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Yet another quotes topic!
« on: October 11, 2005, 01:21:44 am »
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<Sabetha 10/10> I'm going to skullfuck you.
<Sabetha 10/10> :)
<Ethalan 10/10> -.x
<Sabetha 10/10> ewww.... no
<Sabetha 10/10> put your eye back in its socket... I was kidding about skullfucking -_-

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2005, 01:29:41 am »
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[14:28] scr33n0rl33t: it requires MHz right
[14:28] scr33n0rl33t: I have 2.59GHz

Screen a year ago. Man, was he a noob.. and still is!

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2005, 01:43:31 am »
rofl, what a noob.

jk screenor <3

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2005, 01:55:16 am »
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[Jerald]: Kirby!  Take Sabetha's healy powers!
[Sabetha]: O_o
[Jerald]: <(^O^)>

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2005, 02:09:16 am »
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[14:28] scr33n0rl33t: it requires MHz right
[14:28] scr33n0rl33t: I have 2.59GHz

Screen a year ago. Man, was he a noob.. and still is!
That was (A) An edited quote. (B) Went like this;

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Me: Ok, so, think I'll be able to play this game?
You: Dunno, give me your specs.
Me: What's its requirements?
You: Like, kind of high. =/
Me: Well, I've got a 2.59GHz Proc, think that'll be fine?
You: No clue, let me check.
Me: kk

-Later-

You: k, you wont be able to take it.
Me: Why? Link me.
You: link
Me: ...

-More Later-

Me: Wait, why not?
You: Your specs are way below the requirements..
Me: Ugh..
Me: It requires MHz right?
You: Yeah
You: and you don't meet the requirements
Me: I have 2.59GHz

Don't edit your quotes, it's gay and annoying.

(12:04:20) Ron: April 02, 2005  Know The Law In Seattle, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon longer than 6 feet.
(12:04:31) Ron: I'd kinda like to see somebody trying to conceal a weapon larger than 6 feet.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2005, 02:11:42 am by Scr33n0r »

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2005, 10:55:17 am »
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[14:28] scr33n0rl33t: it requires MHz right
[14:28] scr33n0rl33t: I have 2.59GHz

Screen a year ago. Man, was he a noob.. and still is!
That was (A) An edited quote. (B) Went like this;

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Me: Ok, so, think I'll be able to play this game?
You: Dunno, give me your specs.
Me: What's its requirements?
You: Like, kind of high. =/
Me: Well, I've got a 2.59GHz Proc, think that'll be fine?
You: No clue, let me check.
Me: kk

-Later-

You: k, you wont be able to take it.
Me: Why? Link me.
You: link
Me: ...

-More Later-

Me: Wait, why not?
You: Your specs are way below the requirements..
Me: Ugh..
Me: It requires MHz right?
You: Yeah
You: and you don't meet the requirements
Me: I have 2.59GHz

Don't edit your quotes, it's gay and annoying.

(12:04:20) Ron: April 02, 2005  Know The Law In Seattle, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon longer than 6 feet.
(12:04:31) Ron: I'd kinda like to see somebody trying to conceal a weapon larger than 6 feet.

I never edit quotes. We've gone over this many times now, I didin't misquote you, you seem to think diffrent. Besides, I would never say what you're saying I said, hell, it's not even formatted like a quote.

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(04:20:12) Scr33n0rL33t: I'm gonna have to bitch slap him tonight when we're having
(04:20:15) Scr33n0rL33t: ........
(04:20:16) Scr33n0rL33t: err
(04:20:22) Scr33n0rL33t: when I talk to him later

Let's keep this thread going, I have a bunch more quotes for teh funnay.

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2005, 10:51:24 pm »
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scr33n0r@gmail.com says:
I vote for a ban against Mangix
scr33n0r@gmail.com says:
thank yo.
scr33n0r@gmail.com says:
you*
Chris M. says:
O RLY?

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2005, 10:54:40 pm »
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(20:53:17) Newby1337: motherfucker
(20:53:19) Newby1337: I ran out of TP
(20:53:19) Newby1337: :(
(20:53:33) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: lmao
(20:54:43) Newby1337: Hmm.
(20:54:50) Newby1337: Well, the handtowel WAS in the trash.
(20:54:57) Newby1337: Hope nobody accidentally threw it in there.

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2005, 10:58:01 pm »
Ugh... I remember that.

On a side note...

O RLY?

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2005, 11:00:13 pm »
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(23:07:15) Sidoh: YA RLY
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2005, 11:00:50 pm »
Ugh... I remember that.

On a side note...

O RLY?

You run with that.

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(19:58:03) saleenanny: jeffs comp has linux
(19:58:10) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: What distrobution?
(19:58:42) saleenanny: Jeffs comp has linux
(19:58:49) saleenanny: isnt that sick?
(19:58:57) ThE SiCk EmPiRe: I know, what distro?
(19:59:05) saleenanny: would u be able to make a video game with that
(19:59:13) saleenanny: Distro?

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2005, 11:39:24 pm »
--- newby gives channel operator status to Joe[ex86] Random BitBlt
<Random> ha ha
<newby> tards
--- Random gives channel operator status to FluffyBot
<Joe[ex86]> lol
<Random> lol
--- Joe[ex86] removes channel operator status from ban BitBlt chris cipher DarkMinion darkxir FluffyBot mako mc0_ newby Profanity Random
--- Joe[ex86] removes channel operator status from vuther wh0renation xar Yoni
* newby waves.
<Joe[ex86]> new rule
<Joe[ex86]> me and tehuser rule all
<Random> ...
<Random> see what you did newby
--- amee.tehnet.org gives channel operator status to newby
--- newby gives channel operator status to BitBlt
<Joe[ex86]> god damnit
<newby> bitblt will get you all
<newby> eventually
<newby> you watch
<newby> I ahve faith in that little fucker
--- BitBlt gives channel operator status to darkxir Random
<newby> see?
<newby> He pwns.
--- BitBlt gives channel operator status to wh0renation cipher ban mc0_
<newby> He even opped the active people
<newby> Damn he rocks.
--- BitBlt gives channel operator status to Yoni chris mako DarkMinion
--- newby removes channel operator status from Joe[ex86]
<newby> owned.
--- BitBlt gives channel operator status to Profanity xar vuther FluffyBot
-FluffyBot- You have been added to the auto op list via the console.
--- newby gives channel half-operator status to Joe[ex86]
<Joe[ex86]> dude not the fluffy!
--- FluffyBot gives channel operator status to Joe[ex86]
<Joe[ex86]> yes!
<Joe[ex86]> round two!
--- Joe[ex86] removes channel operator status from ban BitBlt chris cipher DarkMinion darkxir FluffyBot mako mc0_ newby Profanity Random
--- Joe[ex86] removes channel operator status from vuther wh0renation xar Yoni
--- Joe[ex86] gives channel operator status to BitBlt
<Joe[ex86]> k i'm out
<newby> You are fighting a bot
<newby> hahahaha
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2005, 11:41:57 pm »
Thats the most pointless thing ever.  You win Joe.  :(
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2005, 12:09:46 am »
Damn right I do.

