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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2009, 06:09:31 pm »
I didn't delete your post, failtroll.

Code: [Select]
#!/usr/bin/perl
#trollin is srsbsns.
use strict;
my @responses = ( "lol im a troll", "crymoar plz", "u tool", "try harder", "lol repost" , "im a big mean troll feer me");
print @responses[int(rand(scalar(@responses)))]."\n";

as you can see, this script is a much better troll than you.  it has the potential to learn new material.

this is embarrassing

don't worry, warrior.pl is GPL licensed.  you can use it too.

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2009, 06:39:44 pm »
Ain't Life Grand?

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2009, 06:46:23 pm »
lol

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2009, 07:02:42 pm »
i wish you were more creative, warrior.  sometimes you disappoint me. :-\

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2009, 07:30:55 pm »
I was being serious, man.  I was really looking forward to a few laughs.  Instead you disappointed me with the same, tired drivel. :(

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2009, 07:38:40 pm »
WARRIOR QUIT DOUBLE POSTING. WTF. USE EDIT. DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO EDIT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS FORUM NOOB LESSON #1... #2 is USE SEARCH and #3 is dont revive OLD THREADS. GOD.
http://www.chyea.org/ - web based markup debugger

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2009, 07:46:15 pm »
Code: [Select]
#!/usr/bin/perl
#trollin is srsbsns.
use strict;
my @responses = ( "lol im a troll", "crymoar plz", "u tool", "try harder", "lol repost" , "im a big mean troll feer me", "i am the best troll evr, even tho paint drying is demonstrably moar entertaining than my petty bantering");
print @responses[int(rand(scalar(@responses)))]."\n";

as you can see, this script is a much better troll than you.  it has the potential to learn new material.

this is embarrassing

don't worry, warrior.pl is GPL licensed.  you can use it too.

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2009, 08:58:32 pm »
So you're not going to act surprised when we turn this forum into a ghost town again? I think you're severely overestimating my civility.

I would just like to note, that once you make me go through the trouble of organizing the ranks of Trolls & Co. again, then you will be hard pressed to give me a good reason to stop.

By all means though, I've been looking to have some fun.

And I would like to note that trust and I are the ones that bring the rockin'-ness to the boards.

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2009, 09:05:13 pm »
So you're not going to act surprised when we turn this forum into a ghost town again? I think you're severely overestimating my civility.

I would just like to note, that once you make me go through the trouble of organizing the ranks of Trolls & Co. again, then you will be hard pressed to give me a good reason to stop.

By all means though, I've been looking to have some fun.

And I would like to note that trust and I are the ones that bring the rockin'-ness to the boards.

I'm a well behaved individual.
Ain't Life Grand?

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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #54 on: February 13, 2009, 08:46:10 am »
Better than that Lewis Black douche*

You know you're off your rocker when you say Sean Hannity is better than anyone at all.
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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #55 on: February 13, 2009, 09:02:43 am »
You'd think moderators would learn that trashing my posts is not really productive.
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Re: 8 arrested in Phelps-pot ordeal
« Reply #56 on: February 13, 2009, 09:17:43 am »
I haven't been around since early yesterday, and I come back to a huge mess in the trashcan.

All I can really say is -- Warrior, get over yourself. Your post isn't that good, and it isn't worth getting into an argument over, nor is it worth ruining a thread for.

It's kinda sad, too, there were actually a lot of good posts in this thread. Probably the best discussion of drug laws I've seen, in fact.
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