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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2005, 04:51:09 pm »
The Canadian authorities have been trailing a drug dealer named Will Hoop, trying to catch him with large amounts of unaccountable cash.  over and over, Will boards a plan and adds to his Swiss bank account.  Each time he's about to leave, he is searched.  All he has is the clothes on his back, his sunglasses, a wallet containing several hundred American dollars, credit cards, and loose change.  He also carries an overnight back which has a change of clothes, toiletries, and banking papers.  Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes.  How's he doing it?

Possiblility: He HiJacks the plane like a terrorist and sells it when he gets to Swiss Terriotory?
Possibility: The Bank Papers are cheques.

I am really noting how the wording is carefully put. "Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada (right under their watchfull eyes)." So is he like shipping it on a ship. Or maybe he goes to the Swiss and ranks up a huge bill on his credit cards and then we he gets back to Canada he pays them.
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2005, 05:03:23 pm »
What it means is that something in his pocket is worth a lot of money, and it's not the banking papers. 

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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2005, 09:37:07 pm »
There is drugs in his pockets?
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2005, 10:18:46 pm »
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2005, 09:29:44 am »
It's the several hundred american dollars, duh!

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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2005, 09:31:00 am »
Lol. It's a Canadian fortune!
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2005, 06:38:13 pm »
Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?

Haha no. Shut up!
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2005, 09:47:41 pm »
If we could stop trying to insult Canada and actually tried to solve the riddle we might be getting somewhere.
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2005, 09:52:00 pm »
That would be too logical and productive. What were you thinkin', honestly?
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2005, 10:12:48 pm »
Do you really expect Americans to do anything right? Except gain weight?
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2005, 11:54:33 pm »
Not only get fat but make money.
Shut up I'm a dutchman and even I know that America is the real "I'll crush you with my wallet".

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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2005, 02:22:20 pm »
And that is why they are headed for the biggest debt that they have ever seen. GO BUSH!
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2005, 03:02:49 pm »
And that is why they are headed for the biggest debt that they have ever seen. GO BUSH!

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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2005, 08:30:25 am »
We also house some really rich people. Like Me. I am a rich sonavabitch
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2005, 10:14:04 am »
$46.5 billion?