EDIT -

(23:40:07) Joe: hi
(23:40:21) Joe: TOWELIE xor 0000000 = TOWELIE
(23:40:27) Joe: NOTHING CAN BRING YOU DOWN SON
(23:40:39) [x86] Towelie: WORD
(23:41:03) [x86] Towelie: OMFG IM TOTALLY BLOWING OFF AN ESSAY
(23:41:06) [x86] Towelie: FOR ENGLISH
(23:41:11) [x86] Towelie: WE HAVE TO WRITEL IKE 5
(23:41:15) [x86] Towelie: AND WE ONLY TURN IN 1
(23:41:17) Joe: NO 0 IN ENGLISH CAN BRING YOU DOWN SON
(23:41:20) Joe: SCREW THAT ESSAY
(23:41:21) Joe: FORGET IT
(23:41:25) Joe: YOU DONT NEED IT
(23:41:26) [x86] Towelie: I ALREADY WROTE 2 SO IM DONE
(23:41:37) Joe: IF THEY XOR YOU BY IT THEN YOU'LL STILL COME OUT TOWELIE!
(23:42:05) Joe: OMG DONT TURN IT IN TOWELIE xor FINISHED = GARBLE
(23:42:07) [x86] Towelie: I NEED TO SLEEP NIGGER PLEASE
(23:42:09) Joe: YOU DONT WANT TO BE GARBLE
(23:42:14) [x86] Towelie: YEAH
(23:42:17) Joe: OK GO SLEEP BUT DONT TURN IT IN
(23:42:17) [x86] Towelie: ITS TOO ALTE TO WRITE
(23:42:20) [x86] Towelie: I WONT
(23:42:27) [x86] Towelie: ILL JAKC OFF IN CLASS INSTEAD
(23:42:32) Joe: POUND IT BROTHA! *holds out fist*
(23:42:40) [x86] Towelie: *whips otu cock*
(23:42:52) [x86] Towelie:  /poinds
« Last Edit: October 12, 2005, 12:31:48 am by Joe[e2] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2005, 12:34:08 am »
word :-)
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(21:40:15) JoE ThE oDD: LOLOL IM GAY

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2005, 12:35:08 am »
so, since today is nat'l come out day...I gues y'alla re queer now?

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2005, 12:37:26 am »
Yeah. Dude, seriously, Nate hugged me this one time. It hurt. *remembers back cracking*
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2005, 01:33:32 am »
Omg...

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(23:42:19) sidoh: I'm gonna go to bed
(23:42:21) sidoh: night<3
(23:42:22) Ergot  ANBU: ...
(23:42:27) Ergot  ANBU: YOU'RE GOING TO TOUCH YOURSELF
(23:42:29) Ergot  ANBU: OMG
(23:42:31) Ergot  ANBU: DON'T LIE
(23:42:33) Ergot  ANBU: @_@
(23:42:43) Ergot  ANBU: YOU'RE LIKE "OMG I HAVE A PENIS"
(23:42:48) Ergot  ANBU: "LET'S TOUCH IT"
(23:42:56) Ergot  ANBU: "OMG WHITE LIQUID!"
(23:43:12) Ergot  ANBU: "SWEET JESUS IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE"
(23:43:17) Ergot  ANBU: And like...
(23:43:20) Ergot  ANBU: Quik is like...
(23:43:23) Ergot  ANBU: "MMMM YUMMY"
(23:43:28) Ergot  ANBU: "ME SO HORNY"
(23:43:46) Ergot  ANBU: And like
(23:43:51) Ergot  ANBU: "IS IT KOSHER?"

Ergot is full of it...

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(23:45:31) sidoh: <('-'<)=3
(23:45:45) Ergot  ANBU: DUDE
(23:45:52) Ergot  ANBU: YOU'RE KIRBY IS GETTING BONED IN THE ASS LOL !!!!!
(23:46:05) Ergot  ANBU: <(o_O<)=3
« Last Edit: October 12, 2005, 01:35:56 am by Sidoh »

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2005, 08:03:19 am »
Carlton: Will, if I kissed you on the first date, would you knee me in the groin, or blush and giggle?
Will: I would knee you in the groin, then blush and giggle.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2005, 09:20:29 am »
Brand new email today from our lovely Blizzard:

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Account Name: lol no.
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Offense: Sexual Orientation
This category includes both clear and masked language which:
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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2005, 10:40:45 am »
wow Id get kicked really fast on WoW

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2005, 11:21:12 am »
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(21:57:00) TargetPracticexL: My mom Owned me in Quake once man..she shot me and my dad with one shot from the rail gun..it was sad.

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2005, 11:43:35 am »
wow Id get kicked really fast on WoW
He's on a RP server with me and he said that on general, it's pretty expected.  :P

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2005, 05:56:26 pm »
No wonder why you offended people!! Every body on RP servers are gay!! <3 :)

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2005, 09:34:42 pm »
(20:43:35) Joe: to me, tasha is more of a sister than a girlfriend, know what i mean?
(20:43:46) [x86] Towelie: hmm
(20:43:48) [x86] Towelie: no I dont
(20:43:43) Joe: i mean you wouldn't go porking your sister
(20:43:47) Joe: *remembers condom story*
(20:43:49) Joe: bad example!

Re-arranged to make more sence.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2005, 11:06:29 am »
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[11:47:32 AM] <-='StaRDoM'=-> whatever ugly fatso dork

Some random guy I made look stupid.
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[23:04:34] <deadly7[x86]> Newby[x86]
[23:04:35] <deadly7[x86]> YOU ARE AN EMO
[23:04:39] <Newby[x86]> shush it woman

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[17:53:31] InsaneJoey[e2] was banned by x86 (GO EAT A BAG OF FUCK ASSHOLE (randomban)).

Quote from: Ergot
Put it this way Joe... you're on my Buddy List... if there's no one else on an you're the only one, I'd rather talk to myself.

