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Started by Newby, September 10, 2005, 02:11:19 AM

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Newby

- Newby
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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh


Mythix

Throw in mario party and I bet she opens up like a book.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce


Sidoh

Quote from: Mythix on September 10, 2005, 03:05:34 AM
Throw in mario party and I bet she opens up like a book.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Blaze

And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

AntiVirus

Lmfao, I doubt that this really happened.  No one is that stupid......  I hope. :(
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

deadly7

Oh my god.. *wipes tear from eyes*
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Joe

I saw this in, of all places, the WoW Support Forums. "I BURNED MY GIRLFRIENDS COOTER"
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


CrAz3D

I SO want to bust out laughing right now, I'm so giggling like a girl @ work.

Scary parts: 22yr old dude & a 15/16yr old :(
She doesn't have very much self respect if she is willing to give up her virginity (I assume) for a few video games...eww

HA!

Screenor

When did butter take 8 minutes in a micrwave to melt? I could melt butter faster between my legs, wtf.

Newby

Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 12, 2005, 06:25:53 PM
When did butter take 8 minutes in a micrwave to melt? I could melt butter faster between my legs, wtf.

That's the whole idea.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Screenor

Quote from: Newby on September 12, 2005, 06:27:33 PM
Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 12, 2005, 06:25:53 PM
When did butter take 8 minutes in a micrwave to melt? I could melt butter faster between my legs, wtf.

That's the whole idea.
Hold on, going to go test this. My bet is that the butter wont even be in the bowl after 8 minutes, afk.

Blaze

And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Screenor


Super_X

That's awesome!! Next time, try in a microwave safe bowl, like something "corelle." Maybe porcelain.