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Started by Ryan Marcus, September 14, 2005, 11:43:17 AM

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Ryan Marcus

I was sitting in the computer lab, with ECLISPE (a java editor ) OPEN, WITH ABOUT 3 PAGES OF CODE ON THE SCREEN, and this guy comes up to me, looks over my shoulder, and says "Java, huh?"

So I said, "No you moron, I dropped my coffee on the computer screen, and it leaked into the monitor!"

Then he says "Hold on, I will get the paper towels".

I roll my eyes, and, five minutes later, he taps my shoulder, and HANDS ME A PAPER TOWEL. Everybody in the computer lab bursts out laughing.
Thanks, Ryan Marcus

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Blaze

It was either a funny joke, or just somebody stupid, either way its funny. :)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Krazed

Haha, I think he was the one joking.  :P
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Quik

Quote from: Krazed on September 14, 2005, 08:06:39 PM
Haha, I think he was the one joking. :P

If he can recognize Java code, he obviously knows it's code and not coffee. I concur.
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Ryan Marcus

No, it was not a joke.. He was looking at the assignment sheet to my left that had "Java" in bold on top... I just noticed :-P
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<OG-Trust> I BET YOU GOT A CAR!
<OG-Trust> A JAPANESE CAR!
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deadly: Big blue fatass to the rescue!
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Hdx

OMG
God, it would be cool if something like that happened in my Java class.
I dont care if the guy was or wasnt joking.
It's still funny as helll
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You might be right about that, Joe.


Screenor

Classic, but no one's that dumb, seriously, think a little.

Ryan Marcus

No, trust me... Just look at a few people currently in the White House...
Thanks, Ryan Marcus

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<OG-Trust> I BET YOU GOT A CAR!
<OG-Trust> A JAPANESE CAR!
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deadly: Big blue fatass to the rescue!
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Screenor

Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 19, 2005, 08:05:44 PM
No, trust me... Just look at a few people currently in the White House...
Namely? That has nothing to do with being dumb.

Ryan Marcus

I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
Thanks, Ryan Marcus

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<OG-Trust> I BET YOU GOT A CAR!
<OG-Trust> A JAPANESE CAR!
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deadly: Big blue fatass to the rescue!
496620796F75722072656164696E6720746869732C20796F75722061206E6572642E00

Sidoh

Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 20, 2005, 05:36:49 PM
I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
Unless they're blind, I highly doubt it.  =p

Screenor

Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 20, 2005, 05:36:49 PM
I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
I know exactly who you were directing your comment at, don't even try to start that type of arguement unless you feel you wont get torn to shreds.

Sidoh

Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 20, 2005, 06:24:23 PM
I know exactly who you were directing your comment at, don't even try to start that type of arguement unless you feel you wont get torn to shreds.
I don't think we'd tear him to shreds... more just his ideas.