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Offline Newby

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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2010, 02:18:27 pm »
Say that to Orwell.

Orwell is not a linguist. Linguists study language. Languages change! It's the nature of language.

Moral of the story? If you're upset with the change of the word "impact" to mean "affect" you should also be upset with the word "google" being used as a substitute for the verb phrase "to search" and you should be upset with any other semantic change that happens with a word.
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2010, 04:00:29 pm »
now your just being silly

raises the question?
Not to mention you're*

You've been trolled ;)


Clearly
[latex]
\text{Trolling Factor} = \frac{\text{Responder word count} \times (1 + \text{Responder expletives ratio})}{\text{Troll word count}}
[/latex]

So
[latex]
\text{Trolling outcome} = \begin{cases}
\text{Success} & \text{ if Trolling factor} \geq 1 \\
\text{Failure} & \text{ if Trolling factor} < 1
\end{cases}
[/latex]

Clearly, for my case
[latex]
\text{Trolling factor} \ll 1
[/latex]
So it's a failed outcome :(
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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2010, 07:08:09 pm »
too hard to remember "effect" v. "affect?"   ???

Nothing to do with this, but hey, we're glad you're confused. =P
Negative ghost rider.  Impact is used in lieu of affect because ppl can't remember difference

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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2010, 05:47:27 am »
Languages change! It's the nature of language.

Tell that to Latin.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2010, 07:29:05 am »
A quick Google search produced these:
Impact Does Not Mean to Affect
Impact as a noun
...

To me, it sounds almost as annoying as, "I'm doing good."  If you don't know why that's wrong, then go back to the 6th grade ... it's where I learned, "I'm doing well!".

But what if someone actually is doing good?

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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2010, 08:02:43 am »
A quick Google search produced these:
Impact Does Not Mean to Affect
Impact as a noun
...

To me, it sounds almost as annoying as, "I'm doing good."  If you don't know why that's wrong, then go back to the 6th grade ... it's where I learned, "I'm doing well!".

But what if someone actually is doing good?

Well, that's good.
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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2010, 10:45:37 am »
A quick Google search produced these:
Impact Does Not Mean to Affect
Impact as a noun
...

To me, it sounds almost as annoying as, "I'm doing good."  If you don't know why that's wrong, then go back to the 6th grade ... it's where I learned, "I'm doing well!".

But what if someone actually is doing good?

Well, that's good.
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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2010, 11:05:44 am »
A quick Google search produced these:
Impact Does Not Mean to Affect
Impact as a noun
...

To me, it sounds almost as annoying as, "I'm doing good."  If you don't know why that's wrong, then go back to the 6th grade ... it's where I learned, "I'm doing well!".

But what if someone actually is doing good?
That's funny! :)
It would be an odd response to, "How are you?"

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Person A: How are you?
*Person B donates money to charity*
Person B: I'm doing good.
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Re: Impact ... *pulls hair out*
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2010, 02:12:26 pm »
Aha, but it's a completely reasonable response to "What are you doing?"