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Funny Quotes from Op x86
« on: December 03, 2004, 01:43:33 am »
[11.39.52 pm] Warrior[x86] : Newby you suck
[11.39.58 pm] MyndFyre[x86] : Warrior you suck!
[11.39.59 pm] Warrior[x86] : With your powers combinded.
[11.39.59 pm] Newby : stfu h0m0.
[11.40.01 pm] MyndFyre[x86] : Get off of my woman!
[11.40.03 pm] Warrior[x86] : I AM CAPTAIN PLANET
[11.40.22 pm] Warrior[x86] : Get yer own woman!
[11.40.42 pm] Warrior[x86] : well I still got a lovable canadian who enjoys long walks on the beach and hashing Warcraft III
[11.40.43 pm] MyndFyre[x86] : Newby is MY bitch!  Back off!
[11.40.53 pm] Newby : Yeah!
[11.40.53 pm] Newby : :D
[11.41.01 pm] Warrior[x86] : fuck you all
[11.41.05 pm] Warrior[x86] kills self
[11.41.05 pm] Newby : You may have a Canadian, but HE HAS NEWBy.
[11.41.21 pm] Warrior[x86] : I DONT WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE
[11.41.24 pm] Warrior[x86] : OUT
[11.41.27 pm] Warrior[x86] : ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooout
[11.41.36 pm] Warrior[x86] : Mmm
[11.41.38 pm] Warrior[x86] : Frootloops
[11.41.43 pm] Warrior[x86] : taste the rainbow

Note: GIVE ME A BACKGROUND COLOR TAG!!!

And I think THIS says it all:

[11.42.47 pm] Warrior[x86] : im gay
« Last Edit: December 14, 2004, 04:27:32 pm by Warrior »
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2004, 09:31:57 am »
Yeah, those colors suck ass :P

And I think that just about everything that happens in x86 can be considered "Funny Quotes" :)

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2004, 01:44:11 pm »
That means.....Submit all your funny quotes to www.quotedb.net !!

And yeah, I had to highlight that quote of yours, MyndFyre, just so I would be able to read it. :(

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2004, 03:26:50 pm »
And yeah, I had to highlight that quote of yours, MyndFyre, just so I would be able to read it. :(

I got around that @ my AoA forums which use a similar color scheme by setting the CSS style for the .quote class to background-color: black; and color: white;.  :)
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2004, 06:07:29 pm »
Use the Helios theme. It's totally sexy!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2004, 11:14:13 pm »
[11.42.47 pm] Warrior[x86] : im gay
duh

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2004, 11:24:56 pm »
oh no- we have a gay leader :-|

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2004, 12:47:21 am »
Well, eh, War is good, so meh.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2004, 10:45:24 am »
haha <3 warrior

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2004, 04:21:07 pm »
[04:19:46 PM] <Warrior[x86]> dont worry guys my Bot is stable
[04:19:48 PM] x86-@Lordaeron left the channel.
[04:19:53 PM] <Warrior[x86]> shit

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2004, 05:15:22 pm »
<QuikJew> iago told me that a male gynocoligist is like a mechanic without a car
<newby> yes, paris hilton is a dead sexy man
<Trust[e1]> CANADA IS UNAMERICAN
<tech-deadly7-2> trust, afk this <tech-deadly7-2 strips off shirt> <Trust[e1] stays>
<Trust[e1]> A girl asked me how many times I've accessed porn once. <Trust[e1]> I didn't know she wanted an answer, since she said "probably not many times, right?" <QuikJew> trust, you realize that means she thinks your gay, right?
<Trust[e1]> hell, I don't date girls at all
<tech-deadly7-2> So what's up <iago[e1]> The opposite of down <iago[e1]> Except here in Canada where everything's flip-flop
<tech-deadly7-2> you penislicker. <Trust[e1]> I'll pretend I know what that means. <iago[e1]> you don't know what "penis licker" means? <Trust[e1]> I read that as "pen slicker"
<tech-deadly7-2> you...are gay <Trust[e1]> probably
<Newby[x86] is currently listening to Cinderella - Somebody Save Me [00:03 of 03:15] [128kbps]>
<Newby[x86]> I'm drawing a nigger hanging from a tree in notepad! <Newby[x86]> Yay!
<Quik[x86]> [18:33:57.379] <zorm[x86]> clearly you have never met a soccer chick :p <Quik[x86]> that shows either A) female, or B) blatent homosexuality
<Warrior[x86]> <html><body><title></html></body> <Warrior[x86]> thats Newby's HTML <tech-deadly7-2> Why the fuck is </html> before </body>
<tech-deadly7-2> how do you dance with no feet? <AntiVirus> Spin in a wheel chair?
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

