001  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13301  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.342   Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.672
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10002  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13302  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3420  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6720
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10003  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13303  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3421  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6721
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10004  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13304  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3422  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6722
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10005  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13305  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3423  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6723
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10006  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13306  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3424  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6724
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10007  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13307  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3425  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6725
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10008  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13308  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3426  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6726
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10009  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13309  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3427  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6727
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.1001   Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.1331   Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3428  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6728
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10010  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13310  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.3429  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.6729
Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.10011  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.13311  Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.343   Bride-of-Khaine-94290853.673
..................

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ron@ankh:~$ ls | grep Bride-of-Khaine-94290853 | wc -l
14647

Oops.. I guess I got mine. :)

<edit> How long does it take to delete 14,647 copies of Kaleeko's Web page, you ask?

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ron@ankh:~$ time rm Bride-of-Khaine-94290853*

real    1m16.503s
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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2008, 01:13:26 pm »
I'm surprised it doesn't cap how many times it counts a view from the same IP in a certain time period.

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2008, 04:09:11 pm »
Since views don't mean anything, I doubt it cares.

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2008, 09:46:27 pm »
I'm surprised it doesn't cap how many times it counts a view from the same IP in a certain time period.
It is kinda weird and suspicious if someone has a billion views and one comment.

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Re: Give me more pageviews!
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2008, 12:23:35 am »
I'm surprised it doesn't cap how many times it counts a view from the same IP in a certain time period.
It is kinda weird and suspicious if someone has a billion views and one comment.

Yeah, that's a bit weird. :P But, since pageviews don't really mean anything, I'm not sure if dA would flip out over someone using a bot to give views, but it does look really suspicious.. Especially when all my other drawings only have about 50-100 views each. ;)

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« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2008, 02:11:36 am »
Especially when all my other drawings only have about 50-100 views each. ;)
Ah, you want me to fix that, then? ;)

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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2008, 05:27:05 am »
Since it probably helps their statistics and gains them ad revenue, I doubt they care too much.
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