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2005, 03:50:04 pm »
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[11:47:32 AM] <-='StaRDoM'=-> whatever ugly fatso dork

Some random guy I made look stupid.
kid* :P

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2005, 10:32:39 pm »
<joe> AMEE I LOVE YOU, HAVE MY CHILDREN
<amee> joe,  I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2005, 02:06:12 pm »
Second email from Blizzard this week;


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Account Name: SCREENOR
Realm: Feathermoon
Character Name: Screenor

Account Action: Warning

Offense: Harassment Policy Violation: Obscene/Vulgar
This category includes both clear and masked language which:
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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2005, 12:23:50 am »
[06:54:19] <NoVa-NoC-> aol owns

[03:25:32] <From: Yobguls> i just need help on one problem and it's that my cd-key and working for the bot and i need one that works

[22:39:00] <Yoni[vL]> gayyyy
[22:39:03] <Protoss--> yes i am

[22:56:55] <From: DeniedRights> unban me i am JarekDoom i hex shit for sky, i am hexing bg3 for him and winbot

[04:29:51] <Cloak> so blizzard can join a channel listen in and be like touch touch im naked i like to feel my balls and you cant see me im invisible

[23:23:29] <KoreansSuck.> ¸¶Å© ¾î¶§  ¹¹°¡ ±Ã±ÝÇس»µ¿»ý ²¬¶±°Å¸®Áö¸¶ ÀÌ³Ñ¾Æ ±î¾Ç Âʺü¸® °³»õ³¢´Ù

[21:47:05] <[vL]Adron> 2^0 == 2

[19:26:41] <FreeRide> Ok, hold alt+f4 and it should open a private profile window.
[19:26:43] <FreeRide> Do it in there.
[19:26:51] XxDeAtHZer00xX left the channel.

[19:40:32] <FreeRide> XxDeAtHZer00xX: Hold down ALT+f4
[19:40:32] <XxDeAtHZer00xX> and ill try it
[19:40:32] <FreeRide> ok
[19:40:34] <FreeRide> Do it twice
[19:40:36] <FreeRide> "FAST"
[19:40:39] <FreeRide> I'm not lying.
[19:40:41] <XxDeAtHZer00xX> arg ok
[19:40:52] XxDeAtHZer00xX left the channel.
[19:40:53] <FreeRide> Omfg, moron

[19:45:59] <XxDeAtHZer00xX> im not stupid

[21:56:49] <DarkMinion[vL]> Sky, send binarychat

[01:06:11] <Telrin-Bot> yoni
[01:06:13] <Telrin-Bot> how do i upload
[01:06:15] <Telrin-Bot> stuff to it
[01:07:16] <Yoni[vL]> It points to your ip
[01:07:30] <Telrin-Bot> so....
[01:07:40] <Yoni[vL]> So it's not a remote server
[01:07:42] <Yoni[vL]> It's your computer
[01:08:05] <Telrin-Bot> i c
[01:09:26] <Telrin-Bot> so
[01:09:27] <Telrin-Bot> yoni
[01:09:32] <Telrin-Bot> if i was to upload something

[00:15:28] <Reconnect> SphT let's go cyber in Diablo Retail SphT

[21:24:39] <PhRoSt.> ill give ya 5 proxys for a xpac key

[01:31:19] <candyflip is gay>

[20:19:34] <Skywing[vL]> [12:21:21] BinaryChat - Copyright (C) 2001 Skywing - version 2.03.
[20:19:36] <Skywing[vL]> yes, binarychat exists
[20:19:51] <hello2k1> so u talk in 101010101?

[22:45:31] <DarkMinion[vL]> What is vlbbot

[01:02:54] <DarkMinion[vL]> i wish i wasn't such a fucking dumbass

[03:32:43] <Croaked> so your saying the string class actually holds data?

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[09:15:31] <KillN> i got c++ and vb6 starter kit but i cant use it because im ignorant

[00:23:32] <Yoni[vL]17> digital, why do you have an 'l' at the end of your name?
[00:23:40] <digital> i dont.

[09:50:43] <Soulwarez]DK[> DWORD = something in regedit ;)>

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[17:58:53] <diablo_dylan> did i spell my name right?

[02:42:07] <Grok[vL] wants to be DarkMinion>

[01:20:11] <From: donkey576> what about a tribes 2 cd key?

[02:07:27] <To: bualthazar-kod> do you use icq or msn?
[02:07:55] <From: bualthazar-kod>   msn
[02:08:04] <To: bualthazar-kod> what's your msn?
[02:08:34] <From: bualthazar-kod>  whats that

[02:12:29] <bualthazar-kod> can anybody hack me up with neededing the cdkey

[09:41:38] <From: youmyhoe> whats a cd key and y do u need it?(im new)

[19:40:22] <+D+SphT+D+> I just started learning Visual Basic a few days ago

[00:23:56] <WoLF-BiSHOP#2> all i know is he fucked me
[00:24:02] <WoLF-BiSHOP#2> and it hurt

[00:41:04] <[vL]Kp goes afk.>

[14:42:16]  <Mike_Kr> Sniper_Raptor: There are binary bots that use CD-Keys that can connect to Battle.net, but we don't support those kinds of things.

[22:15:44] <From: shin0bi> teach me some programming shit i can get any studio for free with morphious.

[07:32:13] <Etheran> I was sending 0xa 0xb and 0xc in one packet

[00:55:21] <[vL]Adron> what is battle.net ?

[10:50:00] MYPENlSISBIG joined the channel using Starcraft (2 wins).
[10:50:05] <MYPENlSISBIG> i lov evL
[10:50:12] <MYPENlSISBIG> because they are so damn smart
[10:50:15] <MYPENlSISBIG> A
[10:50:16] <MYPENlSISBIG> A
[10:50:23] <MYPENlSISBIG> FVHBGHKJ HJ KN HGJKIHL
[10:50:25] <MYPENlSISBIG> sMART
[10:50:28] <MYPENlSISBIG> ALL OF THEM
[10:50:37] <MYPENlSISBIG> SO VERY VERY SMART
[10:50:41] <MYPENlSISBIG> THEY KNOW c++
[10:50:45] <MYPENlSISBIG> AND vB
[10:50:50] <MYPENlSISBIG> AND OTHER LANGS
[10:50:57] <MYPENlSISBIG> THAT ARE CMPLECATED
[10:51:05] <MYPENlSISBIG> LIKE A MOTHER FU.CKER
[10:51:08] <MYPENlSISBIG> PENIS
[10:51:11] <MYPENlSISBIG> PENIS
[10:51:12] <MYPENlSISBIG> IS
[10:51:14] <MYPENlSISBIG> LARGE
[10:51:27] <MYPENlSISBIG> I LOVE LARGE PENISES
[10:51:33] <MYPENlSISBIG> IN MYASS
[10:51:37] <MYPENlSISBIG> ASSHOLE
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[02:16:09] <Tim.F> here is teh site:

[20:46:21] <Kenny-Z> Evil-Homer@Lordaeron: Question # 1:  Who sent you the email?
[20:47:04] <Kenny-Z> Evil-Homer@Lordaeron: Question # 2: What is your email address?
[20:47:49] <Kenny-Z> Evil-Homer@Lordaeron: Question # 3: What is your favorite color?  J/k :)
[20:49:07] <Kenny-Z> Evil-Homer@Lordaeron: And the last question: Will you be my friend?

