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Started by iago, July 14, 2009, 04:46:11 PM

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iago

July 14, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
Nearly a _million_ hens died this week when a fire started at a factory farm in Farwell. It's ok, though! Cuz the company says, "the financial impact of the fire will be minimal."

MILLION!

Warrior

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July 14, 2009, 08:37:22 PM
at least the bacon was left unharmed
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AntiVirus

#2
July 15, 2009, 12:14:52 AM
Quote from: Warrior on July 14, 2009, 08:37:22 PM
at least the bacon was left unharmed
Haha.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

BigAznDaddy

#3
July 15, 2009, 12:18:18 AM
fried chicken anyone?

warz

#4
July 15, 2009, 12:58:15 AM
this is major news.
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MyndFyre

#5
July 15, 2009, 01:34:15 AM
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disco

#6
July 15, 2009, 02:25:30 AM
If you want to make an omelet...

Ergot

#7
July 15, 2009, 03:15:32 AM
I thought this was about Blaze going to KFC :/
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Sidoh

#8
July 15, 2009, 07:42:47 AM
Quote from: Ergot on July 15, 2009, 03:15:32 AM
I thought this was about Blaze going to KFC :/

ahahahhahahaah.

Blaze

#9
July 15, 2009, 03:19:30 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 15, 2009, 03:15:32 AM
I thought this was about Blaze going to KFC :/

Hahaha, I was thinking when I opened this thread (for the third time) "Hrm, wait, I'm Blaze!  Get out of me, Dead-Hens!"
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

GameSnake

#10
July 16, 2009, 06:18:07 AM
RIP poor little hens.

MyndFyre

#11
July 16, 2009, 04:12:50 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on July 16, 2009, 06:18:07 AM
RIP poor little hens.

It was probably better for them this way, anyway.  They all had AIDS.
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