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Hi there!
« on: August 25, 2009, 01:06:24 am »
Hey everyone! I'm new here, although that's pretty obvious.
Here's a little fill-out about myself:


Name: Monica
Age: 18
Ethnicity: Asian-American (Chinese)
Location: New York, Long Island
School: Stony Brook University (SUNY- since I can't afford a private school.. must pay for myself pshh).  I was planning to major in Business, but now I'm not so sure.  I plan to take some Computer Science courses to see if I like it though, or maybe some IT courses.
Boyfriend: No, all the men I have met have been actually, little boys.  I'm young, but I'm not interested in wasting my time being with an idiot.
Other Clans: I haven't really considered myself in a 'clan' since like 01-02 or so I believe.  I've been on Battle.Net since '99 being a gamer (but actually playing since 98),  I've attempted to load bots.. but that was UBER boring, so I never really got into warring.  If you want anymore info about my Battle.Net life, feel free to ask.  My accounts currently are: Monica@USEast and Monica@Azeroth.  I was formerly known as (VV)Passions in '99.
Friends on x86: I haven't really browsed the forum much before I made this thread, but out of what I skimmed I know PunK since I was like 12, and newby whom I talk to on betairc.
Computer: I'm not a huge gamer anymore, so I just bought a laptop to use in college for mediocre games, such as Counterstrike, Diablo 2, Starcraft, Warcraft, World of Warcraft, and now I'm currently waiting for the release of Starcraft 2 and Diablo 3.  I don't play all these games anymore, but I may get on just when I'm bored.  Currently using a Toshiba Satellite with a dedicated card.

If you want to know more, feel free to ask.
Sometimes I want to go back to believing in everything; and knowing nothing at all.

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2009, 01:12:33 am »
Try not to get scared away.

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2009, 01:14:40 am »
Scared away? By what? If you're talking about internet perverts.. I've been on Battle.Net since 99, I've had my times of being stalked and stuff.   :P
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 01:24:41 am »
Haha.  Welcome.

I think he means by the nerds.  Most of us are pretty well behaved, but we've been known to "scare" some people away, if you know what I mean.

Cool @ the computer science courses!  It's about as cool as math! :)

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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 01:31:41 am »
You can't call me a baby in my playground! Ha!

p.s. hi!

EDIT --

22:31 <Monica> Where's my 'HI MONICA, YOU OWN."?

Hi Monica! You own!
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 01:33:30 am by Newby »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 01:34:58 am »
Scared away? By what? If you're talking about internet perverts.. I've been on Battle.Net since 99, I've had my times of being stalked and stuff.   :P
No...by the evil people.  If you open any thread about politics (I highly recommend against this) you'll see exactly what I mean...and then never return.

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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 01:38:01 am »
@Sidoh: Oh, I'm asian.. I'm pretty sure that makes me a nerd as well.  Besides, nerds are awesome  8).  Math is alright.. I honestly don't remember the last thing I learned from Math classes, haha.. but I was pretty balanced grade-wise in all subjects in High School.  Hope it's the same in College.

@Newby: Quiet you overgrown baby!  I guess I'm the bully in your little playground eh?

@Rabbit: Ah, well.. I'm not very interested in Politics.  Perhaps I should just make a bullshit thread about politics just to see their reaction? That sounds quite amusing.
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 01:39:58 am »
@Newby: Quiet you overgrown baby!  I guess I'm the bully in your little playground eh?

@Rabbit: Ah, well.. I'm not very interested in Politics.  Perhaps I should just make a bullshit thread about politics just to see their reaction? That sounds quite amusing.

No. You're the bully that follows me around. :(

And what rabbit meant was that politics here is just a flame fest. If you're not interested in politics, we won't spark your interest here. :P

And since you pestered me enough, your custom title is 'Baby Asian' because you're younger than I am and because you're as much of a "baby' as I am in that regard.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 01:43:15 am by Newby »
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 02:00:30 am »
@Sidoh: Oh, I'm asian.. I'm pretty sure that makes me a nerd as well.  Besides, nerds are awesome  8).  Math is alright.. I honestly don't remember the last thing I learned from Math classes, haha.. but I was pretty balanced grade-wise in all subjects in High School.  Hope it's the same in College.

