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Started by Krazed, June 12, 2005, 08:59:30 PM

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Rule

#7575
I was inspired by Lead's post.  I wonder how many people are closet-pedos? That was basically the first person I talked to.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: you?
Stranger: 19/m/usa
You: 13/f/fl
Stranger: o rly?
You: ya..
You: what's up
Stranger: dunno. sup /b/
You: /b/?
Stranger: nothin
You: what does /b/ mean
Stranger: so, you really 13yo?
You: why would I not be
Stranger: cause its the internet
You: are you really 19?
Stranger: yes
You: would me asking that question make a difference anyways?
Stranger: just asking...
You: its ok
Stranger: so, what brings you here?
You: a forum
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: you?
Stranger: same...
Stranger: what forum?
You: secret :)
Stranger: very well...
Stranger: what do you want to do, lil girl?
You: hm, disconnect I guess :P
Stranger: no you dont
Stranger: like to play?
You: depends
Stranger: on?
You: what you mean
Stranger: like to play naughty, baby?
You: what do you have in mind
Stranger: no limits here
Stranger: up for anything
Stranger: whats your fantasy?
You: do you have a pic?
Stranger: none here. do you?
You: yes, but I'd only exchange
Stranger: love to play with you, baby
Stranger: do you like to play rough?
You: you're ok with me being 13?
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: girls your age are the best
You: Hi, my name is Chris Hansen. I work for NBC Dateline's "To Catch a Predator". How are you doing this evening?
Stranger: why dont you have a seat over there, /b/tard
Stranger: pedobear approves of this thread
Stranger: good game, /b/rother. good game.
You: =\

Sidoh

Hahahahahahahahhaha.

That's awesome, Rule.  nice.

warz

Rule, what would you have done if that conversation had gone in your favor? what if he did have a pic? im a little worried by how far you went until you realized he was playing you.
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Sidoh

Quote from: warz on April 02, 2009, 02:27:21 AM
Rule, what would you have done if that conversation had gone in your favor? what if he did have a pic? im a little worried by how far you went until you realized he was playing you.

dude, shut up.  we know you were the stranger, and you're just trying to make rule seem like a creeper because you got conned out of some pedosex.

Rule

Quote from: warz on April 02, 2009, 02:27:21 AM
Rule, what would you have done if that conversation had gone in your favor? what if he did have a pic? im a little worried by how far you went until you realized he was playing you.

sour grapes

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About 50% of the conversations on there seem to turn into chris hansen jokes at some point

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I lol'd pretty hard at the blog he has:

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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

while1

Motherfucking hell.  I'm going to spend a fortune purchasing the Upsilon Pi Epsilon honor fraternity's graduation stole and cords... and possibly the medallion.

I tend to edit my topics and replies frequently.

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Sidoh

Quote from: while1 on April 02, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
Motherfucking hell.  I'm going to spend a fortune purchasing the Upsilon Pi Epsilon honor fraternity's graduation stole and cords... and possibly the medallion.

They make you buy that crap?  blah. :(

I just joined a few weeks ago.  The initiation ceremony is soon.

dark_drake

Quote from: Sidoh on April 03, 2009, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: while1 on April 02, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
Motherfucking hell.  I'm going to spend a fortune purchasing the Upsilon Pi Epsilon honor fraternity's graduation stole and cords... and possibly the medallion.
They make you buy that crap?  blah. :(

I just joined a few weeks ago.  The initiation ceremony is soon.
You have got to tell me what the initiation is like. Tau Beta Pi's was just... strange.
errr... something like that...

while1

#7585
Mine was pretty strange... but I think most are.

And no, it's not required to buy it.  I did have to pay some $50 fee last year when I joined though.  I'm just buying this stuff to differentiate myself from the rest of the graduating class.  The majority will have just the cap, gown, and colored hood denoting their college/degree type.  I probably won't purchase the medallion, too tacky.  But I definitely will get the cords, and most likely the stole too, since it has the emblem visible on it.
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Sidoh

Quote from: while1 on April 03, 2009, 01:37:12 AM
Mine was pretty strange... but I think most are.

And no, it's not required to buy it.  I did have to pay some $50 fee last year when I joined though.  I'm just buying this stuff to differentiate myself from the rest of the graduating class.  The majority will have just the cap, gown, and colored hood denoting their college/degree type.  I probably won't purchase the medallion, too tacky.  But I definitely will get the cords, and most likely the stole too, since it has the emblem visible on it.

The stole does look pretty nice. :)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi !
You: hello
Stranger: who r u ?
You: the question is not who, but what am I?
Stranger: oh no....
Stranger: so what r u?
You: I'm going to be honest with you
You: I'm batman.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im joker
Stranger: so
Stranger: what should we do about that ?
You: Why are you trying to kill me?
Stranger: ... u r fun to play whit !
You: this is going nowhere
Stranger: really ?
You: you aren't really joker
Stranger: im not ?
Stranger: come here, and youll see
You: Why don't you take a seat
Stranger: should i ?
Stranger: this isnt so fun.
You: I'm Chris Hanson from NBC's To Catch a Predator
You: What are you doing here?
Stranger: im.. just playing
You: What did you plan on doing with this 13 year old girl?
Stranger: i tought that.. maeby ill just eat her
You: Do you know that you have a problem?
Stranger: no, i dont
Stranger: im one of the cullens..
Stranger: not vegetarian.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: o hi
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