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This just in: God hates figs!
« on: October 30, 2010, 01:36:18 pm »
Mark 11:12-14:

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[12]The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. [13]Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. [14]Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it.

I still find it funny how people can find random passages in the bible and hold them as gospel truth, while managing to completely ignore others.

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Re: This just in: God hates figs!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2010, 02:10:11 pm »
hahahah... so bizarre.

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Re: This just in: God hates figs!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2010, 05:48:23 pm »
So, by "managing to completely ignore others," you're implying that all Christians should hate figs?  Or was it just the fig trees that don't bear figs off-season?
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Re: This just in: God hates figs!
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2010, 05:50:21 pm »
So, by "managing to completely ignore others," you're implying that all Christians should hate figs?  Or was it just the fig trees that don't bear figs off-season?

Either is pretty weird ;p