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<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2005, 10:53:32 pm »
§t¥ says:
there's a Nazi in my Holocaust class 
§t¥ says:
I tell her
«Q û ï k § î L v £ r» says:
wtf LOL
§t¥ says:
NO YOU WONT GET QUIK YOU SUCCUBUS BITCH!!!@@#!#!#!
§t¥ says:
and she has no idea what i'm talking about

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2005, 09:27:24 pm »
Crap. I'm totally owning these forums and bringing up old posts. Oh well.

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<Newby[x86]> I'm drawing a nigger hanging from a tree in notepad! <Newby[x86]> Yay!

I've read through these quotes tons of times, but it just now clicked. I did that in computer class during middle school. :)

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2005, 01:18:09 pm »
Warrior[x86] I have no balls
<Warrior[x86]> Lil Jon makes a song actually good
<GlesT> how do i kill spywere that has csb protection
<darkxir[x86]> Newby would nail a hole in the wall
deadly74life: Go outside then. i LUV donuts 92: fuck outside man, its all bright. deadly74life: lol

This last one has to be explained. Yesterday trust was acting like a wigga, and started rapping. He eventually said this rhyme.
<Trust[e1]> My rhymes are bad
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2005, 03:51:16 pm »
lol, mark  ;)
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2005, 11:49:18 pm »
[9:25 pm] <Warrior[x86]> I'M GAY!

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2005, 02:07:10 am »
Yeah stuff like that always comes from Warrior ;o

For Example

 [11:00:18 PM] <Warrior[x86]> SUCK THE WENER
 [11:00:24 PM] <Warrior[x86]> LOL
 [11:00:29 PM] <Warrior[x86]> BITE OFF THE WENER

Oh and this ones funny too but it was from Warrior from someone else. So GG Warrior for finding it.

 [11:01:37 PM] <Warrior[x86]> [01:01:12] <DarkArmys -- Current Song Playing: Nikki nova - Lana sands orgy classic adult porn facial anal ass fuck blowjob - Track Position: [0/4336] - Playing Time: [00:00/00:01:28] - Empyreal Chat v1.2.4 R1>
« Last Edit: April 07, 2005, 02:12:07 am by StAiN »

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2005, 02:54:58 pm »
that was so out of context Stain :(
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2005, 12:37:53 am »
[23:21:36] Trust[e1]:94:0: I WILL READ YOU GUYS THE VERSES IHAVE THIS FAR
[23:21:39] Trust[e1]:94:0: OS FAR
[23:21:40] Trust[e1]:94:0: SO FAR
[23:21:42] darkxir[x86]:31:0: oh god
[23:21:44] darkxir[x86]:31:0 (Emote): goes afk
[23:21:46] Archon[x86]:94:0: "what up homies my name is trust"
[23:21:48] WiReS[x86]:766:0 (Emote): goes afk too
[23:21:52] Archon[x86]:94:0 (Emote): goes afk
[23:21:53] Ergot@Lordaeron:453:0 (Emote): follows linxu and wires

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2005, 08:43:36 pm »
Not funny, but definitely serious. Happy day after Mothers Day, my beloved Ron!