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[22:43:51] <From: Skywing[vL]> Your friend Skywing[vL] has entered Battle.net.
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[22:44:41] <From: Skywing> Your friend Skywing has entered Battle.net.
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[22:44:54] <From: [vL]Skywing> Your friend [vL]Skywing has entered Battle.net.
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[22:57:26] <^Sw^Lindy> i know more than everyone here besides me combined

[23:11:38] <From: ^Sw^Lindy> because i'm a cool person :)

[23:18:13] <From: CoDe> well, i was wondeering if i could join....
[23:18:22] <From: CoDe>  do you accept ppl with leet accts?

[04:55:49] <D8-Orc_Raider> how do you change latency

[01:19:59] <`intex420> is goro or what ever his name is still in [vL]

[17:32:03] <XI)arkXAzNX> How the hell do i learn VB6 when i dont know anything?

<s0uL> I hate programming so much now. Just click here to vote for her. I'll try to make a program to do it, but like I said, I hate programming now.

[22:06:02] <Spht> eww my sex has been changed

[21:57:23] <ReVoLuTiOn> How do you make an EXE file?

[02:57:31] <Di.mr0tS> will anyone test my shitty program

[00:12:32] winner[vl]'s record:
[00:12:32] Normal games: 20000-0-2
[00:12:32] Ladder games: 0-0-0

[23:20:59] <From: AlanL> You dirty Jew. Read the EULA Agreements strictly set forth by Blizzard Entertainment; Blizzard does not permit persons of Jewish ethnicity to log on to Battle.net and/or purchase games published by Blizzard.

[03:49:05] <Yoni> Celsius, plz
[03:49:16] <MesiaH> is that like jewish temperature?

[23:15:26] Mike: send specs on bnls

[03:52:57] <1337> i don't understand elite language

[07:03:13] <flameboy@Azeroth> if you see satan tell him to contact me plz

[21:34:17] <Yoni[vL]> userloser: What does the following code do: i++;
[21:34:39] <userloser> i dunno that much just a little i gues i will go look at tutorials
[21:34:55] <Yoni[vL]> userloser: k, just checking

[04:34:59] <BlackStage@USEast> [BS] invites you to join one of the best clan on bnet. [BS] = BlackSlaves. Main Channel is Clan Blackstage. This clan is only for blacks but the leader and co-leader are white. For all the black's your rank will be slaves.

[21:26:33] <$|I_l{I{{uDa}> <----$|I_l{I{^~NL$

[19:46:33] <RomeJOIN.NOW> Want to join a great, growing, gay clan? Come to channel Clan (Rome) and lets get gay NOW! Or visit our site at http://www.hacks-n-bots.cjb.net LETS GET GAY!

[00:09:10] <p4[Hc]@USEast> if someone sends u a trojan is there a place u can call?

[03:50:48] <MoX@USEast> go get hex workshop
[03:50:53] <MoX@USEast> and opena  program like a bot with it
[03:50:57] <MoX@USEast> an u'll see c++ punk

[23:00:36] <TaintedReality> is there a test to join?
[23:00:53] <Yoni[vL]> uh huh
[23:00:57] <TaintedReality> hello?
[23:00:57] <TaintedReality> oh
[23:00:59] <Yoni[vL]> read webpage?
[23:01:03] <TaintedReality> yeah
[23:01:05] <TaintedReality> most of it
[23:01:10] <Yoni[vL]> that's a good start
[23:01:15] <TaintedReality> and u have to win the 1on1 or just look good?

[04:35:34] <W.N_SkateR> i can't get it up

[02:34:37] <GandalfTheGrey@Azeroth> sry dont know that much bots
[02:34:37] <GandalfTheGrey@Azeroth> only like
[02:34:37] <GandalfTheGrey@Azeroth> zds
[02:34:37] <GandalfTheGrey@Azeroth> chew
[02:34:37] <GandalfTheGrey@Azeroth> dm
[02:34:37] <GandalfTheGrey@Azeroth> hey
[02:34:37] <GandalfTheGrey@Azeroth> who made mirc

[16:00:30] <RhiNo@USEast> i need someone to explain to me what exactly a bnls is
[16:00:37] <RhiNo@USEast> cause maybe i can make me own

[19:09:21] <To: ^Sw^Lindy@USEast> Welcome back to Battle.net!
[19:09:55] <From: ^Sw^Lindy@USEast> who are you?
[19:10:45] <To: ^Sw^Lindy@USEast> Aww, you forgot me? =(
[19:10:56] <From: ^Sw^Lindy@USEast> just kidding sexy, what's up?

[20:28:22] <KING69_666> Querying Battle.net's database for K_Zoner's IP address...
[20:28:32] <KING69_666> IP found: 2.94.22.26
[20:28:33] <KING69_666> Scanning ports for server...
[20:28:34] <KING69_666> Server found.
[20:28:35] <KING69_666> Connecting...
[20:28:36] <KING69_666> Connection made successfully.
[20:28:36] <KING69_666> Accessing hard drive on K_Zoner's system
[20:28:37] <KING69_666> Uploading virus... 10%
[20:28:38] Joining private channel Clan Disclaimer.

[04:45:43] <Darkkingz> u live in israel?
[04:45:49] <Yoni[vL]> yes
[04:46:09] <Darkkingz> do u live in the war part or the non war part

[02:26:08] <Nick> i have to basically be sucking the mic like a cock just to talk ;/

[19:42:22] <Yoni[vL]> GoD-InVaLiD: What does the following code do: i++;
[19:42:36] <GoD-InVaLiD> i dont know that 1
[19:42:41] <GoD-InVaLiD> Yoni[vL]'
[19:42:44] <Yoni[vL]> GoD-InVaLiD: k, just checking

[17:38:10] <ReV.uDead@Azeroth> yoni hey
[17:38:14] <ReV.uDead@Azeroth> whois is Shfp?
[17:38:20] <ReV.uDead@Azeroth> Sfpt*
[17:38:25] <ReV.uDead@Azeroth> off your forum
[17:38:27] <ReV.uDead@Azeroth> ?
[17:39:27] <ReV.uDead@Azeroth> yoni?
[17:40:16] <ReV.uDead@Azeroth> Spht*
[17:40:19] <ReV.uDead@Azeroth> my bad heh

[22:22:42] Database entry modified: acid~angel[vl]: LOS => AOS.
[22:55:46] Database entry modified: acid~angel[vl]: AOS => OS.

[23:36:39] <Drive> woah Yoni ur in Israel?
[23:36:41] <Yoni[vL]> yes
[23:36:50] <Claimed> whoa
[23:36:55] <Claimed> see any jews?

