What if we factor in mad soccer moms in mini-vans? Mini-vans, although good gas mileage compared to Suburbans, will burn more fuel with mad soccer moms at the wheel because they don't know how to drive. Gays, emos, Oklahomans and blacks all fit into this same category, too. Can we factor this into the mathematical equation and do some number crunching, please? I'll check back soon for the results.