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[8:36:55 PM] <Trust[e1]> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
 [8:37:06 PM] <Trust[e1]> how can I ever express my lust for Rons bust
 [8:37:37 PM] <Trust[e1]> WHEN I SEE IT I WANT TO TTTTTTHRUST
 [8:37:39 PM] <Trust[e1]> I MUST
 [8:37:51 PM] <Trust[e1]> I DONT CARE IF THEY COLLECT BUST
 [8:37:54 PM] <Trust[e1]> OR HAVE SOME CRUST
 [8:38:08 PM] <Trust[e1]> RONS BOOBS I TRUST
 [8:38:15 PM] <Trust[e1]> collect DUST*
 [8:38:41 PM] <Trust[e1]> PEOPLE SEE IT AND ARE LIKE WHATS THE FUSS?
 [8:38:50 PM] <Trust[e1]> LIKE A GUST OF WIND I JUST
 [8:38:52 PM] <BlazeyBoy> *
 [8:38:57 PM] <Trust[e1]> UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH
 [8:39:11 PM] <Trust[e1]> I LOVE TO WATCH HIM ADJUST
 [8:39:19 PM] <Trust[e1]> MY THINGERS ABOUT TO COMBUST
 [8:39:28 PM] <Trust[e1]> ITS SO UNJUST WHEN PEOPLE WATCH IN DISGUST
 [8:39:32 PM] <Trust[e1]> DUN DUN DUN DUN
 [8:39:39 PM] <Trust[e1]> IN RONS BOOBS I WILL ENTRUST
 [8:39:51 PM] <Trust[e1]> DO EM UP LIKE AAAAANGEL DUUUUST
 [8:40:14 PM] <Trust[e1]> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
 [8:40:25 PM] <Networks> Trust, you need a social life.
 [8:40:27 PM] <BlazeyBoy> Record this song, and send it to me.
 [8:40:28 PM] <Networks> lol..
 [8:42:33 PM] <Trust[e1]> Ejaculatory Juice, Taste the Genetic Rainbow.
 [8:43:13 PM] <Trust[e1]> ANNNND BBBBBBABY BELEIVE ME
 [8:43:19 PM] <Trust[e1]> WHEN I SAY THE NIPPLES ARE THE SIZE OF THREE
 [8:43:25 PM] <Trust[e1]> TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT BABY LET THEM FREE
 [8:43:36 PM] <Trust[e1]> SO I ME AND "EL PRESIDENTE" CAN JUMP WITH GLEE

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2005, 03:40:04 am »

 [12:43:05 AM] <Joe[x86]> joe is gay

 [12:43:09 AM] <Joe[x86]> joe is a homo

 [12:43:14 AM] <Joe[x86]> joe likes men
 [12:43:18 AM] <Joe[x86]> :)

 [12:43:21 AM] <Joe[x86]> joe likes penis

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[16:50:11] Networks:0:32: What will soup bot be like?
[16:50:15] Warrior[x86]:16:-1: soup-like.
[16:50:21] warzofbeta@Lordaeron:0:62: Like god.
[16:50:26] Warrior[x86]:16:-1: Fake?

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2005, 06:51:37 am »
I dont have any quotes. But today (15 minutes ago) op x86 were talking about getting 'woods in the morning' :P

And ZeroUnitX came out with: "My dog gets woods in the morning..."

Ha. :P
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2005, 11:52:13 pm »
Wtf was that Networks?

Qwerty, we were talking about Morning Wood, an erection you wake up with (nasty dreams :P). ZeroX said that him and Networks had it for eachother.


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[19:33:35] <Warrior[x86]> I dont wear a condom over my ethernet nor am I scared to send data anywhere.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2005, 04:22:39 am »
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[02:23:47] <Joe[x86]2> JoeBot-Test, what do you think about Zorm[x86]?
[02:23:48] <JoeBot-Test> I think Zorm[x86] is 133789 sexy, Joe[x86]2.
[02:23:55] <Joe[x86]2> Word. So do I.