[00:05:47] <[vL]Adron> SendKeys is leet

[07:26:23] <Darky> W@R is as much gay as Yoni is skilled at Math

[00:06:43] <jigsAw[vL]> Why does the "a" in my name have an erection?

[22:57:33] <Zil)aNe> well its always better 2 have 2
[22:57:34] <Zil)aNe> lol
[22:57:37] <[vL]Kp> Why?
[22:57:48] <Zil)aNe> so then 2 bots have white writing

[04:09:05] <Dark.USeRLoSeR attempts to find out if short visit ban is on..>
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[22:47:57] <Yoni[vL]> &say /w CupCake[vL] say /w CupCake[vL] say /w CupCake[vL] say /w CupCake[vL] say /w CupCake[vL] say Enjoy flood protection?
[22:48:13] <Yoni[vL] waits.>
[22:48:14] <CupCake[vL]> Enjoy clearqueue.
[22:48:16] <Yoni[vL]> Bah!
[22:48:50] <CupCake[vL]> Enjoy flood protection?

[06:54:00] <Invert[vL]> i like the plum jam humentashen
[06:54:09] <Noodlez> eww plum
[06:54:17] <Invert[vL]> very good dude
[06:54:27] <Noodlez> my dad likes apricot ones
[06:54:33] <Dword> what are you guys talking about?
[06:54:37] <Noodlez> jew stuff

[02:36:14] <From: l)ayclone> how do i found out my worst enimies ip

[00:02:36] <GoDLyZ> hey skywing
[00:02:47] <GoDLyZ> do u use c0kes win bot??

[08:05:27] *hoseph is using Starcraft Broodwar in the channel The Void.
[08:05:32] <From: hoseph> im not in the vooid

[02:04:22] <shinto-hc> how do you make your gender like that?
[02:04:38] <Yoni[vL]> nothing a little surgery can't solve
[02:04:39] <[vL]Kp> erm?
[02:04:43] <shinto-hc> lol
[02:04:51] <shinto-hc> well cya
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[01:53:15] <From: yoni2[vl]> u been hatin me man i changed my name this is hoseph

[14:11:31] <NToskrnl32[SiX]> anyone know what that hammer icon is?
[14:11:32] <NToskrnl32[SiX]> lol
[14:11:43] <NToskrnl32[SiX]> im not a complete idiot, just wondering

[07:50:47] <FluffyBot> Your woman being a b¡tch again? Want to teach her a       lesson? Wife Beaters Inc. will beat that slüt senseless at  time and place of your choosing for the low low price of    $19.95. 1800HIT-WOMEN

[23:34:32] <HellSlayal> stop bein losers
[23:34:35] <HellSlayal> i did
[23:34:38] <HellSlayal> yesterday

[20:19:43] danbuscaglia: logical complement of your ass

[11:24:38] <Moonshine.fe@USEast> i'm extremely gay right now

[22:36:08] <From: L0ADA> can u host a webcam for my clan?

[08:50:27] <c0ol> im using IE

[12:06:10] <Moonshine.fe strokes his tower>

[07:53:39] <'|'rance> ah yes.. nothing like gardeners cutting the cable wires to make sure you have no internet connectivity for several days

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[05:26:44] <ADOLFHlTLER@Azeroth> HITLER OWNS YOU
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[00:26:41] <hismajesty.@USEast> Who wants to cyber?
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[00:32:05] hismajesty. was banned by [vL] (idle).
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[00:38:01] <From: hismajesty.@USEast> :( <3 When Kp comes back would you mind telling him to whisper me. If you are around that is.
[00:38:19] <To: hismajesty.@USEast> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[00:39:03] <From: hismajesty.@USEast> YES! :)
[00:39:10] <To: hismajesty.@USEast> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT

[02:46:55] <UserLoser@USEast> i'm 13!

[00:47:27] <VonZippah@USEast> make like my pants and split
[00:47:30] <VonZippah@USEast> wait..

[21:31:03] <Trust> Once you go Yoni, you never go back.

[23:40:33] <Ersan> Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class!

[01:19:03] <MacBinaryBot> iluvsheep ?
[01:19:11] <Yoni[vL]> at least you admit it!

[01:44:27] acidangel: r u naked under there
[01:44:43] Yoni: sure
[01:44:48] acidangel: brb gotta jack off

[05:08:15] Netcooler: how do I solve sinx+sin4x+sin7x=0 in the easiest way?
[05:08:53] Yoni: Mathematica 5

[16:46:25] Yoni @ ALSA!: I'm studying Infi 3. It's fun!
[16:46:59] Uri: I studied Infi 3. It was fun.

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[22:28:16] <Yoni[vL]> Kane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:28:20] <MacBinaryBot@USEast> Yoni!!
[22:28:24] <MacBinaryBot@USEast> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:28:28] <Yoni[vL]> I LOVE YOU!!!
[22:29:11] <Yoni[vL]> ...oops, I had you confused with someone else.  Please disregard my previous message.
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[22:29:21] <Yoni[vL]> was it something I said?

[15:54:58] Guy: This test might be an F for me.
[15:55:15] Yoni: I highly doubt that.
[15:55:26] Yoni: We don't use letters to grade tests in Israel.
[15:56:06] Guy: :: Smacks Yoni like a red-headed stepchild::

[20:48:40] Yoni: .ping
[20:49:04] Yoni: btw, you're late
[20:49:07] Yoni: you should really type .pong now
[20:49:57] Yoni: seriously
[20:50:00] Yoni: i don't see what's keeping you
[20:50:01] Skywing: .pong
[20:50:01] Yoni: Ping: 81189ms.
[20:50:06] Yoni: horrible reflexes, Skywing

[01:25:17] Dan the Man: they are like wow yoni u look good
[01:25:24] Dan the Man: and u be like e^ipi = -1
[01:25:30] Dan the Man: and they are like holy shit smart and hot lets fuck

[04:18:42] *** Auto-response sent to Noodlez: Even programmers go to Netcooler sometimes.
[04:19:01] Noodlez: is netcooler an internet cafe

[18:04:12] *** Auto-response from Dan the Man: Your IM has been forwarded to my cell phone and, although I can read your messages, I cannot reply. Thanks for your IM!
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[18:06:34] Yoni: hey bull u wanna hook up tonite? i need you real bad ;) natalie

[03:40:02] <Yoni[vL]> Spht, I won the PC
[03:40:07] <Yoni[vL]> Rejoice plz
[03:40:11] <Yoni[vL]> Hip, hip
[03:40:18] <Spht[vL]> hurrah
[03:40:20] <Yoni[vL]> kthnx

[13:11:16] Dan the Man: anyways i just wanted to tell you that i think you are the man

