Havent heard this in a while

[Hdx]

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke
different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Start a guessin. :/
Oh and you HAVE to show your work
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[Joe]

Oh, I didn't look at the question, and I was trying to make a chart of who lives where, what they smoke, what they drink. The question makes it a lot easier. =)

[trust]

What? Americanize the question please.

[Hdx]

What?
It's plain english, How can I "Americanize" it?
Cept for giving you the full answer?
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[Ergot]

What? Americanize the question please.

1. In uh street dere iz five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each crib lives uh person o' different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink uh different kind o' beverage, smoke
different brand o' cigar an' keep uh different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in uh red crib.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green crib iz on da left o' da White crib.
5. The owner o' da Green crib drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner o' da Yellow crib smokes Dunhill.
8. The nig living in da centre crib drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in da first crib.
10. The nig who smokes Blends lives next ta da one who keeps cats.
11. The nig who keeps horses lives next ta da nig who smokes Dunhill.
12. The nig who smokes Blue Master drinks colt 45.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next ta da blue crib.
15. The nig who smokes Blends has uh neighbour who drinks water. ya'll is mad stupid.

^_~ http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Or

1. In some street dere is five cribs, painted five different colours.
2. In each crib lives some sucka' uh different nashunality
3. Dese five cribowners each drink some different kind'a beverage, smoke different brand uh cigar and keep some different pet. Man!
THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?
HINTS
1. De Brit lives in some red crib.
2. De Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. De Dane drinks tea. WORD!
4. De Green crib be on de left uh de Honky crib.
5. De owna' of de Green crib drinks coffee.
6. De sucka' who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. De owna' of de Yellow crib smokes Dunhill.
8. De joker livin' in de centre crib drinks milk. Ya' know?
9. De No'wegian lives in de fust crib.
10. De joker who smokes Blends lives next t'de one who keeps cats.
11. De joker who keeps ho'ses lives next t'de joker who smokes Dunhill.
12. De joker who smokes Blue Masta' drinks beer. Ah be baaad...
13. De German smokes Prince.
14. De No'wegian lives next t'de blue crib.
15. De joker who smokes Blends gots a neighbour who drinks booze.

In Redneck if you're from the South

1. In a street thar is five houses, painted five diffrunt colours.
2. In etch house lives a varmint of diffrunt nashunality
3. These five homeownys etch six pack a diffrunt kind of bevahage, smoke diffrunt bran' of cigar an' keep a diffrunt pet.
THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?
HINTS
1. Th' Brit lives in a red house.
2. Th' Swede keeps houn'dogs as pets.
3. Th' Dane six packs tea.
4. Th' Green house is on th' lef' of th' White house.
5. Th' owny of th' Green house six packs a six pack.
6. Th' varmint who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. Th' owny of th' Yeller house smokes Dunhill, ah reckon.
8. Th' man livin' in th' centre house six packs milk. Shet mah mouth!
9. Th' No'wegian lives in th' fust house.
10. Th' man who smokes Blends lives next t'th' one who keeps cats.
11. Th' man who keeps houn'dogs lives next t'th' man who smokes Dunhill, ah reckon.
12. Th' man who smokes Blue Master six packs beer.
13. Th' German smokes Prince.
14. Th' No'wegian lives next t'th' blue house.
15. Th' man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who six packs water.

In lame speak:

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[Hdx]

Thats nigger-speak.
Not american.
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[Blaze]

http://www.x86labs.org/forum/index.php/topic,2874.0.html

:'-(

[Joe]

Didn't look (hard) at Blazes yet. Anyhow, heres my notes if someone wants to build off them! (ROT13'd)

Enpr                | Qevax             | Crg               | Pvtne             | Ubhfr
Oevgvfu                                                                           Erq
Fjrqr                                     Qbtf
Qnavfu                Grn
                      Pbssrr                                                      Terra (Y=Juvgr)
                                          Oveqf               Cnyy Znyy
                                                              Qhauvyy             Lryybj
                                          Ubefrf              A=Qhauvyy
                      Zvyx                                                        Pragre
Abejrtvna                                                                         Svefg, A=Oyhr
                      A=Jngre             A=Pngf              Oyraqf
                      Orre                                    Oyhr Znfgre
Trezna                                                        Cevapr
                                          Svfu

1   
2   Oyhr
3   Pragre
3/4 Juvgr
4/5 Terra


Oevg                    Erq
Qnar       Pbssrr
Abejrtvna               Svefg
Trezna     Orre Cevapr