Author Topic: How great it is to be a Canadian (Read 8073 times)

Vex3 · « **on:** August 22, 2005, 01:49:43 am »

Well I want all the Canadians too tell us why you love to be a canadian....

Here is my list:

1) Legalized Pot
2) We can "masterbate" without the devil coming after us.
3) Well this one sums it up... Canadian Beer Kicks Ass!
4) We have money that is fun to look at and doesn't have Dead Presidents all over it.

Ergot · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:58:43 am »

Don't forget music sharing ;/.
And Americans can masturbate as well ;/

Joe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2005, 05:26:23 am »

Yeah, but bush comes after us. Tell me Ergot, whats the masturbation laws in China? =p

Vex3 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2005, 06:04:06 am »

Well let me answer you that Joe... Extremely bad because all the Asian men are too small too find it too masterbate... JKS!

GameSnake · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2005, 06:59:42 am »

Amsterdam Cannabis culture > Canadian Cannabis culture.

Ergot · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2005, 09:36:15 am »

I have no idea, Joe... but it probably involves dragging people out of their homes and putting them in reeducation camps or something.

Joe · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2005, 12:56:22 pm »

Really? WTF

Ergot · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:22:40 pm »

Yes, that's why the give out chasity belts at school.

Vex3 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:54:42 pm »

*Looks at the original topic*

What went wrong here? lol How great is it to be a canadian and the few canadians that are on this site arn't even posting!

Ergot · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2005, 04:43:59 pm »

Because they are busy getting stoned and drunk while masturbating to your money.

wires · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2005, 05:13:13 pm »

How is looking at money fun?

drka · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2005, 07:48:18 pm »

<joke>record your voice, and then play it back to yourself. then you will find the truth behind all truths</joke>

<joke>look up the song "Money" by Pink Floyd. its....really nice</joke>

perhaps it's the fact that they are gay and want to have sex with george washington?

Blaze · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2005, 12:11:34 am »

Quote from: Ergot on August 22, 2005, 04:43:59 pm

Because they are busy getting stoned and drunk while masturbating to your money.

I have a purple bill. Do you have a purple bill?

Ergot · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2005, 12:19:43 am »

No

, may I have one

?

Blaze · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2005, 12:33:51 am »

I'll trade you my purple bill for your 10 Dollar bill.

Quik · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2005, 12:37:41 am »

$10 Canadian != $10 USD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_dollar

Give me your green bill for my green bill.

Blaze · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2005, 01:31:08 am »

All your money is green, how do I know I'm not getting ripped off?

rabbit · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:21:31 am »

No it's not. New 20's and 50's have been printed in cream/pink/blue/green, and they are planning the same for 5's and 10's.

Vex3 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:04:25 pm »

So now America is copying canadians and their creative ways.!

wires · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2005, 08:33:33 pm »

It has pretty golden sparkling stars!

Vex3 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2005, 09:25:09 pm »

lol is that how they are doing it

wires · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2005, 09:57:07 pm »

I guess I was wrong about the stars. They're golden sparkling 20s.

Edit: They also supposedly explode in the microwave too!

Warrior · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2005, 01:44:05 pm »

Quote from: Vex3 on August 22, 2005, 01:49:43 am

4) We have money that is fun to look at and doesn't have Dead Presidents all over it.

But don't they have like a dead (or near dead) queen on them?

America rocks because:

1) We don't use canadian words.

Quik · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2005, 06:08:08 pm »

Quote from: Warrior[x86] on August 24, 2005, 01:44:05 pm

1) We don't use canadian words.

Eh?

Ergot · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2005, 06:37:21 pm »

Quik is UnAmerican. Deport him now!

GameSnake · « **Reply #25 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:35:24 pm »

Warrior and Quik.

Quik · « **Reply #26 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:49:13 pm »

Sounds like we need a word filter.

Newby · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:53:19 pm »

Hardly. You just happened to pick a horrible name.

Quik · « **Reply #28 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:21:24 pm »

This coming from someone named "Newby"

Newby · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:25:17 pm »

Touche.

GameSnake · « **Reply #30 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:25:30 pm »

What do you think about my name I do not think it sucks.. I thought like "hey I like snakes and I back stab alot so I'm a GameSnake!".

wires · « **Reply #31 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:27:08 pm »

Wow, look how off topic this is!

My names super cool too because I was looking around my room for something to make my new alias!

iago · « **Reply #32 on:** August 25, 2005, 04:40:40 pm »

Quote from: Vex3 on August 22, 2005, 01:49:43 am

1) Legalized Pot

Lies.

Vex3 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2005, 01:18:51 am »

There are outlines on it however I can tell you that there is a lot more freedom on it then in US.

Ergot · « **Reply #34 on:** August 26, 2005, 01:24:45 am »

Like draft dodging

Vex3 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 26, 2005, 12:03:54 pm »

Please explain that term for me.

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Author Topic: How great it is to be a Canadian (Read 8073 times)