Hi there!

[Hitmen]

Male.

I am inclined to believe this, Newby is incapable of communicating with persons of the female variety.

[Ender]

Hitmen, that comma should be a semi-colon, or a period, or a comma plus a conjunction.

Hmmm, it is for these reasons I should be a global mod.

[Warrior]

Yeah; I need to work on that too.

[Lead]

Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?

[rabbit]

Didn't this happen?

[AntiVirus]

Don't they just eventually vanish?  Last girl I remember was Kaleeko.  That was a girl, correct? :O

[rabbit]

I'm pretty sure Kaleeko was Joe with a wig.

[Armin]

Run down of the forum:
Warrior is Cartman. He's a smart guy, but redirects his intellect into douchebaggery.
CrAz3D is Warrior's inept nemesis. Same douchebaggery, just not as witty. Nobody likes CrAz3D.
Ender is Warrior's sidekick, but not like Batman and Robin; more like Pinky and the Brain.
I'm Kyle; I care too much sometimes and get caught in meaningless arguments with Warrior.
rabbit is an irrational; he gets angry too much and does silly things.

Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.

[iago]

Run down of the forum:
Warrior is Cartman. He's a smart guy, but redirects his intellect into douchebaggery.
CrAz3D is Warrior's inept nemesis. Same douchebaggery, just not as witty. Nobody likes CrAz3D.
Ender is Warrior's sidekick, but not like Batman and Robin; more like Pinky and the Brain.
I'm Kyle; I care too much sometimes and get caught in meaningless arguments with Warrior.
rabbit is an irrational; he gets angry too much and does silly things.

Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.

Hooray for being boring! :D

That's an awesome comparison, though. The only one that doesn't sound accurate to me is Ender. :P

[Armin]

You're right about Ender. He's more like Butters, following around Cartman cause he doesn't know better.

[Newby]

Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?

Didn't this happen?

Almost. The 5 page of trolls that I deleted were what happened. Next up is Monica never visiting again. =P

p.s. lol @ armin calling me normal.

[Armin]

Remember what happened when a girl came on these forums last time?

That's different, she was an attention whore that posted attention-whore-y pictures. Nobody wanted her here.

p.s. lol @ armin calling me normal.

You're more like Stan, and throw up every time you talk to a girl you like. ;)

EDIT: Oh, and Blaze is certainly Terrance or Phillip, dealer's choice.

[iago]

EDIT: Oh, and Blaze is certainly Terrance or Phillip, dealer's choice.

Since I'm the only other Canadian, that would make me the other?

Or Ugly Bob?

Or Scott?

Or Celine Dion?

Or the head of the World Canadian Bureau (WGA)?

[Blaze]

Terrance or Phillip.  Whichever one I'm not.  :)

[Hitmen]

Everyone else is either normal or too boring to write about.

I resent this.

Hitmen, that comma should be a semi-colon, or a period, or a comma plus a conjunction.

Hmmm, it is for these reasons I should be a global mod.

I apologize for breaking the rules of punctuation, I hope that you can forgive my carelessness.