Haha, probably.  We have a rather atypical Asian regular here, so my stereotype has been distorted.  He's beefier than most white people I know, and could probably kick most of their asses in sports too.

If you're a nerd and you like nerds, you'll of course fit in well here.

Definitely consider taking some math classes while you're in college.  I promise it gets more interesting than Calculus. :)

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 02:04:03 am »
Male or female?
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 02:09:17 am »
@Newby: Good boy. Better listen to me or else I'll kick your ass.  Meh, child abuse..
@Sidoh: Oh? A fellow asian? Who is he?  I was born in the U.S. so I'm rather curious about people of my own heritage.. I've been deprived of asians since young.  The college I'm attending is full of asians though, it's pretty big on math/science/medical.  And yeah, I plan to take some math classes but for freshman year I'm taking an easy math: Pre-Calc! (or at least, something equivalent.) Which I already took in High School, but all I did was play cards in there.. my teacher even baked us brownies and cookies.  Quite boring if I say so myself.
@Warrior:  Are you illiterate or just plain stupid?  I'm pretty sure Monica is a female name, and even so.. iirc it says female in my profile AND in the thread. L2Read.  Either way, me being male or female is totally irrevelant to this discussion.  Yes- I said to ask more questions if you'd like, however; it was already stated to begin with.  Nice to meet you!
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2009, 02:10:39 am »
Male or female?
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2009, 02:11:56 am »
Male.
Sometimes I want to go back to believing in everything; and knowing nothing at all.

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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2009, 02:12:15 am »
Just as I suspected
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2009, 03:28:57 am »
And the mess is cleaned up. If you were removed legitimately, sorry. :)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
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[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2009, 05:18:27 am »
Male.
I am inclined to believe this, Newby is incapable of communicating with persons of the female variety.
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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2009, 05:38:14 am »
Hitmen, that comma should be a semi-colon, or a period, or a comma plus a conjunction.

Hmmm, it is for these reasons I should be a global mod.

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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2009, 06:09:37 am »
Yeah; I need to work on that too.
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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 06:55:57 am »
Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?


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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2009, 08:45:37 am »
Didn't this happen?

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« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2009, 10:41:07 am »
Don't they just eventually vanish?  Last girl I remember was Kaleeko.  That was a girl, correct? :O
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2009, 12:54:57 pm »
I'm pretty sure Kaleeko was Joe with a wig.

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« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2009, 01:58:25 pm »
Run down of the forum:
Warrior is Cartman. He's a smart guy, but redirects his intellect into douchebaggery.
CrAz3D is Warrior's inept nemesis. Same douchebaggery, just not as witty. Nobody likes CrAz3D.
Ender is Warrior's sidekick, but not like Batman and Robin; more like Pinky and the Brain.
I'm Kyle; I care too much sometimes and get caught in meaningless arguments with Warrior.
rabbit is an irrational; he gets angry too much and does silly things.

Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 02:03:46 pm by Armin »
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2009, 02:10:03 pm »
Run down of the forum:
Warrior is Cartman. He's a smart guy, but redirects his intellect into douchebaggery.
CrAz3D is Warrior's inept nemesis. Same douchebaggery, just not as witty. Nobody likes CrAz3D.
Ender is Warrior's sidekick, but not like Batman and Robin; more like Pinky and the Brain.
I'm Kyle; I care too much sometimes and get caught in meaningless arguments with Warrior.
rabbit is an irrational; he gets angry too much and does silly things.

Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.
Hooray for being boring! :D

That's an awesome comparison, though. The only one that doesn't sound accurate to me is Ender. :P

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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2009, 02:14:03 pm »
You're right about Ender. He's more like Butters, following around Cartman cause he doesn't know better.
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« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2009, 03:06:55 pm »
Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?
Didn't this happen?

Almost. The 5 page of trolls that I deleted were what happened. Next up is Monica never visiting again. =P

p.s. lol @ armin calling me normal.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2009, 03:10:25 pm »
Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?
That's different, she was an attention whore that posted attention-whore-y pictures. Nobody wanted her here.

p.s. lol @ armin calling me normal.
You're more like Stan, and throw up every time you talk to a girl you like. ;)

EDIT: Oh, and Blaze is certainly Terrance or Phillip, dealer's choice.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 03:16:54 pm by Armin »
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« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2009, 03:37:13 pm »
EDIT: Oh, and Blaze is certainly Terrance or Phillip, dealer's choice.
Since I'm the only other Canadian, that would make me the other?