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[02:29:04] xYoni69x\Recorddata\Account Created: Friday, July 14, 2000 5:19:11 PM
[02:29:04] xYoni69x\Recorddata\Username: xYoni69x
[02:29:04] xYoni69x\Recorddata\Last Logon: Wednesday, May 05, 2004 1:24:37 AM
[02:29:04] xYoni69x\Recorddata\Account Expires: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 1:49:52 AM
[02:29:05] xYoni69x\Recorddata\Last Logoff: Monday, February 16, 2004 1:49:52 AM
[02:29:05] xYoni69x\Recorddata\Time Logged: 0 years, 15 days, 15 hours, 24 minutes, and 30 seconds

[22:29:38] Vitaly: Belgariad is some stupid racist fantasy that I enjoyed when I was little

[03:39:20] <ddfhg> my ass generates 20,000 lines of code per minute

[07:20:38] <Mephisto[zL]> hi Yoni
[07:20:43] <Yoni[vL]> hi
[07:20:49] <Mephisto[zL]> what's going on?
[07:22:50] <Yoni[vL]> eww
[07:24:24] <iago[vL]> Mephisto, you have to know how to talk to Jews
[07:24:26] <iago[vL]> Yoni, sup?
[07:24:29] <Yoni[vL]> The logical complement of down
[07:24:32] <iago[vL]> See?

[01:50:55] <Raihan> i truly doubt iago would say something as stupid as "ur"
[01:51:20] <iago[vL]> ur right
[01:51:22] <iago[vL]> crap

[15:08:52] Nate: I'm telling you man, giant rabid tomatoe

[11:09:39] <^^ThiS> what kind of drug makes it seem like Skywing is tap dancing on your belly yelling out Packet Logs

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[03:13:59] <Wangsturbate> can someone wangsturbate me
[03:14:06] <Yoni[vL]> I'll do it
[03:14:14] <Wangsturbate> thanks
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[01:30:05] <CBA> whats "error: index out of bounds" mean
[01:31:35] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> would you understand better if the error was prepended with "the"?
[01:32:17] <Yoni[vL]> OW MY NOSE
[01:32:23] <Yoni[vL]> Spht, you made cola go through it
[01:32:29] <Yoni[vL]> DIE

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[05:22:43] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> Skywing?
[05:22:47] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> yoni?
[05:22:48] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> :S
[05:23:00] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> god dammit
[05:23:01] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> :S
[05:23:10] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> I NEED A BNLS ACCOUNT :S
[05:23:20] <Yoni[vL]> :S
[05:23:25] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> PLZ YONI
[05:23:26] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> :D
[05:23:28] <Yoni[vL]> :'(
[05:23:31] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> ?
[05:23:33] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> =[
[05:23:34] <Yoni[vL]> :|
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[05:23:36] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> plz plz plz
[05:23:38] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> :D
[05:23:40] <Yoni[vL]> :X
[05:23:41] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> plzpzlpzlpzlpzlpzlzp
[05:23:44] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> :o
[05:23:51] <PiCk-DaT[DA]> ~.~a
[05:23:52] <Yoni[vL]> .ban *da* :Y
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[05:23:56] <W&aReZ> lol
[05:24:04] <From: PiCk-DaT[DA]> ? :(
[05:24:08] <To: PiCk-DaT[DA]> =)

[02:44:23] <Yoni[vL]> you suck a lot
[02:44:27] <i.suck.a.little> i know

[15:48:50] Adron: chemistry is just a special case of physics anyway :P

[02:19:16] <Topaz[TE]> can u help me
[02:19:17] <Topaz[TE]> pls.
[02:19:22] <Yoni[vL]> say plz
[02:19:23] <Topaz[TE]> i had the script before
[02:19:24] <Topaz[TE]> plz.
[02:19:26] <Yoni[vL]> k
[02:19:26] <Topaz[TE]> Please.
[02:19:34] <Yoni[vL]> say "i'm a cabbage head"
[02:19:40] <Topaz[TE]> i'm a cabbage head.
[02:19:44] <Yoni[vL]> ok, what do you need?
[02:19:46] <Topaz[TE]> Yoni[vL], ur cruel.

[05:29:04] <From: BneT.Tk> HAPPY DJDJWDWHDJWH Day
[05:29:17] <From: BneT.Tk> Now unban me from vl?

[06:16:00] <xar> see
[06:16:08] <xar> i'm a fan of boobs
[06:16:11] <xar> i like big ones
[06:16:15] <xar> i can put my face in
[06:16:18] <xar> and go
[06:16:23] <xar> BBBBBLLZHHAHAAAAA

[01:19:16] Dan the Man: u are like a christian
[01:19:17] Dan the Man: but a jew

[04:20:57] Netcooler: I have n33t skillz
[04:21:15] Netcooler: I can make a supermessy room after 3+1 people roamed it look like nothing ever happened in like 5 mins

[02:48:41] Guy: "Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it."

[06:23:46] <Yoni[vL]> look out, jigsaw is about to spam something stupid
[06:23:56] wasgij[vL] joined the channel using Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition.
[06:24:04] <wasgij[vL]> [20:17] xYoni69x: if that girl is jewish, i am a storage jar.

[17:08:16] Guy: Sweet mother of Yoda! :O

[03:05:27] <DarkMinion[vL]> Yoni likes men.
[03:05:35] <DarkMinion[vL]> And moderately hot isreali women.

[23:55:36] Yoni: sec, UT clothes
[23:55:57] Vitaly: ewww..?

[00:53:47] Yoni: applied calculus means "here's a ball. it's thrown on the wall. here's a function. derive it. YAWN"
[00:54:20] Yoni: real calculus is "here's a function that's way more interesting than anything you'll encounter while throwing balls on the wall. derive it"
[00:54:42] Yoni: and infinitesimal math is like "here's a function, prove it has a bunch of really neat qualities"

[04:57:01] UserLoser: yes, i would like you to hutsasta me

[04:50:54] <HeRO]sV[> stop sucking on yoni's cock

[05:31:28] <VvV> whats the differance between a nigger and a park bench? a park bench can support a family

[01:26:27] Ewok: my name's Joe
[01:26:53] Ewok: but most people just call me "OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T USE THAT CROWBAR ON MY TEETH!!!!!! NOOOOOOAAAAARRRRGHGHGGHGHG"
[01:27:13] Ewok: I like to call myself Rrrrrarrrrrrrrerrererrrrrrr.

[19:43:08] Netcooler: gogo get acquainted and have hot geeky sex

[02:39:35] Trust1337: I enjoyed your pictures from the tournament. Added to my porn folder.

[01:32:24] Trust[e1] joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (3 wins).
[01:32:27] <Trust[e1]> YONI IS JEWISH LOLOLOLOLOL
[01:32:30] Trust[e1] left the channel.

