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Started by iago, August 23, 2005, 10:48:06 PM

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iago

Next week, I'm planning on going to my grandparents' cottage for a few days.  I intend to leave on the 31st, 1st, or 2nd, and I wlll be returning on the 5th. 

I will be totally incommunicato while there.  I will have no laptop, no electricity, no internet, no running water.  I plan to spend the time reading, fishing, and with my grandparents. 

For anybody interested, here is an image of the cottage/lake:

The cottage is lakefront, and the lake is fairly small.  It's about a 4-hour drive north of where I live, 2 hours of it are on gravel roads.  Here is directions on getting to within about a half hour:


I'll give more information about how long and when as it's available :)

Ergot

... I would never survive that :(
Wait... does this my no toilet paper question will help you out :O ?
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Joe

#2
You're grandparents dont live there, like, all the time do they?

EDIT -
And happy 3000th post!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

No, the area is unaccessable in winter.  They usually go up for a week or two at a time in the summer, and spend more of their time up there. 

There's an outhouse, which is well maintained, with plenty of toilet paper. :)

Ergot

What happens when you're in the outhouse and there's no more toilet paper?
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Newby

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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Mythix

*mythix wants to fish and hunt that area*

stupid canada, has to be so far away from me.. well..6 hours.
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iago

Ergot, if your situation came up I'd go jump in the lake. :)

Warrior

...and get a little fish to swim in your butt...

Edit: To save this from being trashed!

I hope you have fun iago!
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Ergot

Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=2443.msg23051#msg23051 date=1124910916]
...and get a little fish to swim in your butt...

Edit: To save this from being trashed!

I hope you have fun iago!


All the cleaner!
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Blaze

And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Hauptmann Raub

I guess I will see you there.

RoMi

Time to party like its 1999, again!
-RoMi

Towelie

iago will die with no internet!