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How do you button your shirt, and why?

Top to bottom
6 (33.3%)
Bottom to top
6 (33.3%)
From the middle to the outside
4 (22.2%)
Randomly
0 (0%)
I don't wear button up shirts. Nerd!
2 (11.1%)

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Offline iago

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How do you button your shirt?
« on: July 11, 2009, 10:35:48 pm »
Personally, I do it from bottom to top. I do it because I have an easier time lining up the bottom and making sure I don't end up out of sync. One of the guys at work commented he does it from the top, and that I'm weird. That's fully possible, so I'm wondering how others do it.

I can see a strong argument from doing it from the top: if some emergency comes up and you have to run to the rescue half-way through buttoning your shirt, you end up wearing a makeshift cape. And we all know how cool capes are.

So yeah, what d you do?

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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 11:40:01 pm »
I think in the past 5 years I have worn a button up shirt maybe twice. But buttom to top is the way to go. Also, fuck the top button altogether.
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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2009, 12:07:53 am »
Also, fuck the top button altogether.
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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2009, 12:10:01 am »
Middle to outside.  Heh, now I feel weird.
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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2009, 01:11:54 am »
I wore a button up shirt almost every day for several years.  The 'correct' way is top down.

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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2009, 01:21:49 am »
I honestly can't remember the last time I've worn a button-up, let alone how I buttoned it.
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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2009, 02:32:49 am »
Middle to outside.  Heh, now I feel weird.

I either do that, or top to bottom.

Usually I'll line the shirt up to make sure the buttons are aligned, and since my hands are already on some buttons in the middle... I just button there! :)
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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2009, 02:40:59 am »
I do top to bottom, but if its a shirt where the top button basically chokes you, I'll start with the second button from the top and go down, and then come back for that pain in the ass one

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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2009, 04:31:34 am »
Middle to outside, stopping when it looks/feels too nerdy. :P
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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2009, 04:59:50 am »
I honestly can't remember the last time I've worn a button-up, let alone how I buttoned it.

Unbutton?  More like, just rip off and buy a new one.  Unbuttoning is for suckers!
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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2009, 08:12:23 am »
I button bottom to top.  Especially with 2 or 3 button polo shirts.

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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2009, 02:20:10 pm »
lol.... the proper way really is top to bottom, missing however many buttons you want to leave undone on the top. :P

Anyone who went to a private school, etc., will tell you this. 

Why does it matter?  I suppose you have more control at the top than the bottom, initially, and as the buttons get done up, the bottom ones become more aligned and easier to do.  It's also easier to button correctly.  I guess it is marginally more efficient, over a period of time.   

I'm guessing some people naturally do bottom to top, because they are used to "zipping up".  But do these people undo bottom to top also?

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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2009, 02:30:11 pm »
I do up bottom to top (like I said in the first post, it's easier to line up when I can see them), and I undo it from top to bottom (I don't really know why -- my guess is because it's the fastest way to free myself, since the first button = most comfort gain :) ).

What's the proper way to undo?

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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2009, 02:52:16 pm »
Random. Sometimes I do top to bottom, sometimes bottom to top, and sometimes middle outward.  The same end is always achieved.

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Re: How do you button your shirt?
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2009, 03:08:56 pm »
I'm a cholo, so I only button the very top button and leave the rest loose.
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