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[01:36:54] <Joe[x86]2> JoeBot-Test, who is your favorite rapper?
[01:36:55] <JoeBot-Test> *Joe[x86]2, my favorite rapper is iago.
[01:39:08] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> LOLOL


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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2005, 08:13:07 am »
[18:22:22] <krazed[x86]> On that topic, who wants to code me a site?
[18:22:50] <Warrior[x86]> <html><head><title>Drugs..</title></head><body>Content!</body></html>

[1:07:37 PM] <111787@Lordaeron> name calling isn't cool
[1:08:02 PM] <111787@Lordaeron> helping smokey prevent forest fires is cool

<Quik> Quik is now listening to: Handsome Boy Modeling School - Rock And Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This) Part 2 [0:18 of 7:16] [192kbps]

[3:08:58 PM] <Warrior:0:125> Who cares about mothers
[3:09:01 PM] <Warrior:0:125> just install Linux

[21:31:15] <ZeroX.@Lordaeron> Archon
[21:31:18] <ZeroX.@Lordaeron> get wow
[21:31:23] <ZeroX.@Lordaeron> ThunderLord
[21:31:24] <Archon[x86]> Nah, I have enough drug addictions

One of those is from IRC, I was just taking out the quotes from my quotes.txt from or about x86 members.  :)
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2005, 09:48:46 am »
Best motherfucking quote ever..

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[07:50:56] <Joe[x86]2> JoeBot-Test, who is the king of France?
[07:50:57] <JoeBot-Test> *Joe[x86]2, the king of France is your mom.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2005, 06:05:05 am »
Bump.

 [4:08:55 AM] <Joe[x86] tears Newby limb from limb then eats him.>
 [4:09:01 AM] <Newby> wtf joe
 [4:09:04 AM] <Newby> since when did ou listen to death metal
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2005, 11:38:30 am »
Funny Quotes from Op x86

At least you got the 'quote' part right.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2005, 12:23:58 pm »
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<Newby> ./pickrandom newby > blaze, newby > blaze, newby > blaze, newby > blaze, blaze > newby
<x86@Lordaeron> blaze > newby
<Newby> FUCK WTF 
<Blaze> :D
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2005, 10:41:13 pm »
 [9:50:33 PM] <ZeroX.@Lordaeron> I want to go to unviersty of nebaska
 [9:50:39 PM] <ZeroX.@Lordaeron> so I can suck andys dick all day
 [9:50:40 PM] <ZeroX.@Lordaeron> >.>
(01:22:35) Newby: I am listening to 9989. Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver (0:07 / 2:37 320kbps)
(01:22:39) Newby: I am listening to 9990. Torsofuck - Worm Infested Anal (0:01 / 3:02 320kbps)
(01:22:43) Newby: I am listening to 9991. Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants (0:02 / 4:14 320kbps)

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2005, 10:55:21 pm »
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<Newby> ./pickrandom newby > blaze, newby > blaze, newby > blaze, newby > blaze, blaze > newby
<x86@Lordaeron> blaze > newby
<Newby> FUCK WTF 
<Blaze> :D
ahahahhahahaha

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2005, 09:48:36 pm »
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[10:02:11 PM] «deadly7[x86]» I AM 5


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2005, 10:22:31 am »
(11:44:28) XMeAsTuPiDpOlAkX: hey do u maybe kow how to port forward?
(11:46:05) XMeAsTuPiDpOlAkX: ??

 [2:35:11 AM] <WiReS> :(
 [2:35:20 AM] <Ergot> Dude...
 [2:35:24 AM] <Ergot> This channel smells :(
 [2:35:32 AM] <Ergot> Screenor close your legs

 [2:58:59 AM] <Screend> I figured out how Joe ruined his Slackware CD
 [2:59:03 AM] <WiReS[x86]> donate me a new computer ~<3
 [2:59:03 AM] <Screend> he was trying to clean
 [2:59:04 AM] <Screend> it
 [2:59:06 AM] <Ergot@Lordaeron> He tried to fuck it.
 [2:59:09 AM] <Ergot@Lordaeron> Oh :/
 [2:59:13 AM] <Screend> too bad, he used hot water to do so..
 [2:59:13 AM] <Screend> :/
 [2:59:20 AM] <WiReS[x86]> i use toothpaste
 [2:59:20 AM] <WiReS[x86]> ...
 [2:59:22 AM] <Screend> ..
 [2:59:31 AM] <Ergot@Lordaeron> I use sandpaper...
 [2:59:35 AM] <WiReS[x86]> wtf?
 [2:59:37 AM] <WiReS[x86]> to clean a cd?
 [2:59:40 AM] <Screend> rofl
 [2:59:41 AM] <WiReS[x86]> you guys sux
 [2:59:44 AM] <WiReS[x86]> toothpaste owns
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 [2:23:20 AM] <Caylor> I'm getting a Windows Computer very soon and since i have a T1 connection i was interested in hosting a server

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2005, 11:25:55 pm »
Lmfao, I must have been bannedl like 30 times on 7 accounts.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2005, 09:55:00 pm »
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 [7:01:08 PM] <Mr.Punchy-Face> It's what emo kids do.