Or Ugly Bob?

Or Scott?

Or Celine Dion?

Or the head of the World Canadian Bureau (WGA)?

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« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2009, 03:46:36 pm »
Terrance or Phillip.  Whichever one I'm not.  :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2009, 04:59:00 pm »
Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.
I resent this.

Hitmen, that comma should be a semi-colon, or a period, or a comma plus a conjunction.

Hmmm, it is for these reasons I should be a global mod.
I apologize for breaking the rules of punctuation, I hope that you can forgive my carelessness.
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« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2009, 05:02:47 pm »
Hitmen, that comma should be a semi-colon, or a period, or a comma plus a conjunction.

Hmmm, it is for these reasons I should be a global mod.
I apologize for breaking the rules of punctuation, I hope that you can forgive my carelessness.
That sentence needs a lot more punctuation, I hope you understand that.

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« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2009, 05:08:12 pm »
Boring.
Sometimes I want to go back to believing in everything; and knowing nothing at all.

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« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2009, 05:14:33 pm »
Run down of the forum:
Warrior is Cartman. He's a smart guy, but redirects his intellect into douchebaggery.

You've never said something so nice about me... wow.
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« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2009, 05:23:31 pm »
Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.
I resent this.

Hitmen, that comma should be a semi-colon, or a period, or a comma plus a conjunction.

Hmmm, it is for these reasons I should be a global mod.
I apologize for breaking the rules of punctuation, I hope that you can forgive my carelessness.
no dont it r tarp

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« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2009, 05:32:47 pm »
Boring.
lol. then leave? No one is making you read this.
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« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2009, 05:55:00 pm »
@Armin:  It's my thread, silly.  Anyways, Lalalala..
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« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2009, 07:38:05 pm »


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« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2009, 07:51:17 pm »
You're a country of old men.
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« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2009, 07:57:31 pm »
You're a country of old men.
You're an ambiguous motherfucker.
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« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2009, 08:01:31 pm »
You're mom.
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« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2009, 01:39:20 am »
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2009, 01:50:46 am »
You're mom.

No, you are mom!

Quite. I consider Warrior the mother figure on these forums, I myself being the father figure.

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« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2009, 01:22:50 pm »
You're mom.

No, you are mom!

Quite. I consider Warrior the mother figure on these forums, I myself being the father figure.

And is CrAz3d the child?


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« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2009, 05:43:05 pm »
@Warrior:  Are you illiterate or just plain stupid? [..] L2Read.

Welcome to x86. If you want to attempt to join the clan, you have my vote.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2009, 06:38:17 pm »
Joes been kicked out of the clan before. Not the most advantageous endorsement you can receive.
In fact, you'd be much better off seeking out the endorsement of Trolls & Co.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2009, 08:12:26 pm »
Or someone not affiliated with an unliked group or ever kicked out, like Chavo.

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« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2009, 08:13:00 pm »
We have influenced elections, we are a pretty vital constituency.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2009, 08:20:26 pm »
Most people would call what you are a "conspiracy".

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« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2009, 08:26:00 pm »
We act well within the rules of this clan. We are highly professional. If you wish to join us we will consider your petition and get back to you within a few months, we're backlogged with pending applications.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2009, 08:56:52 pm »
Joes been kicked out of the clan before. Not the most advantageous endorsement you can receive.
In fact, you'd be much better off seeking out the endorsement of Trolls & Co.

I already denied Ender like, 10 times.
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« Reply #50 on: August 27, 2009, 08:57:20 pm »
So you're in denial about Trolls & Co. ?
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #51 on: August 27, 2009, 09:02:27 pm »
For some reason I have "Hai my name is bawksyy" stuck in my head.
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« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2009, 12:08:39 am »
Or someone not affiliated with an unliked group or ever kicked out, like Chavo.
I didn't realize I was so popular.

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« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2009, 12:20:34 am »
We could use someone like you.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
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« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2009, 01:15:13 am »
Chavo is already a part of T&C.