[06:37:08] <MacBinaryBot> you got called by a girl?
[06:37:11] <Yoni[vL]> yes
[06:37:26] <MacBinaryBot> and you turned her down?
[06:37:29] <Yoni[vL]> yes
[06:37:40] <MacBinaryBot> omg Yoni, YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME!  <3

[00:21:08] Ewok: proper English term for "On the Fire" is "mangal", fyi.

"People are having way too much fun with it, and I, as a Canadian, hate seeing people happy." (iago)

[07:14:08] <Denial> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

[00:51:18] Yoni: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
[00:52:10] Netcooler: --------------------------------->

[20:40:55] Abe @ ALSA: Please be serious for a second.

[05:30:29] Nate: hey if they have an Euler action figure, I'm buying! :O

[01:26:00] Ewok: Some people have a way with words, and some people, um, thingy.

[17:39:39] Ewok: Hobbes: let x = y, as in "y do we care"

[06:14:50] <MacBinaryBot> <Yoni> Let's make an online pool
[06:14:57] <MacBinaryBot> <Yoni'sFanClub> Yeah! Online pool!
[06:15:02] <MacBinaryBot> <SomeOtherGuy> Pool sucks
[06:15:06] <MacBinaryBot> <Yoni> You sux.
[06:15:12] <MacBinaryBot> <Yoni'sFanClub> You sux.
[06:15:18] <MacBinaryBot> yeah, fan clubs are fun  :\

[15:45:55] Netcooler: That does it
[15:46:05] *** Netcooler is trying to send you "very bad virus".

[05:33:13] <Boot_Man5000> jews
[05:33:17] <Boot_Man5000> poor guys
[05:33:20] <Boot_Man5000> but
[05:33:27] <Boot_Man5000> HAIL HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[23:36:24] Jackknife: HEIL HITLER
[23:36:29] Jackknife: SIG HEIL
[23:36:36] Jackknife: ñìéçä æä äéä ôøõ ùì èéôùåú

[03:37:22] Ewok: I see it as girls == math
[03:37:31] Ewok: hard to understand
[03:37:37] Ewok: need practice/time
[03:37:42] Ewok: and lots of curves

[23:00:11] Yoni: must be the one with the biggest penis
[23:00:18] Vitaly: woah
[23:00:18] Vitaly: checking
[23:00:21] Vitaly: Too many
[23:00:25] Vitaly: Write a pyhton script plz
[23:00:32] Yoni: sec
[23:01:16] Yoni: print max(penis for penis in map (lambda horse: horse.penis, horses))
[23:01:33] Vitaly: woah

[23:04:09] Vitaly: I am not drinking alone.
[23:04:23] Yoni: At least that
[23:04:28] Vitaly: Dogs count though

[22:56:37] Ewok: IOI looks like "lol"
[22:56:48] Ewok: but it's no laughing matter!!!11111111
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2005, 10:31:05 am »
Please, if you're going to post Yoni's whole quotes file, just link to it.
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[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2005, 01:53:01 pm »
[00:26:41] <hismajesty.@USEast> Who wants to cyber?
...
[00:32:05] hismajesty. was banned by [vL] (idle).
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[00:38:01] <From: hismajesty.@USEast> Sad <3 When Kp comes back would you mind telling him to whisper me. If you are around that is.
[00:38:19] <To: hismajesty.@USEast> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[00:39:03] <From: hismajesty.@USEast> YES! Smiley
[00:39:10] <To: hismajesty.@USEast> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT

[02:39:35] Trust1337: I enjoyed your pictures from the tournament. Added to my porn folder.

[01:32:24] Trust[e1] joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (3 wins).
[01:32:27] <Trust[e1]> YONI IS JEWISH LOLOLOLOLOL
[01:32:30] Trust[e1] left the channel.

fo tru

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2005, 07:29:18 pm »
Please, if you're going to post Yoni's whole quotes file, just link to it.

Was wondering if anyone was going to notice where it was from. =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2005, 08:47:13 pm »
Please, if you're going to post Yoni's whole quotes file, just link to it.
Yeah, but I'm glad someone did bring them up, they are worth being here. :P

Please, if you're going to post Yoni's whole quotes file, just link to it.
Was wondering if anyone was going to notice where it was from. =p
Don't "Hope" that someones doesn't notice in highschool, or your going to fail, badly. :P
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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2005, 11:35:28 pm »
I've already realized that Blaze. =p
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2005, 03:38:27 pm »
joe@JoeMomma:~ $ wine cmd.exe
fixme:msvcrt:MSVCRT_setlocale :Codepage only locale not implemented
Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.0.2195]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

Z:\home\joe>dir
 Volume in drive Z has no label.
 Volume Serial Number is 0000-0000

 Directory of Z:\home\joe

10/16/2005  02:45 PM    <DIR>          .
09/25/2005  10:28 PM    <DIR>          ..
10/15/2005  09:13 PM    <DIR>          WoW
10/15/2005  10:35 PM    <DIR>          Desktop
09/23/2005  12:31 PM    <DIR>          eclipse-workspace
10/05/2005  08:56 PM    <DIR>          src
09/26/2005  06:23 PM    <DIR>          cvs
09/23/2005  05:29 PM    <DIR>          GNUstep
10/08/2005  07:00 PM    <DIR>          music
10/11/2005  10:09 PM    <DIR>          dev
09/28/2005  09:39 PM    <DIR>          public_html
09/25/2005  08:02 PM    <DIR>          winprogs
10/11/2005  06:04 PM             3,949 spf.exe
10/15/2005  02:45 PM    <DIR>          test
10/05/2005  08:58 PM    <DIR>          ac_dev
10/09/2005  04:29 PM    <DIR>          eclipse
10/08/2005  10:54 PM    <DIR>          bnftp
10/09/2005  10:19 PM             9,848 avatar.jpg
12/31/1969  07:00 PM    <DIR>          MSNClient
10/10/2005  04:46 PM    <DIR>          javaop
10/11/2005  05:06 PM    <DIR>          iso
10/15/2005  04:40 PM    <DIR>          azureus
10/11/2005  07:31 PM    <DIR>          Outkast
08/11/2005  11:54 AM         7,737,904 DivXPlay.exe
10/05/2005  04:21 PM    <DIR>          gaim-encryption-2.38
10/05/2005  10:28 PM    <DIR>          slackintosh
10/11/2005  11:26 PM           298,198 Test.gif
10/13/2005  10:39 PM    <DIR>          docs
04/04/2005  12:49 PM         3,157,407 gaim-1.2.1-no-gtk.exe
12/31/1969  07:00 PM    <DIR>          Microsoft Visual Studio
10/13/2005  08:28 PM    <DIR>          images
10/15/2005  05:02 PM             4,438 WineCVS.sh
10/15/2005  10:14 PM    <DIR>          wowinstall
08/03/2004  07:56 PM           388,608 cmd.exe
10/15/2005  10:46 PM           701,289 StealthBot v7.0 Porn Edition.zip
10/15/2005  11:15 PM           759,917 StealthBot_v2.6R3.zip
10/16/2005  02:57 AM            10,216 sckmg.tar.gz
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2005, 10:56:44 pm »
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Chris M. says:
dude
Chris M. says:
guess what I got
Chris M. says:
DEATH ANGEL - ACT III
Chris M. says:
\m/__(>_<)__\m/
eRgot says:
LOL DUDE
eRgot says:
Guess what I got?
Chris M. says:
Sand in your vagina?
eRgot says:
Penis - Erection
eRgot says:
OllllllllllllllllllllllllllllD

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2005, 03:51:24 pm »
Ever have a girl mimicing you?