Haha!! Emo kids are so silly. :D
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2005, 02:06:27 am »
Ah-ha! James admots to it!! He is an Emo!

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2005, 08:02:28 pm »
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[19:12:48.643] <killer.side> http://www.stealthbot.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=2
[19:12:50.522] <killer.side> go there
[19:12:52.290] <killer.side> missing file
[19:13:36.361] <Lolz0r_STFU@USEast> my mom tells me not to go to links i dont no
[19:13:42.681] <zeth.tech> your moms a noob
[19:13:44.337] <zeth.tech> lol
[19:13:48.083] <Joe-Tech> Lolz0r_STFU: LOLOLOLOL
[19:13:58.450] <Microsoft101> Lolz0r_STFU@USEast: LOL!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2005, 12:20:33 am »
BUMP.

AIM with Newby just now.

(23:18:13) Joe: *goat voice*
(23:18:25) Joe: No kill Garbhad, please! Keep alive, and next time, good bring to you!
(23:18:27) [x86] Newby: hi
(23:18:33) [x86] Newby: wtf
(23:18:35) [x86] Newby: diablo 1?
(23:18:36) Joe: Diablo 1
(23:18:37) Joe: yeah
(23:18:38) [x86] Newby: lol
(23:18:41) [x86] Newby: that little fuck
(23:18:42) Joe: Garbhad the Weak
(23:18:43) [x86] Newby: before you go to level 5?
(23:18:48) Joe: Yeah
(23:18:54) [x86] Newby: &^^^
(23:18:54) [x86] Newby: I RULE
(23:18:55) Joe: Or Gharbad
(23:18:56) Joe: whatever.
(23:19:08) Joe: That dude rocked. =p
(23:19:15) [x86] Newby: he was a bitch
(23:19:21) [x86] Newby: so were the guys that papeared
(23:19:21) [x86] Newby: aftert
(23:19:21) [x86] Newby: :P
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2005, 09:17:20 am »
BUMP.

AIM with Newby just now.

(23:18:13) Joe: *goat voice*
(23:18:25) Joe: No kill Garbhad, please! Keep alive, and next time, good bring to you!
(23:18:27) [x86] Newby: hi
(23:18:33) [x86] Newby: wtf
(23:18:35) [x86] Newby: diablo 1?
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(23:18:37) Joe: yeah
(23:18:38) [x86] Newby: lol
(23:18:41) [x86] Newby: that little fuck
(23:18:42) Joe: Garbhad the Weak
(23:18:43) [x86] Newby: before you go to level 5?
(23:18:48) Joe: Yeah
(23:18:54) [x86] Newby: &^^^
(23:18:54) [x86] Newby: I RULE
(23:18:55) Joe: Or Gharbad
(23:18:56) Joe: whatever.
(23:19:08) Joe: That dude rocked. =p
(23:19:15) [x86] Newby: he was a bitch
(23:19:21) [x86] Newby: so were the guys that papeared
(23:19:21) [x86] Newby: aftert
(23:19:21) [x86] Newby: :P

That's almost as bad as newby playing D&D.  ;)
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2005, 09:52:38 am »
That's almost as bad as newby playing D&D.  ;)

Hey, at least I ain't emo.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2005, 11:14:08 pm »
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[22:02:45] <Clan]2> The bot's current trigger is " . " (Alt + 046)
[22:02:45] <Clan]3> The bot's current trigger is " . " (Alt + 046)
[22:02:46] Clan]2 was banned by IrOnMaN. (RepeatBan[Mimic]).
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[22:02:50] <Spr3ading> FUCK MAN
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2006, 09:49:32 pm »
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[22:02:45] <Clan]2> The bot's current trigger is " . " (Alt + 046)
[22:02:45] <Clan]3> The bot's current trigger is " . " (Alt + 046)
[22:02:46] Clan]2 was banned by IrOnMaN. (RepeatBan[Mimic]).
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[22:02:50] <Spr3ading> FUCK MAN

LOL
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2006, 02:00:36 am »
SBs:

AIM with Newby just now.