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« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2009, 01:15:49 am »
We could use someone like you.
Trolls and Co. -- Jumping from one failed leader to another.
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<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2009, 01:26:37 am »
I deline on the gounds that I decline.

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« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2009, 01:27:28 am »
We could use someone like you.
Trolls and Co. -- Jumping from one failed leader to another.

I wish you were on vacation in india during the mumbai attacks
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

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Re: Hi there!
« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2009, 10:51:07 pm »
Biatchhhhhhhh[:
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« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2009, 02:20:28 pm »
What do you think of the song King of Wishful Thinking by GO WEST?
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2010, 11:13:32 pm »
Hi, randomly stopping by. tahahh, is everyone still alive here?
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« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2010, 10:07:27 am »
More or less :)

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« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2010, 10:21:28 am »
I thought we were all dead
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« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2010, 10:49:46 pm »
in short, no.

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« Reply #64 on: March 31, 2010, 11:13:43 pm »
I've decided to put my essence into a bot. This bot will post from time to time for me, even when I'm gone. :( Or turned into a zombie.
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2010, 11:09:59 pm »
:( why is everyone dead? What happened? lols.
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« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2010, 11:12:12 pm »
idk lols
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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« Reply #67 on: April 07, 2010, 11:54:01 pm »
:( why is everyone dead? What happened? lols.
Zombie attack.

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« Reply #68 on: April 11, 2010, 10:24:36 pm »
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« Reply #69 on: May 07, 2011, 04:44:07 pm »
Does x86 have an irc? D: i'm bored. entertain me.
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« Reply #70 on: May 07, 2011, 06:54:51 pm »
As previously stated, we all died due to a zombie attack.  Can't entertain you if we're dead. :/
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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« Reply #71 on: May 07, 2011, 06:57:15 pm »
u suck:(
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« Reply #72 on: May 09, 2011, 01:17:23 am »
Stick with me and you shall live I have my boom boom stick ready:

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« Reply #73 on: May 09, 2011, 05:48:41 am »
Stick with me and you shall live I have my boom boom stick ready:


that's kinda creepy
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #74 on: May 09, 2011, 02:40:37 pm »
Not as creepy as hanging out with the zombies.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #75 on: May 09, 2011, 02:55:11 pm »
yeah, 5 shells will work great in a zombie attack!

Shotguns are among the worst anti-zombie weapons. They're slow, inaccurate, heavy, don't hold much ammo, and the birdshot isn't especially effective (although it doesn't require accuracy).

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« Reply #76 on: May 09, 2011, 03:54:39 pm »
yeah, 5 shells will work great in a zombie attack!

Shotguns are among the worst anti-zombie weapons. They're slow, inaccurate, heavy, don't hold much ammo, and the birdshot isn't especially effective (although it doesn't require accuracy).

There are times when alternatives aren't as good as the shotgun.

But yeah, I think I'd rather take something more versatile.

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« Reply #77 on: May 09, 2011, 08:30:24 pm »
Instead of the gun I'd rather go out and attack em like zombie land, haha it's more fun that way. :P
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« Reply #78 on: May 09, 2011, 08:44:26 pm »
Good luck dying in about 3 seconds.
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« Reply #79 on: May 10, 2011, 12:34:46 am »

yeah, 5 shells will work great in a zombie attack!

Shotguns are among the worst anti-zombie weapons. They're slow, inaccurate, heavy, don't hold much ammo, and the birdshot isn't especially effective (although it doesn't require accuracy).

I have some 00 buck in there and 2 birdshot. hence different color. and I have some slugs but don't have them in the picture. 6 on the saddle 5 in the magazine and 1 in the chamber not bad but it can get heavy. and the effective range is about 25 yards but in reality would you want to engage a zombie at more than 25 yards? when you can avoid them?

And reloading shells into a shotgun is about the same speed as reloading bullets into a magazine of a pistol or bullets into a revolver.
and also the stopping power of a shotgun is pretty big.
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« Reply #80 on: May 20, 2011, 08:03:06 pm »
Wait so that's a real shotgun in the picture?
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« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2011, 12:53:55 am »
Yes sir  8)