Big Bad Bronson Here

[Bronson]

Hey. I am Bronson. Or you can call me Big Bad Bronson. Or you can abbreviate that as BBB. Or Triple-B. I stumbled across this website. I thought it was cool. Lots of smart people here. Or so it seems thus far. I guess I should tell you about myself. Hehehehehehehehe.

Name? Bronson.
Age? 22.
Favorite Toys? G.I. Joe and Power Ranger Figurines.
Least Favorite Person? Fangula.
Do I Have A (Boy) Girl Friend? Yes, a boyfriend. Yes, I am gay.
Favorite Color? Purple and Bright Pink, and all colors combined into a rainbow (yes, seriously).
Operating System: Windows 98. I know, I know. It is old. I know. Don't hate me.
Am I Cool? Coolest motherfucker (well, I guess fatherfucker would be more appropriate, huh?) you'll ever know.
Favorite drug? Weed, mushrooms, LSD, MDMA, Cocaine, Viagra, and Cialis is okay too.
Favorite Smell? Weed.
Favorite Taste? Weed smoke.
Favorite Noise? Spanking.
Favorite Game? Pin the Dildo on the Queer. (yes, I am being serious, lol. Don't judge me.)
Favorite Person? Nelson (he's hot!)
Favorite Flavor of Popsicle? Guess!
Favorite Book? You sure you want to know?
Is There Such A Thing As 'Too Big'? No way.
Favorite Sight? A gay club full of naked men with cowboy hats on, swinging their shirts over their head while yelling "Yeeehawww!"
Fetish? You really don't want to know. Trust me.

Programming language(s)? C/C++, Perl.
Favorite OS? Windows 98.
Does Your Butt Hurt Sometimes? Not anymore. I have exceptional DIBC (Dick-In-Butt Coordination).
Favorite Acronym? PIIMB.
Favorite Position? Anal Doggystyle and Anal Reverse-Cowboy (as opposed to Reverse-Cowgirl, cuz you know, I'm gay.)
Favorite Board Game? Make The Best Fece Sculpture. (I made a sculture of my penis out of my boyfriend's feces once. He ate it.)
Second Favorite Smell? Farts.
Favorite Interior Designer? Christopher Lowell
Favorite Place To Place Things? Inside me.
Favorite Place To Shop? Mens' Fashion Depot (best place to pickup older men).
Where Can I Get A Dildo With A Rotating Head And A Super Vibrator Module With A Perfect Frequency To Make Me Cum Out Of My Butt? Don't tell anybody, but it's in a secret backroom at Mens' Fashion Depot. Ssshhh. They also do anal bleaching back there, if you're 'in the loop,' you know?
Favorite Food? Monkey intestine, and monkey penis (put it in a hotdog bun). Closest thing I can get to human, you know?

Well. It's nice to meet you all. I hope you guys have room for a homosexual. Hopefully you all aren't homophobic. The last forum I registered at banned me because I'm gay. Pricks. I have a lot to offer, too. They missed out, lol. See ya, boyyyyyyz.

- Bronson (BBB)

[Hitmen]

Age? 22.
Favorite drug? Weed, mushrooms, LSD, MDMA, Cocaine, Viagra, and Cialis is okay too.

poor guy. obviously god does not approve of you being gay, and has thus made you impotent

[Armin]

lies.

[Joe]

IP check, anyone?

[deadly7]

I smell troll. Delicious when cooked properly.

[Joe]

Hi C0n. Use a proxy next time. :)

[Warrior]

If you couldn't tell who this was at first glance then you're beyond help.
With that said, Trolls & Co. welcomes you.

[Ender]

Epic intro.

Trolls & Co. welcomes you with open arms.

[Lead]

c0ndalisa Rice?