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[22:02:45] <Clan]2> The bot's current trigger is " . " (Alt + 046)
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[22:02:46] Clan]2 was banned by IrOnMaN. (RepeatBan[Mimic]).
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[22:02:50] <Spr3ading> FUCK MAN

Joe what part of Op x86 do you not understand? You might as well post quotes from real life and be like
<Melissa>: blah
<Jennifer>: blahh
<John>: bleh
<somebody else we don't know>: blahblahblah

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2006, 01:53:55 am »
Joe what part of Op x86 do you not understand? You might as well post quotes from real life and be like
<Melissa>: blah
<Jennifer>: blahh
<John>: bleh
<somebody else we don't know>: blahblahblah

Holy fucking shit that was great.
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[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2006, 01:59:41 am »
Joe what part of Op x86 do you not understand? You might as well post quotes from real life and be like
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<Jennifer>: blahh
<John>: bleh
<somebody else we don't know>: blahblahblah

ELOHFUCKINGEL.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #45 on: January 12, 2006, 07:44:52 pm »
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Joe what part of Op x86 do you not understand? You might as well post quotes from real life and be like
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<Jennifer>: blahh
<John>: bleh
<somebody else we don't know>: blahblahblah

mmk, try this one on for size:

<Joe> Marianne, I just finished reading Exodus during Study Hall!
<Marianne> Awesome!
<Joe> I'm going to Culvers to celebrate!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2006, 09:16:45 pm »
Shut up joe.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2006, 09:23:48 pm »
<Joe> Marianne, I just finished reading Exodus during Study Hall!
<Marianne> Awesome!
<Joe> I'm going to Culvers to celebrate!

I just finished reading Exodus too.

LET'S START A FIRE, THE BIGGEST ONE YOU EVER SEEN.
YOU BRING THE MATCHES, I'LL BRING THE GASOLINE.
IGNITE IT, DELIGHT IT, THE FLAMES GROW HIGHER
LET'S START THIS WORLD ON A FUNERAL PYRE

LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER LIKE A ROMAN CANDLE
BURN THIS BITCH STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND
LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT CONSEQUENCES
IF IT'S STANDING LET'S BRING IT DOWN.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2006, 09:51:03 pm »
did..you..just..rap?
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2006, 09:53:48 pm »
That quote probally would be funnier if I read that book.
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2006, 11:00:25 pm »
haha at the last two posts

SHKM ftw
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2006, 11:03:11 pm »
did..you..just..rap?

No.

That quote probally would be funnier if I read that book.

It has nothing to do with the book of the bible.

It's from the song Raze by Exodus.  Exodus the metal band... you know...

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #52 on: January 19, 2006, 12:23:51 am »
did..you..just..rap?

No.

That quote probally would be funnier if I read that book.

It has nothing to do with the book of the bible.

It's from the song Raze by Exodus.  Exodus the metal band... you know...

I listen to very little of Hitmen-like music, and even I knew that. Man, what's this forum coming to?
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #53 on: January 19, 2006, 12:37:48 am »
haha at the last two posts

SHKM ftw

SHKM is a good album. Not amazing, but good. :)
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[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #54 on: January 19, 2006, 04:26:14 pm »
<Joe> Marianne, I just finished reading Exodus during Study Hall!
<Marianne> Awesome!
<Joe> I'm going to Culvers to celebrate!

I just finished reading Exodus too.

