Revenge!

[iago]

First of all, I have 2 weeks left at work.  Dec. 31 is our last day.  There's one guy there, Mitch, who's always given us a hassel, and he makes it his mission to make fun of people and such.  Like for example, somebody donates Barbies to the Christmas thingy, and he said:
Mitch: Which of you donated the barbies?
Me: Derek, of course
Mitch: Oh, so you wanted to keep your barbies, eh?

So we decided to get him back before we finish.  We put a fake notice on the door about a "special free christmas breakfast" at our office on Wednesday (the 22nd).  He used to work at our office, and now he's a couple blocks away.  We invited him to our "breakfast", and he's going to walk over that morning.  Of course, there's no such breakfast.

What I need is ideas on how to finish this up, I'm no good at ending practical jokes.  Any advice will be appreciated, and likely used.  I'll post here again in a week and let you know how it turned out.

:)


<edit> Don't get me wrong, we love Mitch.  But it's fun to play a trick on him since he's always dishing it out :)

[wires]

Hang a bucket of COW MILK above the door so when he opens it, it pours on him!

[Towelie]

No, line the walls with gay porn, and make it so he cant get out once ge steps in

[rabbit]

Make a breakfast but lace it all with cyanide~!





Err.......no, that would be bad.  The gay porn idea is good, but then you gotta go and GET gay porn, which, if you're not gay, isn't very fun.  What you COULD do is hire a stripper who will start dancing when he comes in, and when she takes off the panties (AFTER the lapdance), BAM: trannie.