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(14:55:45) Joe: copeland =)
(14:55:46) Joe: hi.
(14:57:31) Copeland P.: william =)
(14:57:32) Copeland P.: hi.
(14:57:36) Joe: haha.
(14:57:38) Joe: Can you drive?
(14:57:43) Copeland P.: haha
(14:57:48) Copeland P.: Can you drive?
(14:57:52) Joe: Not legally.
(14:57:53) Joe: =/.
(14:57:57) Copeland P.: Not legally.
(14:58:00) Copeland P.: =/.
(14:58:22) Joe: Joe
(14:58:50) Joe: You didn't copy me.
(14:58:51) Joe: =p
(14:59:20) Copeland P.: Joe
(14:59:24) Copeland P.: You didn't copy me.
(14:59:27) Copeland P.: =p
(14:59:57) Joe: My penis is bigger than yours.
(14:59:59) Joe: Copy that!
(15:00:39) Copeland P.: i'd rather not
(15:00:41) Copeland P.: lol
(15:00:45) Joe: I win.
(15:00:46) Joe: =)
(15:00:50) Copeland P.: lol
(15:00:50) Copeland P.: w/e
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2005, 11:36:29 pm »
Ever have a girl mimicing you?

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(14:55:45) Joe: copeland =)
(14:55:46) Joe: hi.
(14:57:31) Copeland P.: william =)
(14:57:32) Copeland P.: hi.
(14:57:36) Joe: haha.
(14:57:38) Joe: Can you drive?
(14:57:43) Copeland P.: haha
(14:57:48) Copeland P.: Can you drive?
(14:57:52) Joe: Not legally.
(14:57:53) Joe: =/.
(14:57:57) Copeland P.: Not legally.
(14:58:00) Copeland P.: =/.
(14:58:22) Joe: Joe
(14:58:50) Joe: You didn't copy me.
(14:58:51) Joe: =p
(14:59:20) Copeland P.: Joe
(14:59:24) Copeland P.: You didn't copy me.
(14:59:27) Copeland P.: =p
(14:59:57) Joe: My penis is bigger than yours.
(14:59:59) Joe: Copy that!
(15:00:39) Copeland P.: i'd rather not
(15:00:41) Copeland P.: lol
(15:00:45) Joe: I win.
(15:00:46) Joe: =)
(15:00:50) Copeland P.: lol
(15:00:50) Copeland P.: w/e

Its obvious she wants you, for all that is man!  Make your dad proud!
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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2005, 01:17:08 am »
Ever have a girl mimicing you?

Quote
(14:55:45) Joe: copeland =)
(14:55:46) Joe: hi.
(14:57:31) Copeland P.: william =)
(14:57:32) Copeland P.: hi.
(14:57:36) Joe: haha.
(14:57:38) Joe: Can you drive?
(14:57:43) Copeland P.: haha
(14:57:48) Copeland P.: Can you drive?
(14:57:52) Joe: Not legally.
(14:57:53) Joe: =/.
(14:57:57) Copeland P.: Not legally.
(14:58:00) Copeland P.: =/.
(14:58:22) Joe: Joe
(14:58:50) Joe: You didn't copy me.
(14:58:51) Joe: =p
(14:59:20) Copeland P.: Joe
(14:59:24) Copeland P.: You didn't copy me.
(14:59:27) Copeland P.: =p
(14:59:57) Joe: My penis is bigger than yours.
(14:59:59) Joe: Copy that!
(15:00:39) Copeland P.: i'd rather not
(15:00:41) Copeland P.: lol
(15:00:45) Joe: I win.
(15:00:46) Joe: =)
(15:00:50) Copeland P.: lol
(15:00:50) Copeland P.: w/e

Its obvious she wants you, for all that is man! Make your dad proud!

Woah, thats a REALLY funny quote! =p.
By the way, if anyone wants to know my real first name, read carefully.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2005, 03:38:47 am »
[02:19:16] <Topaz[TE]> can u help me
[02:19:17] <Topaz[TE]> pls.
[02:19:22] <Yoni[vL]> say plz
[02:19:23] <Topaz[TE]> i had the script before
[02:19:24] <Topaz[TE]> plz.
[02:19:26] <Yoni[vL]> k
[02:19:26] <Topaz[TE]> Please.
[02:19:34] <Yoni[vL]> say "i'm a cabbage head"
[02:19:40] <Topaz[TE]> i'm a cabbage head.
[02:19:44] <Yoni[vL]> ok, what do you need?
[02:19:46] <Topaz[TE]> Yoni[vL], ur cruel.

It's been a while.

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Re: Yet another quotes topic!
« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2005, 05:31:17 pm »
Ever have a girl mimicing you?

Quote
(14:55:45) Joe: copeland =)
(14:55:46) Joe: hi.
(14:57:31) Copeland P.: william =)
(14:57:32) Copeland P.: hi.
(14:57:36) Joe: haha.
(14:57:38) Joe: Can you drive?
(14:57:43) Copeland P.: haha
(14:57:48) Copeland P.: Can you drive?
(14:57:52) Joe: Not legally.
(14:57:53) Joe: =/.
(14:57:57) Copeland P.: Not legally.
(14:58:00) Copeland P.: =/.
(14:58:22) Joe: Joe
(14:58:50) Joe: You didn't copy me.
(14:58:51) Joe: =p
(14:59:20) Copeland P.: Joe
(14:59:24) Copeland P.: You didn't copy me.
(14:59:27) Copeland P.: =p
(14:59:57) Joe: My penis is bigger than yours.
(14:59:59) Joe: Copy that!
(15:00:39) Copeland P.: i'd rather not
(15:00:41) Copeland P.: lol
(15:00:45) Joe: I win.
(15:00:46) Joe: =)
(15:00:50) Copeland P.: lol
(15:00:50) Copeland P.: w/e

Its obvious she wants you, for all that is man! Make your dad proud!

Woah, thats a REALLY funny quote! =p.
By the way, if anyone wants to know my real first name, read carefully.
You've posted your real name about six times that I can remember, I'm sure everyone here knows it.
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