Let's hear it!

[BigAznDaddy]

A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, "No. These are for boys."

The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his face. The little boy angrily points to his boy's bike and says, "Oh yeah? Well, only boys can get these!"

But the next day, the little girl has the same bike. The little boy gets furious, pulls down his pants, points to his unit, and says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"

The next day he walks by and the little girl promptly pulls up her dress, points to her bits, and proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want."

hahahaha

[CrAz3D]

Wtf?



I have a presentation tomorrow morning, test thursday morning, presentation thursday morning, rewrite of a test answer due friday morning, a luncheon friday at noon, walking neighborhoods for a House of Reps candidate, setting up a formal dinner at 430, and then a concert at 730.  Man, I need a drink and I'm out of beer Sad

Done.  Nearly done with creating my presentation on Israel for Thursday morning, too

[CrAz3D]

A prof just called my parents' house asking for me ... wtf?  It was regarding the scholarship I just won, he wants to get a bit of info about me so he can write his introduction (I guess he is introducing me).  Dude, calling my parents' house?  WTF.  I didn't even put that number on my application.

I guess that's all done, now.  Oye.

[skip]

It's 420 weekend.

[trust]

I think I broke my ankle at lacrosse yesterday. I jumped for a bad pass and landed on my foot sideways. I heard it crack, but walked it off and kept playing. After practice the pain came back and it's been hard/painful to walk since. I should have put ice on it, but I had a meeting, and now my ankle is huge. Whether or not it's broken, it sucks and hurts and now I can't play lacrosse.

It's 420 weekend.

Yes, yes it is. ;D

[CrAz3D]

Trust.  Get xray.

Also, you are black, WTF!?

[trust]

Trust.  Get xray.

Also, you are black, WTF!?

I'm too busy, I might go to the health center and just have them check it out.

I'm black?

[iago]

It's 420 weekend.

Yep, and we all know why 4/20 is super important, right?

(and no, it has nothing to do with drugs)

[trust]

It's 420 weekend.

Yep, and we all know why 4/20 is super important, right?

(and no, it has nothing to do with drugs)

Arbor day precedes it?

[Hitmen]

It's 420 weekend.

Yep, and we all know why 4/20 is super important, right?

(and no, it has nothing to do with drugs)

hitler's birthday, duh

[Krazed]

My birthday!

[deadly7]

hitler's birthday, duh

True story: my calc 2 professor was lecturing about Hitler and 4/20 the other day. It was fucking AWESOME!

[iago]

My birthday!

Win!

Although the day preceded by Arbor Day is pretty good too. :)

[leet_muffin]

Don't forget Columbine, Kobain, and whatever else happened, I forget.

[Hitmen]

Apollo 16 lands on the moon

or at least that's what they want us to think...