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Birthday!
« on: August 10, 2005, 11:44:19 pm »
I turn 18 in two hours. :)

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2005, 12:03:56 am »
Happy birthday, we need to break up.
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2005, 12:12:12 am »
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2005, 12:34:34 am »
Happy 18th! I envy you, sir. The last year before 18 is the hardest!

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2005, 01:19:49 am »
Buy a pack of cigarettes, even if you don't like them.
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2005, 01:52:58 am »
Happy early birthday! :)

Or rather (2 hours later), happy birthday!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2005, 01:57:34 am »
Happy 18th! I envy you, sir. The last year before 18 is the hardest!
*21...21 is the hard one, cause you still cant buy booze!

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2005, 02:13:11 am »
Where do you live that you cant buy booze at 21? Do you mean 20?
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2005, 02:14:29 am »
I meant 21 is the hard one, cause the year before you cant buy the booze...shouldve said more

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2005, 02:22:35 am »
PRON!!!!

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 03:17:38 am »
PRON!!!!

That's what 18 is gonna be about. Legal pr0n!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2005, 03:28:21 am »
Legal sex?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2005, 03:38:59 am »
Its all legal, if you have parents (and partner, of course) permission.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2005, 03:51:04 am »
LoL. Thanks everyone :)

When one of the kids in the grade above me turned 18, he went to the convenience store, bought a cigar, a lottery ticket and a playboy.

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Re: Birthday!
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2005, 03:53:31 am »
That's what my brother did, with his dad's money. It's a symbolic gesture more than a useful purchase.
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny