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Que Pasa
« on: September 13, 2005, 06:41:10 pm »
Hello, I'm DeuceNQuota. I live in Florida, and I'm 14. I like learning about computers/programming languages, football, Ultimate Frisbee, reading, and sex. If you want to know more about me(laughs), I'll answer questions..lol.

P.S. I've been reading these forums for quite some time now, I just wanted to answer some riddles.
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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2005, 06:44:04 pm »
Die.

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2005, 06:45:36 pm »
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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2005, 06:51:54 pm »
Nevermind GameSnake, He is leaning how to be friendly from me. On behalf of x86, welcome to the forums!
Ultimate Frisbee, oh yes the memories.. :)

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2005, 07:10:51 pm »

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2005, 07:50:57 pm »
Though I'm not a member,
Hello, I'm DeuceNQuota. I live in Florida, and I'm 14. I like learning about

computers/programming languages
Specifically which ones?

football
lame

Ultimate Frisbee
:)

reading
OMFG A LITERATE PERSON.  <3++

sex
WTF?  You shouldn't till your balls drop or Newby tells you it's OK.

If you want to know more about me(laughs), I'll answer questions..lol.
You should read the rules!

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2005, 07:55:48 pm »
Nevermind GameSnake, He is leaning how to be friendly from me. On behalf of x86, welcome to the forums!
Ultimate Frisbee, oh yes the memories.. :)

What kind of gangster plays Ultimate Frisbee. Linux, just because you got a cut and a little blood came out, doesn't mean you're a Blood. You sicken me.

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2005, 08:07:36 pm »
@ football: Football is a fun sport!

@ sex: I promote premature/premarital sex!
- Newby
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2005, 09:29:40 pm »
¿Comó te llamas?
¿Qué te gusta comer?
¿Qué no te gusta comer?
¿Qué te gusta más Pespi o Coke?
¿En qué ciudad vives tú?
¿Te gusta la ciudad?
¿Por qué te gusta la ciudad?
¿Cuál es tu estación favorito?
¿Dónde quieres ir cuando tú estás veintiuno?
¿Por qué tú escribiste el título en español?
Por favor, escribes tus resputas en español. :)
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2005, 11:26:47 pm »
how often do you jack off -.- im bored

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2005, 12:08:53 am »
¿Cómo es tu pene? ¿Grande o penqueño? ¿Largo o corto? ¿Melenudo o calvo?
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2005, 12:41:11 am »
Ergot muy gusta le Newby y Towelie y Joe y chicos!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2005, 12:44:11 am »
¿Comó te llamas? Me llamo Kevin.
¿Qué te gusta comer? Me gusta comer sushi.
¿Qué no te gusta comer? No me gusta comer shit.
¿Qué te gusta más Pespi o Coke? No prefiero Pepsi o Coke. Me gusta Gatorade.
¿En qué ciudad vives tú? Yo vive en la Bay Area de San Francisco.
¿Te gusta la ciudad? Si, me gusta la ciudad.
¿Por qué te gusta la ciudad? La ciudad es mi casero.
¿Cuál es tu estación favorito? Mi estación favorito es FM 101.3 o FM 92.7
¿Dónde quieres ir cuando tú estás veintiuno? No se. Qué quiere decir veintiuno en inglés?
¿Por qué tú escribiste el título en español? Porque Uds. solicitó que lo haga.
Por favor, escribes tus resputas en español. Smiley


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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2005, 01:20:00 am »
In the words of Newby, mi papa zealot de microsoft
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2005, 01:50:03 am »
Fuck Joe, learn Spanish.
First, "Ergot muy gusta le Newby y Towelie y Joe y chicos!" should be "¡Ergot le gusta mucho Newby y Towelie y Joe y chicos!"
Second, "mi papa zealot de microsoft" should be "Mi papá es un zealot de Microsoft"
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2005, 04:05:22 am »
You understood me just fine. I win. =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2005, 09:13:23 am »
spanish is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2005, 11:41:42 am »
Lol rascist.

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2005, 02:23:58 pm »
Me llamo Chuckles. Tengo gusto de comer el pollo, no tengo gusto de comer poop. No tengo gusto de Coke o de Pepsi. Resido en Oviedo. Es asombroso. Las mujeres son atractivas. Cuando soy 21, voy a tener sexo muy áspero con muchas mujeres.. Escribí el título en español porque soy atractivo.
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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2005, 08:31:06 pm »
I am called Chuckles.  I have taste to eat the chicken, I do not have taste to eat poop.  I do not have taste of Coke or Pepsi.  I reside in Oviedo.  He is amazing.  The women are attractive.  When I am 21, I am going to have very rough sex with many women.  I wrote the title in Spanish because I am attractive.
Ik weet niet spaans, maar ik weet english.


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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2005, 01:15:11 am »
English owns you ???

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Re: Que Pasa
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2005, 02:38:29 am »
Even bad english owns. Como se dice kill yourself en espanol?
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