LET'S START A FIRE, THE BIGGEST ONE YOU EVER SEEN.
YOU BRING THE MATCHES, I'LL BRING THE GASOLINE.
IGNITE IT, DELIGHT IT, THE FLAMES GROW HIGHER
LET'S START THIS WORLD ON A FUNERAL PYRE

LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER LIKE A ROMAN CANDLE
BURN THIS BITCH STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND
LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT CONSEQUENCES
IF IT'S STANDING LET'S BRING IT DOWN.
ROFL
RAZE!
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2006, 01:59:37 pm »
SHKM is a good album. Not amazing, but good. :)

SHKM is probably my favorite Exodus album.  I love Bonded By Blood too, but I just like the style of SHKM more.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2006, 05:44:22 pm »
Invert exaulted, Krazed emo'd.

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joe Networks asks why your so touchy about warez and such.
Invert warez on the vL forum?
joe Yes
Invert legal reasons
Invert nothing personal
joe Fair enough.
krazed joe, what do you need?
krazed We have all kinds of warez
krazed vL is a great place for warez
joe Shut it Stephen.
joe =p
krazed Haha
krazed Steven*
krazed but close!
joe Stephen if I say so.
joe Got it?
joe Good.
joe =p
Invert Stephenson
joe Take Stephen before I add a Y to the end.
krazed er damn, can't ban you from here
joe Stepheny.
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joe Hahaha
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Invert Joe, how come the most common gay guys name is Steven>
Invert ?
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2006, 05:53:48 pm »
Krazed emo'd again. Anti-suicide rescue team intervened though.

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krazed your tough idlebot
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krazed BRING IT PUSSY
krazed YEAH
joe If you're trying to con me into typing, I'm not playing at the moment.
krazed ANOTHER MINUTE
krazed OHH TOUGH GUY EH
krazed ILL KILL YOU IDLEBOT
joe Haha
krazed FUCK YOU
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krazed haha
krazed owne
krazed d
krazed SHUT THE FUCK UP IDLEBOT
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #58 on: January 31, 2006, 08:00:05 am »
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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« Reply #59 on: January 31, 2006, 11:42:27 pm »
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Telling them that is like talking to a brick wall.
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #61 on: May 06, 2006, 07:13:05 pm »
That quote probally would be funnier if I read that book.

It has nothing to do with the book of the bible.

It's from the song Raze by Exodus.  Exodus the metal band... you know...

WTF? of course I ment Exodus. "yes I know the metal band" I never read the bible or going to read the bible. Look what has happen to Joe. >.>
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mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2006, 02:49:16 am »
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Hahaha, oh man, that is one funny quote from op x86.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2006, 02:53:51 am »
Oh yeah, hillarious.  :|

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #64 on: October 16, 2006, 07:34:00 pm »
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Hahaha, oh man, that is one funny quote from op x86.

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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #65 on: October 17, 2006, 08:05:11 pm »
if you didn't get it, I was just making fun of how we still have this here pinned, when the channel is dead.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2006, 11:47:46 am »
It wouldnt be dead if every time I IM you to play dota, your newb ass has better stuff to do.
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #67 on: October 24, 2006, 12:59:22 am »
It wouldnt be dead if every time I IM you to play dota, your newb ass has better stuff to do.
I will play shit other than dota with you :P

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #68 on: October 25, 2006, 05:07:43 pm »
It wouldnt be dead if every time I IM you to play dota, your newb ass has better stuff to do.
I will play shit other than dota with you :P
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #69 on: October 25, 2006, 09:54:41 pm »
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[18:56:42] cutiepie has entered the channel using Starcraft BroodWars (0ms)
[18:57:02] <cutiepie> wtf LOL???????????????????????????????????
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Today. 8)[size=0pt]Ok fine, I made that up. But I thought I was clever.[/size]
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #70 on: November 03, 2006, 03:19:39 pm »
Refer to my signature :p
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #71 on: May 28, 2007, 11:02:56 pm »
Since there hasn't been a post since November, and there isn't an Op x86 anymore, maybe it's time this thread gets unstuck?

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #72 on: May 29, 2007, 11:01:16 pm »
JA JA POSSIBLY. MAYBE. MAKE VERY FAST.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #73 on: June 08, 2007, 12:01:16 pm »
This is x86 history dont unstick it.
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
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mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #74 on: June 08, 2007, 06:16:48 pm »
Kerrigan has sex with Duke?
The writ of the founders must endure.

