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Hi, I'm Newby!
« on: August 29, 2005, 11:35:51 pm »
I'm Newby. My real name is James. I'm 15 years old and a sophmore in high school. I'm a metal head and a computer geek (at one point in my life I knew assembly/C/C++/C#/VB/Perl really really well, not anymore though) and an avid supporter of linux and music piracy.

No, no girlfriend. Sadly enough, I don't think chicks around here like metalheads nor computer geeks, nor a combination of the two! :(

I'm only in x86. Hehe!

I'm friends with nearly everybody in here (Except MyndFyre. That homo wants to kill NewbFyre. I hope he dies!) (:-*)

My favorite TV show? Uh, Family Guy! Followed by The Simpsons!

Favorite movie? Hmm... The Matrix!

Favorite band? Heh, way too many favorite bands to name. Right now, I'm lovin' Engorged. Now that I think about it, at school I said my favorite band was Metallica. Of course, two kids in the front row told me to say it! But Metallica (especially their first two albums) kicks ass.

Favorite country? CANADA! Legal music downloading! :D

Favorite continent? Bleh, fuck if I know.

Favorite season? Winter! It's nice and cool.

Favorite type of weather? Sunny, but nice and cool.

Favorite subject in school? Math! It's the only subject that doesn't blow goats.

Favorite chemical? ALCOHOL! ;D

Favorite food would definetely have to be steak. Favorite drink = coca-cola.

Favorite book: Heh, I don't really read. :/

Favorite operating system: Linux! (Slackware is my favorite distro.)

Favorite phone company: I've really loved T-Mobile. I'm on Verizon at the moment, and I hate their service.

Favorite sport: Skateboarding! (hey, I hate team sports. Individual sports are <3)

Style of game: RPGs are amazingly addicting. KOTOR / KOTOR2 / Baldur's Gate / Baldur's Gate 2 are addictions that come to mind. Oh, how many hours I wasted playing those...

Favorite animal: Dog! I <3 dogs and cats.

Favorite pet: My dog UNIX! (Hehe, I'm such a geek.)
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2005, 11:39:21 pm »
Lmao, Unix? haha!!

James, I thought you lived in Rons basement..  :)
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2005, 11:53:00 pm »
Where did I say I didn't?!
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2005, 11:58:42 pm »
Lmao, my bad.. :)

P.S.
Family Guy = My favorite show as well.  Stewie = My Idol. :)
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The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2005, 12:35:21 am »
You forgot three:

Best Friend: Trust
Favorite Person Ever: Trust
Favorite Thing Ever: Trust's penis

In case you noobs wanna front, I am Newby's bestest friend for 3 years. Don't you dare try to take my man.
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2005, 01:16:23 am »
I thought it was 2 years!

Remember that? :D
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2005, 01:39:42 am »
Guess it was 2 years. I was thinking 2003 = 1, 2004 = 2, 2005 = 3, stupid me!
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2005, 07:16:51 pm »
Hi Newby and welcome to the x86 forums!
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2005, 09:12:11 pm »
Ahahah... What memories.  Madzbots was fun.  I hope madz is doing well.  :)

And out of curiousity, I searched for the definition of my name.  Haha.  Warrior.  :P

And for anyone who cares: BRINGING UP OLD POSTS OWN YOU SHUT UP
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2005, 10:48:01 pm »
Newby, do you rape your dog? (Seriously, wtf.)
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2005, 10:49:07 pm »
Uh, no...
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2005, 10:57:05 pm »
His dog enjoys it. Newby has sex with UNIX on a regular basis.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2005, 11:45:32 am »
Newby does genetic programming with his dog?

Ewww!!! I think you and Gamesnake should get together so Gamesnake can help you find forums. :) http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,2829.0.html
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Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2005, 01:34:03 pm »
I don't get it. What are you trying to say, Brandon?
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2005, 01:41:51 pm »
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why does a beastiality
Which would be what Newb was doing if he is having sex with Unix. 

Unix = Newby's Dog

Genetic Programming = Creating babies (DNA)

Does that make more since?
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Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2005, 03:40:49 pm »
Yes I thought that is what you meant. I could show him the biggest (1million members!!) bestiality board online, but that still doesn't mean I fuck animals. :P
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2005, 04:01:07 pm »
Lol, you may not fuck them, but you are probably interested in that stuff.  Seeing that you FOUND a board about it, and you were admin on the forums!!!!!

You can't tell me you aren't into fucking animals. :)
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Lay now forevermore slender;
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Silhouette a lone existence;
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2005, 07:23:42 pm »
Quote from: Brandon on September 16, 2005, 01:41:51 pm
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why does a beastiality
Which would be what Newb was doing if he is having sex with Unix. 

Unix = Newby's Dog

Genetic Programming = Creating babies (DNA)

Does that make more since?

No, not really.  Genetic Programming uses computers to analyze genetic code.
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2005, 09:40:28 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on September 16, 2005, 07:23:42 pm
Quote from: Brandon on September 16, 2005, 01:41:51 pm
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why does a beastiality
Which would be what Newb was doing if he is having sex with Unix. 

Unix = Newby's Dog

Genetic Programming = Creating babies (DNA)

Does that make more since?

No, not really.  Genetic Programming uses computers to analyze genetic code.
Rofl. Owned.
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2005, 12:07:11 am »
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Re: Hi, I'm Newby!
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2005, 01:33:28 pm »
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Genetic Programming uses computers to analyze genetic code.
Rofl.
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Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
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