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« Reply #75 on: June 08, 2007, 08:44:39 pm »
Yessir.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #76 on: July 11, 2007, 05:16:34 am »
Kerrigan has sex with Duke?

you never saw the map?
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

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« Reply #77 on: July 20, 2007, 03:19:51 am »
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly>      º\|                        (`·¸·´)
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly>  /¯¯º¯¯¯¯¯¯` · ¸          ,' ',     
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly> |    @               ` · - · ´  ¸'   
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly>  \¸__¸.·''                   ¸ · '   
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly>    '' ··--------·''·¸¸)-----"

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #78 on: July 20, 2007, 03:21:21 am »
OMG LOL HAHAHAH ROFL SO FUNNY.

























Not.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

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<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #79 on: July 20, 2007, 03:27:06 am »
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly>      º\|                        (`·¸·´)
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly>  /¯¯º¯¯¯¯¯¯` · ¸          ,' ',     
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly> |    @               ` · - · ´  ¸'   
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly>  \¸__¸.·''                   ¸ · '   
[11:10:30 PM] <squiggly>    '' ··--------·''·¸¸)-----"
That's actually pretty cool.  ;D
errr... something like that...

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #80 on: July 20, 2007, 03:46:40 am »
OMG LOL HAHAHAH ROFL SO FUNNY.

























Not.

[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>                 (__)   
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>                 (. .) !
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>       /-------\/
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>      / |        || 
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>     * ||---- ||

Are you satisfied now?

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #81 on: July 20, 2007, 03:29:26 pm »
No.  And I won't be, because ASCII "art" sucks and isn't funny.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
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« Reply #82 on: July 20, 2007, 05:21:16 pm »
There are always individuals that refuse to be satisfied, sigh

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« Reply #83 on: July 20, 2007, 05:30:10 pm »
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>                 (__)   
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>                 (. .) !
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>       /-------\/
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>      / |        || 
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>     * ||---- ||
When I look at that thing, it feels like it's staring into my soul.
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #84 on: July 23, 2007, 01:58:33 am »
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>                 (__)   
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>                 (. .) !
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>       /-------\/
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>      / |        || 
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>     * ||---- ||
When I look at that thing, it feels like it's staring into my soul.
I feel as if I wasted time reading the last few posts of this thread myself...

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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #85 on: July 25, 2007, 09:37:58 am »
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>                 (__)   
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>                 (. .) !
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>       /-------\/
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>      / |        || 
[12:35:16 PM] <squiggly>     * ||---- ||
When I look at that thing, it feels like it's staring into my soul.
I feel as if I wasted time reading the last few posts of this thread myself...

i get that feeling every time I have to go to school.
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Re: Funny Quotes from Op x86
« Reply #86 on: July 25, 2007, 05:59:41 pm »
i get that feeling every time I have to go to school.

Then challenge yourself.  It really grinds my gears when I hear people say school is a waste of time.

If truly believe it's a waste of time and that you'll be fiscally (and otherwise) satisfied for the rest of your life without the most rudimentary educational degree there is, then drop out.  I, of course, think you'd be far better off staying in school.

If you think school is a waste of time because it's "too easy," then take more difficult courses.  It's nearly always possible to take a class independently or at a local university if your high school doesn't offer it.

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« Reply #87 on: July 25, 2007, 06:08:12 pm »

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« Reply #88 on: July 30, 2007, 07:15:02 pm »
I found this on Google... lolol...

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06.42.34 #       <newbyx86> im gay
06.42.50 #       <newbyx86> err wow.
06.42.53 #       <newbyx86> Ok /amsg gets the entire tab list.

I was dicking around with /amsg, which messages every channel tab you have open on XChat. I guess I told everyone I was gay.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #89 on: December 12, 2007, 12:29:01 pm »
I found this on Google... lolol...

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06.42.34 #       <newbyx86> im gay
06.42.50 #       <newbyx86> err wow.
06.42.53 #       <newbyx86> Ok /amsg gets the entire tab list.

I was dicking around with /amsg, which messages every channel tab you have open on XChat. I guess I told everyone I was gay.
Haha FAG.